Bento asks if it is only him who would snicker at this. Certainly not. The pic is even more convincing as South Hedland, acknowledged arsehole of the world is in just about the right position. Well close enough for snickering purposes anyway.
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Nice. Got a piecing in the right labia.
Can’t see a man in a boat, though.
Cunt.
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piecing in right side
man in boat has disappeared
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
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which must mean that south hedland is an unexciting complete cunt of a place.
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No way – look at this and tell me that’s not a front bottom –
(diagram only snuffie not photo):
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As for the obvious noise issues, that would be from the VARTS – but don’t panic as i have some information that my be useful:
http://yoga.about.com/od/askauntyoga/f/yogavart.htm
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This note’s for you, MP…
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WAtching – you sure know how to make a girls day!
x mp
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South Hedland is not the arse end of the the world but you can see it from there.
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All this time I’ve been trying to find the clitoris, and I never thought to look on the North West Coastal Highway.
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But I’m sure you checked South Hedland for the back door.
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One only goes to South Hedland on very special occasions.
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During 2002, a colleague and I did some work for the Shire of Port Hedland. A council staff member suggested that instead of having dinner in and around Port Hedland, we avail ourselves of a wonderful Chinese restaurant in South Hedland.
What the council worker did not inform us of was the fact that the streets around the restaurant and the adjacent drive-thru bottle shop would resemble the night of the living dead.
Like moths to a flame, a certain section of the local population, ranging in age from 16 to 60 were staggering aimlessly, in varying degrees of stupefaction, around the streets.
Not special, but certainly memorable.
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You people disgust me. Cuntfuckenings.
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Search – Cuntfuckenings. – did not match any documents
SW, you just invented a new word – well done you!
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Thanks monk.
On another note, I’m surprised that you haven’t used the vast marketing opportunities offered by the TWOP brand to cadge shamelessly for birthday pressies:
I’d reconsider if I were you.
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Cunt it. Wrong link:
http://theincrediblyrudelogophile.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-your-birthday.html
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why thank you SW – i try not to indulge in too much self promotion.
unlike other freaks i know who don’t enjoy birthdays – if i could have the whole world send me birthday greetings i would be perfectly happy.
Knowing this motley TWOP crew as i do, i am wary of just what type of presents might arrive in my email inbox – just a reminder peeps: shiny, pretty – shiny ,pretty :)
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So I suppose that means pipistrelles are out of the question?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Pipistrelle
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very nice word – but nah. thanks
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It is a little known fact that having birthdays is good for your health.
The more you have, the longer you live.
Happy birthday MP
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Thankyou Flynn – i shall bear those words of great wisdom in mind and schkoll to them tonite.
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Many happy returns mp.
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I hope this is shiny enough for you.
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This shiny enough for you?
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/31/goldstinker/
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You can polish a turd after all.
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Happy Birthday, MP !
I think
this
would be good for you.
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mp: happy birthday
you were born on April Fool’s Day?
hopefully after midday
here’s a small shiny trinket for you, possibly from South Hedland:
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Mmmmm…
Shiny, Pretty and odourless.
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april 4 skinkster – i’m sure my mum still thought it was a practical joke though.
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happy birthday week monkey
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thank you for the gifts twopers – refreshing and not in the least bit offensive -shiny and pretty-you are very fine blogging buddies indeed :)
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Is it not DFOC’s birthday tomorrow as a direct insult to Jesus?
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I don’t know about Jeebus, LA, but it’s pretty much a slap in the face to the fucking Easter Bunny.
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I wonder if he’ll get to go to South Hedland for his birthday? I’m positive Jesus would not be happy with that.
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I went to South Hedland regularly when I was 11 and 12.
You grow up fast up north.
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DFOC? Insult?
I think Michael Clarke would hurt more, but Charlemagne makes it ok.
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I discovered the insult ‘cuntnugget’ on the weekend, and have been road testing it all week
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how’s it been working out for you skinky?
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sweet
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I’ve had a synonym for you-know-whats in development for some time now and here it is, the grand unveiling:
snailpit
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Not funny, just really fucking offensive actually.
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no, not funny.
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I don’t get it.
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To commemorate this lead balloon, perhaps you could change your grav to this.
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Or perhaps you could stand by your statement.
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Hee hee hee WAtching.
While we are taking the tone wayyyy down.
I note on WAToady someone nicked Bento’s infamous quote to bid farewell to Claire Murray. (Along with many other heartless bastard comments.) I am fervently hoping it wasn’t any of the crazy kids on TWoP.
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Bento is pro renal failure? The man is ill.
I doubt it is any of our own. TWoPers are often described as bitter and cruel, but I cannot think of anyone here who would post such rubbish…
PS: Apparently Facebook is awash with it as well.
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i refuse to go look, it’s just a bloody sad story.
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….and everybody, especially those who know stuff all about the background to this sad tale, will have an opinion on it, most often adverse.
Opinions; they are like arseholes – everybody has one.
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….and they, too, stink.
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I too, refuse to look…
These same haters are the same folk who man the “pro-life” barricades in the Abortion and Voluntary Euthanasia debates.
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South hedland or SH from now on.
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On a happier not worst, most shops including piss shops open in Albany. These bumpkins so forward thinking.
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I am pleased to confirm it was not me, and I am generally anti renal failure. I’m quite happy to leave the gnomes to their hatefest, and have no intention of looking, either.
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I hope that didn’t sound like I was lumping you with them. It was a BnS reference.
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I got it. I’m not as thin skinned as some…
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hey what the hell? I’m still using ‘snailpit’ by the way, it’s kind of evolved from straightforward synonymy to mean ‘a sticky situation where one is trapped in a clingy woman’s narcissism’, still by reference to a woman’s vagina. So yeah, stick that up yer Urban Dictionary.
‘Hey Sid, did you hear about Chris? Tried to get him out for a drink three times this month, but Sheila’s nixed it. Says he has obligations, and what with her sister’s wedding coming up and all she needs him for emotional support until she feels beautiful and in control of her life again. ‘
‘Ghod, what a fucking snailpit.’
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I ask you to change your Grav on April Fools Day and you change it in December. Do they allow such tardiness at the bookstore?
Goddamn Snailhater.
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Be a bit too close to the bone for some I would have though. Like what you would use MP’s cunt floss for.
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re ‘cuntnugget’
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ah yes, the cunt floss – a classic Paracleet – thanks for the reminder…
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I did not kill Jesus.
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i don’t think you did either DFOC, but did you kill optimus prime?
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Prove it.
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They always say that.
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Celebrate sonic
Cunt pattern, remembering
He died for our sins
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Northern exposure
Dust-struck provincial cluster
Bogans most wretched
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well I still can’t find the g-spot anywhere near Hedland
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well, you know who to ask
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Your comment is not entirely “unexpected”. Even still, let’s not start that again.
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You need to go further south. It’s somewhere in Cossack, go to the jetty at Cape Lambert and ask for Rufus.
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South Hedland back door,
Only on your birthday dude!
Try again next year
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Just like to share that I finished dealing with a customer email a moment ago, a lengthy, one, that was entirely in Comic Sans… should’ve responded in Papyrus… damn
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i’m so sorry you had to go through that!
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Not worst:
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Agreed not worst. Bound to cheer all those hobos up.
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Looks like someone’s tampered with the Wiki page for PH. Not only was the old detention centre apparently “privatised by the Matt Howard Government in the late 1990s”; the reference to “infamous serial pedophile Jaiden Zampogna, who in recent years has kidnapped and taken advantage of several thousand [?!] children and animals” also looks a little dubious.
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JAIDEN! JAIDEN STOBBAT NOW! GEDDIN THE KAAAH! GEDDINEAR NAUW!!!!
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Close your eyes, and you could be in Maddington.
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Crikey!
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The wiki edits page reveals that that is the work of 202.189.65.30 & 124.168.235.216. Ah anonymous edits for evah.They are also spreading the message about Jaiden on the Yarloop page.
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this could turn into some kind of Rorschach test
http://www.perthairport.com/getfile.aspx?Type=document&ID=61828&ObjectType=3&ObjectID=3978
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I was going to tell a story about an ex-girlfriend who moved to Port Hedland and only later, after I had visited numerous times and stayed there with her good friends who were very very anxious to show me a good time and who later confessed that she had been working as a skimpy at the Pier Hotel. But then I thought that might be a little self indulgent on Easter so I attach a video which I think sums up mine, BJ’s and Pink’s frustrations in a neat package
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How do you put videos on this site and why do you all do it?
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