I saw this at the other end of the art market, although I suspect the ends are the same. $11000 reduced to $5000. Fucking horrible. This is from phone. Not sure if this photo works.
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The Worst of Perth 
$5000? What’s it made of? Polished turtle turd?
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Indeed, the turtle’s head. Is it touching cloth?
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Think it’s glass or crystal
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Crystal? Crystal fucking meth!
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You had that in your rental. Form 1 c on it’s way.
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there was a sketch on “Not the Nine O’clock News’ where Mel Smith goes into a gift shop and lovingly handles all the glass animals deciding which one is best, then buys it.
he then smashes it on the floor and jumps up and down on the pieces screaming “I hate it, I hate it!”
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wow – now we’re talking worsts! back to your core product and it’s great to see!
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I highly recommend this clip:
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looks like a morph effect from Species 1
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You’re really upping
The cultural stakes with your
Trite film reference
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Kurosawa, man-
No wait- Amelie – I think-
Um – Tarantino?
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That don’t cut it mate
Wes Anderson is your man
Fuck Tarantino
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Kieslowski, Herzog
Kaufman, Eastwood, Bigelow
Much prefer John Hughes
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That’s missing the point!
French film: simple perfection!
Gush gush gush gush gush!
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French films, so de rigeur,
Cannot compete with homegrown
Treats: Two Fists One Heart
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cancel “so” from first line
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Ooh la froux frottage
I’ll only watch it if it’s
At the Somerville
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Argento, Bava,
Larraz, Franco, Jean Rollin
Eurotrash forever
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Frank Hennenlotter,
Yuzna, Golan-Globus, and
An extra large fries
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Fuck me drunk thats appalling. It should be roped to the leg of the artist and the pair of them shoved off a jetty.
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bloggo hoey’s got a piece on david cohen as well some sick photo sculptures yuckkk!!!!!
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his myspace.com/gregoriusgregorius page. absolute crap lousy lousy artist and had his shit all over cottesloe beach other day til authorities booted him off. yay!!!!!!!
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what? hoey was exhibiting himself in public and we didnt get an invite?
and nobody got a photo?
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Oh My Fucking God. Hey poor lisa, you get a mention too.
I had no idea this Hoey guy was so mentally pearshaped Honestly, that is real pathology. Wow! Just wow!
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anyone care to share the blog address?
mr hoey was before my time here.
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ffs, all i asked for was the blog address!
of you know who.
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we are reading this:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=156014687&blogId=531888312
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wow, most of his ‘work’ is pure shit (what’s with the pixel pr0n) but there’s some top-notch MSpaint going on
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Yeah, that MS Paint stuff is awesome. Reminded me of this, though obviously without intended humour.
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damn, webfilter won’t allow me the pleasure.
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Both groups have tried to milk me for all their worth and have sought to manipulate and play games with my life to suit their own purposes [have been constantly stalked by ‘Pop princesses’ such as britney spears, beyonce, lady gaga, robbie williams ‘Pink’ etc etc etc, all having their little say on my life in one way or another, along with japanese super-millionaires with purist japanese nationalist agenda’s as well the christian right fringe like opus dei with their resurgent christian Popist/heirarchist motivations and by other extreme right christian anglican/protestant nationalist groups like the Masons a cult-like group of covert individuals that revere ‘whiteness’ no matter the skin color of their brethern so long as they share whiteness on the inside, the Masons are driven by a philosophical outlook that requires all within the realms of the anglo cultural empire whether they like it or not, [esp certain individuals] be made to submit to the Masons idea of ‘puritanical whiteness’ ie., the view that the shineing glory of god is radiated out from beneath the reigning english monarchs behind [whomever that happens to be at the time] and any who happen to not accord with this puritanical mindset will almost certainly be bloody well madeover to fit this mindset soon enough all for the greater glory of the british empire and anglo-protestantism everywhere.
This includes the evangelist element of america such as mel gibson the scientology brigade like tom cruise/ john travolta and over the last few years have noticed a right-wing Indian element attempt to incorporate or use aspects of my writings with which to enhance their own Hindu nationalist motivations-namely certain hollywood script writers for instance-and have been fairly overtly stalked by these groups of people.
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A single sentence? What a cunt.
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whilst i might not like caps, i certainly like full stops.
thanks pforts.
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Be careful with what you say SW. The guy is clearly unwell.
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hahahahahahahaha
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I’m serious Nat Fan. I suspect a psychotic illness, so a little caution (and perhaps compassion) may be in order.
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said with typical understated equipoise there shaz
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Equipoise. I like that Pforts (even if you were being sarcastic?).
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not at all, though I find it difficult not to conflate you with Germaine these days..
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I am glad of that re. Germaine. It affords me an eccentric dignity I might not otherwise pulloff.
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regarding Greg;
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is not going to help the mental state much either
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…and I guess that;
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 44
Sign: Scorpio
City: perth
is not going to help stay the mainstay very much at all…
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Stalking and trying to control his life for our own evil purposes?
I now understand why all comments pertaining to him await moderation.
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At least Gregorius knows how to deploy the word “cunt”. Otherwise his Myspace blog entry is a truly singular display of self-pity and misplaced resentment. Cunt.
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I believe the correct phrase is ‘buttersnap shitfuckery’
which kind of stalker are you: Christian right-wing freak, italian, or opus dei?
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Oh I see now, Greg Hoey and Richardbl, one and the same!
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I’m going to jump to Rich’s defence here and say he’s a beaming ray of resilient sunshine. He may tend to be slightly self absorbed but that’s the end of it. This blogger believes feminists, Jews, Italians, Tony Abbott, Channel 9, masons oh and me and DFOC are so interested in him that they are stalking him.
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Yes there is an awful lot of stalking going on. I just can’t work out why.
And agreed, Richarbls neuroticism is far outstripped in extremity by the paranoid delusions of Hoey.
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I am not sure what Gregs problem is.
I wish I was being stalked be italian lesbians.
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but if yo wish for italian lesbians, you know you’ll only get Opus Dei freaks
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Mason. The even more secret girly kind.
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Fucking hell. Hoey vs … L. Aussie, D. Fucking Outrage Cohen and P. Lisa
I guess I’ll see you in court.
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not only a mention, there are at least two ‘paintings’ – quite disturbing.
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They could be very good likenesses for all anyone knows.
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I was thinking Miss Piggy Wants Rights pl.
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They’re about all those women who control our media aren’t they.
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naked wonky women with purple flesh, red nipples and an angry growler?
I guess you didn’t see this work of art in your honour, Lisa:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=156014687&albumID=1048017&imageID=39509910
for a misogynist, he doesn’t half spend a lot of time imagining them naked
there is some nazi stuff in there that really does require sectioning
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Fuck! I missed that.
That’s love pl.
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“Dear cousin,
I got your letter
It was more than i thought i deserved
Well she sounds perfect, all i dream of
And i dream about so much it is absurd
But when i get there and she sees me
I’ll be impressed if she does not run screaming
My kind of love is an ugly love
But it’s real and it lasts a long, long time
I had a thought while i was sleeping
And i dreamed about a place for us to rest
Eternity under the old oak tree
But i go too far i guess
Maybe i’ll think about tomorrow
And maybe i can get her to stay that long
’cause my kind of love is an ugly love
But it’s real and it lasts a long, long time
And if she finds me so repulsive
She wouldn’t be the first to wretch
Well i decided one day long ago
I was never gonna be the greatest catch
And if she cares about the car i drive
Then she can get in hers
The moment i arrive
’cause my kind of love is an ugly love
But it’s real and it lasts a long, long time”
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sorry, should have credited: Eels
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That’s a really touching quote Mez. I must avail myself of some
Eels.
(BTW I just today finished Boy On A Wire, which I also thought to be quite good)
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Taking into account the usual conciets that semi-autobiographicals come with, not a bad read. Hope he polls higher than Silvey.
(BTW failed in my attempt to photograpg Buff J, was a little early home from work and couldn’t be fucked going back at 6 but took some shots of the the bunker and as soon as I can be bothered working out how to photobucket, I will post a link).
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Very nice work Mez. Certainly beats the embittered email I write to my ex a few minutes ago. Somehow I’m reminded of the Beasts of Bourbon song Hard For You.
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That should be “beats”, and “wrote”, not “write”.
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Imagining naked ladies is surely part one moment (in the sense of a non-independent part) of misogyny?
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Sounds like fair game to me. Check out the stuff he likes – I edited it to make it even more douchey and POPULAR PENGUAN-ey
californication-mythbusters-bold & the beautiful-tmz-old episodes of bewitched-SBS foreign movies.
well Bukowski, burroughs and raymond chandler novels.Love balzac! clive james,Graham Greene, le carre anton chekov,tom sharpe,evelyn waugh,hunter s thompson,kerouac[on th road]
And country music [ especially indi-country ie., not necessarily the redneck version of it.
think the modern female is much too manipulated thru homosexuals and their own particular agendas.
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Geez doesn’t it suck how modern females are allowed to have their own agendas.
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Women’s lib doesn’t bother me much PL, but women’s lip? Forget about it!
To the moon, Alice!
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Representative quote:
“As to the little girl I wrote the series of letters to, never saw her again.”
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Dear god.
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ooh, I see that mere mention of his name puts the comment in moderation
DFOC: “Lets face it, it is only by being a total fucken cunt that people like this ever get a head in life.”
how much head are you getting?
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and if you want to see DFOC showing his ‘sartorial elegance’ in one heck of a shirt, there is a podcast here:
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/fora/stories/2010/03/22/2852296.htm
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DFOC clearly thought he woud be sitting behind a desk.
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Never have I seen such pure, concentrated, evil.
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Yes, reminds me of that episode ‘Catweasle Goes to Hawaii”
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That’s very funny.
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Nah, THIS is the Real DFOC :-)
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he’s sitting with Paul Kelly
he could at least wear socks when meeting royalty
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Well he was not wearing either here (see Page 4)
Click to access paper.pdf
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whew! tha Subiacho Post shur does leev tha Freeo Hreald in tha shade.
Love the photo of the woman in a night dress gesticulating toward her ceiling
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wow – you TWOP punks are awful – goddam, if i knew this stuff earlier i would have taken my gratuitous foul language and innappropriate links elsewhere.
i need a drink and a cigarette whilst i ponder my blogging future.
perhaps i should get a myspace blog……….
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Bit early for that isn’t it (he types as he chugs his third beer for the day :-)))
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Apologize for omission of question mark in previous post. Thanks the Lord for non-teaching weeks.
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Who are you calling a punk? Punk.
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you talkin’ to me?
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Feeling lucky?
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and my poor spelling too!
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this one is for you monkey
fantastic fat bastard
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goodness me you’re clever Mez, we were just discussing this particular fat bastard tonite – many thanks my lovely!
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Harangued by Teh Hoey and hectored by Teh TWOPs.
What is a simple gerbalist to do?
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Get a Lawyer son.
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Better get a reeaaaal good one.
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You must be disappointed not to have been worthy of a special warning from our Deputy Prime Minister, DFOC. Big Kev must have been right about you being pissweak.
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I won’t be commenting until I get a better understanding of libel laws. Freakin Martin Bennetts got teh Internet under control.
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