Michael snapped a remarkable shopfront in East Victoria Park. Could someone really have painted TWON instead of town? If so, then hats off to them. We sale household goods is just the icing on the cake. Michael believes this might have been rapidly turned into a vanished worst. Is it still extant? Perfect. 
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Beautiful. Thank you for sharing.
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TWON:
1. Someone who breaks things alot or who is clumsy
2. Someone that gets hurt alot
3. A 1.0 gram baggy of marijuana which costs 20 dollars.
“Yo man I just picked up an ill twon.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twon
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Well might you say twon, Pants, but I’m thinking that sign is pure scheisscurl.
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I’m loving the scheisscurl shreikster – as stinky and unappealling as it may first present – the word itself is pure magic
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Your profanity knows no bounds SW.
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i wish i received those kind of compliments NF1 :)
i’ll keep working at it …….
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Cunt.
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Not you MP. The cunting NF#1. :)
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unaccustomed as i am to such attrocious language Shreikmeister – thanks for qualifying that :)
http://bit.ly/aJJ0M4
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Rregets – they’d have a few.
A photograph to treasure.
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Saw your mum for sale in Cash Twon SW, though describing her as household goods seems a little euphemistic.
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I was wondering where she got to.
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i only have this one thing to say:
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Reminds me of this.
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Won’t you take me to Funky Twon?
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is that near a Twon called Malice?
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That’s a dirty old twon (dirty old twon)…
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Don’t hang around and let your troubles surround you, gentlemen. There are movie shows …
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Snuff is being petulant and telling us to get out of twon, skink.
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if we leave, then this town will become a Ghost Twon.
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On a train, DFOC.
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p.s. Now it’s boilin’ in a miserable March 29th …
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I was born in a small twon, my parents lived in this same small twon, I prolly die in a small twon
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You don’t run this twon, Snuff.
I can’t be scared when it does dwon.
If you’ve got a problem, tell me now.
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They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy
The Boys are back in Twon
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Don’t take your guns to twon son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don’t take your guns to twon.
RIP Johnny Cash (Twon)
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Evidently Chicken Twon
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I’ve been hearin’ round the twon
I’ve been hearin’ you’re gettin’ round
Whether it’s right or whether it’s true
I’m stuck here (in a hotel room in Hamamatsu) and I’m stuck on you
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Pushed around and kicked around Always a lonely boy, you were the one
That they’d talk about around twon
As they put you down
Smalltwon Boy
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Now shadows they grow longer and there’s so mush more yet to be told
But we’re not getting any younger, so let the part tell the whole
Now the players all wear colours, the circus is in twon
I can no longer go down there, down to that sacred ground
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Watch the butcher shine his knives.
And this twon is full of battered wives.
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‘Twas the talk of the twon …
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Snuff for the twin.
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When you’re alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Dwontwon
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Late addition I know, but I can’t help but singing “Rbuy, dno’t tkae yuor lvoe to twon, for God’s skae, trun around”
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It was spectacular but I can confirm that it is gone – it can’t have been up for more than a fortnight. Replaced with a professional sign with proper spelling and all the week before last.
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Thunk goondess JaneZ.
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I mean, porper spelling. An dall.
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So it is cash town?
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Yep, Cash Town now.
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Even with rectified spelling, the name Cash Town is still a worst.
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Warning Off Topic Rant ahead.
I see two more butternsap shitfuckers have gone up the tree, now the first has come down. Can we get names and addresses to check for Coco’s? Then I can really wind myself up into a fit of indignant hysteria.
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You want an off topic rant:
http://www.inmycommunity.com.au/news-and-views/local-news/Asbestos-outrage/7551680/
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If asbestos contaminated land is good enough for Bassendean, it’s definitely good enough for Gwelup.
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I’ll bet the newbies just want a haircut and a new suit
smelly art students
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We used to dream of having a geotextile layer 0.5m from the surface.
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I went in there the other day, it seems to be full of stuff rejected by the salvos.
I thought East Vic Park had enough ‘fronts’ already.
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d’ya think it should be in thornlie?
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I could have seen this excellently grainy photo severed from any context and still guessed it hard something to do with Vic Park area.
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NF#1, is the “hard” deliberate, or a freudian slip reflecting your passion for EVP?
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Thanks for the Freudian slap Shaz.
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This is what makes Vic Park great. That little touch of Brunswickian dodgyness.
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Like this.
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Mary’s Gone Cheap.
Waddahoooer.
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Begs the question of why we need laneways and small bars when we already have East Vic Park.
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Eerie wind whistles
Between the posts, perhaps the
Pundits “got a life”
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Out socialising
Down the Scotto doncha know
Tuning the V8
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Natlalia: the condition of staring at someone’s tits until it doesn’t matter what they’re actually saying
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Russell Hoban called
Wants his character’s name back
Litigation soon
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Secret shame outed
My favourite book- not yet
‘Twixt orange cover
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A matter of time
I says, would look good next to
Robert E. Howard
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Yea dwag, actually
Penguin Classics just released
A book of Howard (AINT GOT SHIZZAT ON DEL REY BUT)
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H. P. Lovecraft too
Published in Penguin Classics
S. T. Joshi, ed.
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Flimsy piece of shit
Crumbles like icthyc parchment
Soon as the spine’s bent
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Ragging on Penguin
Now a point of hater pride
It’s the new Pantone
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Books for the people!
You cannot hate the teacher
Of our better selves
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I maintain you can!
Base spite born of resentment
Hatred all the same
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Haiku sarcasm
Doesn’t always come across
You already know
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TTYL, doodz
Don’t haiku without me hey?
Got to get going
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Closing down on February 15.
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Just been to the store that replaced Cash Twon yesterday to buy a gift for someone…a definite gourmet’s delight, selling all manner of provendore foodie’s delights, including, yes, quince paste (after all, it is a foodie hangout, and yes, I do like quince paste, quince jelly and baked quince, but that speaks more about my wankerism coupled to a love of pome fruits rather than being a reflection on the store. But at least you won’t see bogans hang ’round here). But do not let that take anything away from this place. I did ask the proprietor whether they were aware of the backstory to this shop, of which they were (which elicited a rather sarcastic giggle from them), but they didn’t know about the hastily and erroneously daubed signwriting that featured when Cash Twon opened its doors for trade, to which I’ve directed them to look for it right here on TWOP.
But it’s a neat little store free of the previous occupant’s decidedly Bourbon Street feel, so a clear Not Worst.
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