I just liked its complete stupidity. The graffiti in this town must be the lamest in the world. 8th Avenue Maylands. From Kelly, who even has a worst I would never have posted on her (?) blog.
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Kelly, not sure about the pics of your sleeping [?] work-mate on your blog. Is This the worst you were referring to LA?
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I do remember arsebuddy fondly however, as I once lived on Eighth ave many years ago. Is Maylands still a complete toilet?
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It’s claiming to be less toilety.
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It and its residents can claim all they want, but most of Guildford Road is a worst, particularly the section that runs through Maylands.
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It still has a gun shop, and Perth’s Worst IGA.
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Oooh, and a Match development with the promo line: “Wish you’d bought in Subiaco 20 years ago? Welcome to Maylands.”
London, New York, Rome, Subiaco, Paris, MAYLANDS (is that poster still up at the Subi Council)?
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I saw a tourism ad for Brisbane with the slogan
“Brisbane: what are you up for?”
which I interpreted as “don’t bother trying to stay awake”
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Yes it’s the same thing I say to my 5 year old when I find her lurking about after being put to bed at night.
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We’ll get back to arsebuddies in Maylands in a moment, but I have just uncovered a new word: “Diapason.”
I’m running with it.
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I love it and will smuggle it into a news story next week.
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The big question is can you sneak it into a headline?
Surely it’s time for a yarn on the Hufner pipe-organ at St Andrew’s in Subiaco?
http://www.oswa.org.au/WAOrgans/SubiacoStAndrews.html
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bonus points if you can sneak in the word ’embiggen”
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A perfectly cromulent suggestion, skink.
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It’s about to get a Dome.
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Well that just demonstrates that Maylands is well & truly fucked. Crap coffee. Lousy service.
Dome and Starbucks. They are in perfect diasapon.
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In line with Maylands’ overall gentrification, Carinya Gardens is being redeveloped as a gay leisure complex. Rather than sticking an offensively large Match type hoarding out the front for months before, first saying only “Buddy is Coming” in some trendy font, and then months later replaced with a shitty perspective drawing featuring both the building to be and people drinking coffee (of course), the developers – for obvious reasons perhaps – have decided to go with a more modest and more Maylands friendly approach to spruiking their wares-to-be.
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it’s not called gaylands for nothing.
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Gateway to the Lavender Strip of M tLawley.
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As is the Vic Park strip.
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All roads lead to Mt Lawley?
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many of the back passages.
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Vic Park’s Cafe Bella Rosa had to move to Carlisle to make way for it, which means that Carlisle has a cafe strip. Or a cafe, anyway. Mrs. Ljuke has started calling it “The New Leederville” already.
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Or should I say, diapason.
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We’ve discussed tailgating before, so probably don’t need to go over having a car in ya arse again, but this guy seems to have a scooter in his.
p.s. The kerning’s ordinary, but the comma’s good.
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I had a nightmare about you and your gravatar last night snuff
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You wouldn’t be the first, PF. That bird still haunts many a dream.
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Any relation?
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oh snuffy – guy, scooter – wrong – can’t concentrate -need a drink – now.
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Sorry about that, mp, but the reverse principle was even worse.
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That photo was either taken at Belmont Forum or in Croatia.
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snuffy – that’s so incredibly wrong and yet i have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
onnie – i’d bet belmont forum
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No, this is the only arse buddy garden in this city!
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Thank goodness for that fence, Onnie, or he’d be …
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Is that shrub registered?
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yes that was a bad idea – but well worth it for the laugh
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ARSE BUDDY GARDEN TWOP NEWS ALERT:
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/tree-man-richard-pennicuik-comes-down-from-his-tree/story-e6frg13u-1225846031467
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Thanks, Onnie. As partial as I am to gum trees, having read that I wish they’d cut it down with him still in, or at least under, it.
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look, i guess he has proved his point. IF the storm didn’t make it drop branches, it’s hardly a threat is it… unless..
Yeah unsavoury as he may be (and a cocos-botherer to boot) i am defending his action.
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Sorry pforts, the guys developed delusions of grandeur. If the storm in Thornlie was anything like where I am it was not enough to blow more than a few leaves off a tree. I had one hail stone the size of a pea land in my yard. (And he fabricates a story about being struck by lightening.)
The way he carries on you’d think he had been sitting in an old growth forrest single handedly keeping the trucks away. From what I can tell, he’s spent the last decade and some, playing computer games in his lounge. I’m just not buying the whole environmental crusade line.
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Gratuitous link:
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/archives/2009/Oct/
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Here I am!
at least, it’s spelt correctly
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Me?
I’m a Bundyman all the way.
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It’s all good, but I still reckon the comma and exclamation mark suggest it’s not Arsebuddy Gardens, but Car in ya arse, buddy !
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I do believe you’re right.
I hadn’t noticed.
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I agree completely Mez – arsebuddy – how could you not love it?
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i think the same person moved from safety beach, vicco to perth.
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Are you sure?
Really sure?
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