My sister is off to India. This pic is on the hotel’s website. Maybe “hose & scrotum” tourism is bigger over there? 
And Outrage Cohen, fresh from apprehending criminals, objects to being turned on erotically by Jesus’ over buffed upper body. Those lash marks just bring out the upper arm muscles too much. I hear you Outrage. Do they have a Mary with massive boozies? This is a Jehova’s Witness Jesus. Maybe theirs work out more? 
And right after he was sexed up by Jesus, Outrage Cohen was in turn frightened by The Shed’s “Tayto”. Was this the same Shed that had the logo of the drunk half deflated soccer ball sucking off South Australia?
And Bento saw the crappiest way of writing “creative” on Newcastle Street. Does it even say creative. Crate V? Or is it “crave”. That doesn’t work either. How would the 8 fit into crave? They need some lessons from bogan licence plates.
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A big Oprah “WOW” on all accounts, but Mr Tayto is the winner for me. I think few people would readily associate potatoes, St. Pat’s Day, or God helps us The Shed, with the concept of “sexy”.
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I’m still wondering “Why hose, why scrotum?”
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The pelvic douche must be making a comeback on the continent, and I think this might be more to DFOC’s liking.
Safe and happy travels to your sis, TLA, and avagoodweegend.
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Speaking of pelvic douches:
http://www.sharingmachine.com/ubersearch/ubersearch.php?search=vibrated&searchtype%5B%5D=content&searchtype%5B%5D=link&searchsite%5B%5D=MTTS
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Those were the days…
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Very nice, SW, and I trust you found the answer to your question here.
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Quite, Snuffy. I’m getting the picture.
Oversensitive beings who have no understanding of fun really shouldn’t engage with blogs like TWOP.
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Don’t question these things TLA.
Just lay back… relax… and…splash.
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And speaking of bathtime mysteries, WAtching, nobody knew why this appeared on the river in Osaka, but everyone was awfully fond of it.
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I want one , I want one…
Given that we have a 1/4 scale “London Eye” can we please have a 4/1 scale “Osaka Duck?”
The closest thing we have floating on our river at the moment is the odd dolphin or two….
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How could She-Ra resist ?
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There is nothing Perth needs more than a big yellow duck!
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She’s got my vote.
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No doubt the application of another miraculous Kadir-Buxton method TLA.
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I was never going to be a contender against a sexy potato, who is also a lead guitarist. A bass playing yam, and maybe I’d have had a chance.
I’ll get you next time, Outrage.
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‘The Shed’ in that context is the backpacker bar in Northbridge… The Shed in the football logo context is the Glory Shed Supporters Club; supporter group of Perth Glory.
That said, ‘Mr Tayto’ has an uncanny resemblance to many GSSC members…
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Ahh, so the Glory Hole Shed may still be sucking off South Australia? Good show.
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Mr Tayto is the winner for me too:
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Mr Tayto has nothing on this guy though!
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Surely “super- buff Jesus” aka “Eric Cantona” could do something about that…
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that’s not Jesus,
that’s Eric Cantona
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Muscled Jesus just appeared in my letterbox too, DFOC.
Western Suburbs Blitz?
Maybe they were looking for the same guy as you the other day.
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After absorbing this post I was confronted by a vision of Jesus in the bath craving the attention of a muscled Mr Tayto.
I have been in here too long and I feel unusual: time to go outside.
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Right behind you, DFOC, as it’s all downhill from there.
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“…ahm gonna be Iron, like a Lion, in Zion…”
Snuff, the online numbers are swelling.
Can you believe it?
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is that Michael Palin in the bath?
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Maybe Hank Azaria?
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everytime i look at that picture his happy endings smile
kinda freaks me out – i hope she gets paid enough!
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I thought David Duchovny after a heavy bender?
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Sourav Ganguly?
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JC had just finished his last stretch. Excellent gym facilities in those Roman jails.
You say Pilate I say Pilates.
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And no one has mentioned Today’s Front page of THe West re Ben Cousins and Chris Mainwaring and a certain plate full of White Powder ? :-)
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/6957167/mainwaring-overdosed-on-cocaine/
Brings a new meaning to Chris’s WoW segment. :-)
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bet that was one hell of a blowout
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“Attention all you Paddys and Micks: come on down to the Shed where you’ll never have to worry about famine ever again. It’s all good crack. Craic.”
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To be sure….
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Since you made me download the 30mb newspaper I must make reference to the article on page 3 titled “The man in the schoolgirl skirt”
What the fuck?
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So I rock up to work today and someone’s left me a ‘present’ on my desk and it’s this pamphlet… well on the back it says JESUS GAVE HIS LIFE FOR MANY… and on the front… MUSCLE JESUS! Then I logged in here and… D: How odd. It’s just a pity Morgan Freeman got cropped out of your photo DFOC.
Personally I’m a bit bored with the whole ‘Died for our Sins’ thing, but am hanging out for the Special Bible Talk Entitled ‘Real Peace and Security – When?’ DUH IN THE AFTERLIFE RETARD
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I’m with Patti, Pf.
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I apologise, Pforts.
It was no doubt due to a shaky hand of mine, and not through yet another cruel and ill-judged editorial decision by Teh Lazy.
I too look forward to ‘Peace and Security: Keeping it Real with Da Muscle-J.’
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Muscle-J reminds me of this
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I think the dearth of incisive commentary on ‘hose & scrotum’ is proof positive of its overwhelming bewilderingness.. fully worst mate
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I think we should Rule 34 it:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
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Some of us have kids buzzing around SW.
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I’ll be more discreet in future, oh Shazza’d One.
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Hey Shaz
North Perth power station was just hit by lightning which probably instantly fried SW’s computer
– peddling smut on the interweb -tch!
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I know. I should be ashamed of myself.
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If I want smut I’ll listen to Sattler or read the West.
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shit.
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