Here is the caller log from the interview the other day. What a bunch of whingers! (Not you Mez). I think they were missing the point that it should be funny. Ai YA! Rude Kiwis, Brits and South Africa ruining our community? Wot fuck? Difficult to find one to award the tshirt to. Will go with the 1975 but with mobile phones I think. I’m also adding this pic of Chinese graffiti at the Zoo, because no-one rang in to rant about foreigners graffitiing our precious Aussie Yuccas. 
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Perth is kind of like 1975..but with mobile phones.
Live is 2 short 2 sell green bananas. Shops that sell green bananas
Perth museum is hilarious. Looks like it was last updated BEFORE Perth airport was. Keith
‘Vibrations’, sex shop, charle’s st. North perth. Front window sign states; ‘discrete rear entry’. Can supply photo. Yvonne
I hate graffiti artists. They need a swift kick up the aerosol. Paul
The gum nut fountain gn kalamunda. Awful awful thing. Louise
The heinous display of tattoos on women armsegs or necks at mandurahs council pool!
The worst of perth is that we invented the first and worst light beer with swan gold. Scott
Colin Barnett s dewlap. Ruth
Shane mandurah i hate the councils of perth having sports events then not allowing any parking near the event only on that day
Hi Gillo Could you please ask Andrew to remove his sunglasses I cant see his eyes Thanks Mez
Signs in greengrocers and supermarkets for ‘lettuce’ and ‘fancy lettuce’. You just feel compelled to buy the later. Yvonne
The heinous statue of Sir John Curtin in front of the Freo Town Hall. Helen from Hammy hill
The airport (unfunny ranting contiues)
Worst thing about Perth? Too many rude South Africans Kiwis and British ruining our community thanks to the mining boom . Greg
Tailgaters are appalling in Perth.
I have trying to find public toilets with baby change facilities. Not sign posted, and often inadequate if there at all. Crappy job perth. Ha ha. Nikki
The Worst of Perth 
Surely ‘discreet rear entry’ to TWoP worthy.
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Except it’s been done or mentioned so many times.
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What? Like cunt?
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is TWoP worthy
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“Perth is kind of like 1975..but with mobile phones.”
I’m from the future. Fuck you, past cunts.
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As far as I am concerned, that is a true compliment (apart from the mobile phones bit).
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‘The heinous display of tattoos on women armsegs or necks at mandurahs council pool!’ – anyone up for taking a photo?
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Surely one doesn’t have to go to Mandurah to be affronted by such abominations.
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Does he mean there is an image of this, or just that there are lots of women with tattoos at Mandurah Pool?
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it would be a perfectly legitimate subject for an interpretive art work in mandurah i think.
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I thought at the time it was some kind of artwork.
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dewlap lol. So what’s on the yucca?
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Oops, yes. It says “light” as in bright light, but that is a common Chineser name. So it’s “Light was here”.
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Why would you want to see his eyes?
It is like glimpsing dead pools containing mildewed fragments of the zeitgeist.
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I had rather imagined them to not so much dead, but very much alive, and sucking the light and life out of everything in the immediate vacinity.
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A 1000-horsepower vacuum stare??
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Very much so:
http://images.google.com.sg/imglanding?q=julie%20bishop%20death%20stare&imgurl=http://bp2.blogger.com/_9gn6KLa5xtY/R0w3Rmwu05I/AAAAAAAABF4/DJouR9gpV2I/s400/JulieBishopScary.jpg&imgrefurl=http://theorstrahyun.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html&usg=__iaEXMHCL8H6zh-kdESGPnZxcbZc=&h=262&w=200&sz=9&hl=en&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=VRzo4_0ilP_VIM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djulie%2Bbishop%2Bdeath%2Bstare%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&sa=X&tbs=isch:1&start=2#tbnid=VRzo4_0ilP_VIM&start=6
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Isn t she lovely … Even then !
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Beware, DFOC.
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p.s. That’s not a vacuum cleaner. This is a vacuum cleaner.
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That hampster/gerbal stare thing is brilliant snuff. How’d you do it?
And double thanks for the crikey link.
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It couldn’t possibly be any easier, shaz. Have a crack here.
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oops, supposed to be a link
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This one’s for you, Nat Fan
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You’re freaking me out, Snuffoluffagus.
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I was wondering if they were blue
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…
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If I had to name them for a paint colour chart, Mez, I’d go with Bukowski Red.
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That was a very polite text message Mez. Very untwoplike.
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No one wanted to talk about the flag? What about school children not standing for adults on the bus?
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I like that life is too short for shops that sell green bananas, but not so short that you can’t listen to and text Gillo.
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On a Media related topic – I was named an shamed (according to my cousin who only half heard it) by Howard Sattler during one of his tete a Tete’s with Bob Maumill cos I called him a Dickhead – no doubt on this very blog – and yes I’ve checked the other one he doesn’t like.
Glassed Jaw Redneck.
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well I for one think he’s a Fucking Douche, solidarity comrade
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Cuntneck.
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Oh Dear Rattler is bringing out all the rednecks today over that overnight bashing, and allowing one “ex prison officer” to say on air suggesting leaving the alleged offenders alone with him in an elavator with the outcome being the offenders would be carried out on a stretcher.
Howie’s limped response “we can’t be advocating that”.
Why didn’t his panel operator use the dump button ?
I reckkon he is a bigger scumbag than the offenders !
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So Rattler wants to be a vigilante:
http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/blogs/mad-as-hell/i-want-to-break-the-law/20100316-qc8t.html
What can you say – Skink – this needs your skills :-)
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And the Hypocrite is complaining how Today’s High Speed chase was being run complwete with a call from a “Senior Officer” – yet I seem to recall that he was lambasting police for engaging in those same pursuits when the result is a death of an innocent driver.
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Frank why do you even bother reading his crap?
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It’s called knowing thy Enemy – and after his naming and shaming – if he wants a stoush on this blog – he’s going to get one.
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He won’t come onto TWoP Frank.
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Umm his comments were based on my comments here.
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Do you see any of his comments here? That’s kind of my point. Carry on soldier.
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Shazza,
He READS this blog
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You can’t have a war or words on TWoP with someone who doesn’t post here is what I’m saying. All that aside, you have my full support.
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Sattler would never come on here. His type wouldn’t have the courage to come on a forum they can’t control. Yer Wintons and yer Eltons, let alone yer Murrays would be foolish to make comments here. They’d be out of their depth and would be made to look like idiots in a few moments. eg that what was his name Peter Ferries? Was able to make himself out as a complete cunt in two or three lines.
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Your comments where, Frank?
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Apparently I called Rattler a Dickhead – which I assume was on one the many many posts relatingto him.
And I love how he complains about the Judicary being soft and “do gooders” yet if one takes issue with him, he hides behind them.
Hypocrite comes to mind.
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I think he has truly lost the plot now.
surely it is against some jouralistic code of ethics to incite physical violence, even if the object of his ire is a complete scumbag?
I would complain, but I think that is what Rattler would want. He has reached a point of such utter irrelevance that appearing on Mediawatch is the only validation he gets.
if he gets any less traction, he’ll start setting kittens alight just to get noticed
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And he had a whole string of ex coppers bagging the current crop of bosses for being “politically correct” – no it’s called “Duty of Care” – and even one bloke who says the WA Cops should do what the Yanks do .
Bet these clowns will be the first to complain when a loved one is killed as a result of a chasde.
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did you mean that in a derisory or endearing fashion SW?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunt%20neck
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I am joining the comrades in derisory, MP.
Onward The Revolution! Plus cunt, too, also.
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Tailgaters wouldn’t exist if Perth drivers did the speed limit!
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Dickhead response.
The limit is the maximum, not minimum, speed permitted.
Wake up, will ya.
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Without wishing to start a shitfight- a person doing 10 kmh under the limit is almost as dangerous as someone doing 10 kmh under the limit. The danger lies in traveling at different speeds…
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I see what you almost did there, WAtching, but that is one classic typo.
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Ouch.
File 1 REALLY not exists.
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There wouldn’t be so much tailgating in Perth if many drivers drove faster, or recognised the right lane is for passing, or understood what a “green arrow” meant, or didn’t have delayed reaction to traffic signals like a “mental patient”, or had some experience in driving in another country besides Mandurah.
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See response to K_75 above.
When you’ve grown up enough to know what’s what, come back to me and I’ll explain to you, in words of one syllable, how to safely guide a motor vehicle.
Arrogant twit.
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Tough day in Baravan country RollY?
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A little, perhaps shazz, but more a “You show me your half century of light, ultra heavy, long haul, local commercial, agricultural, competition and private motorcar manoeuvring, in as many as 10 different countries, and I’ll show you mine.”
God, I cut my eye teeth on straight cut 6 speed Scammell gears and unsynchronised joey boxes and had a few shields and cups from my more youthful activities in gymkhanas and rallies.
Fucking arseheads with a fortnight of one town urban experience claiming automotive superiority gives me the tom tits.
Try a month or two at ambulance driving if you want to fully appreciate the outright dickheadedness of your average dimshit vehicle operator.
Cunts are pure practicality by comparison.
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For you Rol & Shaz
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I’m a big fan of braking suddenly while watching their panicked face in the rear view mirror.
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Jesus Rolly, are you suggesting that richarbl doesn’t know how to safely guide a motor vehicle because that is the obvious inference?
Richarbl can be accused of many things but vehicular incompetence is not one of them.
Of course, am happy to discuss further if you have the decency to respond.
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Only professional wrestlers are permitted to talk about themselves in the third person.
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With all due respect Bento, this is TWOP, one can talk about themselves in whatever aspect they like.
If reality is banned what else is there?
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I guess I can make an exception, since you *are* a rugby league kung fu expert. Carry on.
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Your words, not mine.
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You do know talking in the 3rd person, is classic symptomology of buttersnap shitfuckery?
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And I thought it was just complete wankery, still its nice to see the “family” together for a change.
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First read your own self righteous and erroneous statements which prompted my comment and I will then refer you to the regulations under the Western Australian Road Traffic Act and the Studies undertaken by Monash University on this topic.
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I have much more interest in competence than regulations Rolly.
Teach people how to drive a car first, then teach them the the rules I say.
I am not the enemy, I have been driving before I could spell geography.
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Without a full knowledge and understanding of the rules by which we are required to conduct our motoring activities, one cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, claim to be competent.
In the overburdened and under-engineered traffic environment in which we exist, uniformity of behaviour is a prerequisite for safe and orderly traffic flow.
No matter how well one may be able to handle the mechanics of vehicle manipulation, if failure to conduct oneself appropriately, and according to the rules set down for the benefit of *all* users, results in confusion and consternation to others, then no amount of personal skills can compensate for the disorientation so caused.
Anticipation is a major part of the skillsets necessary for successful driving, and the success of that depends on everyone behaving in a way that can be reasonably anticipated.
One rogue in an orderly pattern can cause inestimable destruction, especially where speeds and congestion are beyond the capabilities of the ordinary driver; which is, unfortunately, the case in most everyday driving.
It is an unfortunate reality that we must adjust traffic patterns, and our behaviours within those patterns, according to the abilities of the least competent amongst us.
Patience and courtesy are, without doubt, two of the greatest factors contributing to road safety: Rage and impatience the diametric opposite.
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Without a full knowledge the , results in confusion and consternation to others, Rage and impatience the diametric overburdened and under-engineered traffic environment and understanding of the rules by which cause inestimable destruction, especially where speeds and prerequisite for safe and orderly traffic flow andcongestion are beyond the imagination, claim to be In in which we exist.
competent.uniformity of behaviour is a behaviours within those patterns, according to the abilities of the least competent amongst us.
No matter how well one may be able to handle the mechanics of then no amount of personal skills can compensate for the disorientation so caused.
Anticipation is a major part of the skillsets necessary for successful driving, and capabilities of the ordinary driver; we are required to conduct our motoring activities, one cannot, by any stretch of the success of that depends on everyone behaving in a way that can One rogue in an orderly pattern can be reasonably anticipated.
– which is, unfortunately, the case in most everyday driving.
It is an unfortunate reality that we must adjust traffic patterns, and our Patience and courtesy are, without doubt, two of the greatest factors contributing to road safety: vehicle manipulation, if failure to conduct oneself appropriately, and according to the rules set down for the benefit of *all* users opposite.
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Paul Murray?
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Yann Martel
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What I love about it is it that the mash up is virtually indistinguishable from the original…
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Will no one talk about the fucking Cocos?
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Shazza: Seems like everyone is kind of “on edge” today. So it is not without risk that I point out that this post is about yucca.
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If I want to know about plants, I’ll fucking ask cunt.
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Ka-ching.
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Don’t you fucking ka-ching me.
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Don’t be such a…
Don’t make me write YOU a referral, too
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It *is* a little edgy today, isn’t it?
I think I need an icy cold glass of Jesus.
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I’m totally relaxed today. No crying clients in the office, a new tree man in the sky, some Chinese homework done. I’m having trouble following the twin streams of angst. My only sense of tension is that i can’t buy South Pacific lager in perth, which I’ve never tasted, and didn’t even know that I wanted.
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South Pacific Lager?
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You can get a carton?
http://www.sp.com.pg/sp_lager.html
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Wow, those Monde Selection awards are <a href="http://www.monde-selection.com/en/7.4.1.2_BS_Selection_Results_2009.asp"<astonishingly exclusive, aren’t they?
I’ve been told many times the best Guinness is only available in Lagos.
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Cockmonkeys.
http://www.monde-selection.com/en/7.4.1.2_BS_Selection_Results_2009.asp
I’ve been on the Dagon Extra Strong all night.
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Haven’t see it for years. But there are plenty of better lagers out there…
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Youse are hilarious. If want a fucking laugh I’ll fucking ask cunts.
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Watching you and Artheretic are Onanists. Listen to your elders an betters an lern.
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Did you see I quoted you in a Haiku today Bill O?
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No I did not Shazz but nor will you reply to my facebook blandishments.
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I am yet to see your fb blandishments. I would be happy to respond.
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I resent that remark!
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There wouldn’t be so much tailgating in Perth if it wasn’t a festering genetic backwater nest of bogans, I agree.
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I agree. Fucking moron bogocunts.
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Tailgating sounds a bit too USA, can’t we come up with a more Aussie term – Bumpa Bashing or Back off ya Bitch!(ing)?
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hang on… this IS the whinger log… carry on
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Gentle artist heart Mez. You are the beacon of compassionate light amongst the dark hearts of mockery and mayhem.
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thanks Shaz
Pull up to my bumpa baby
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I adore Grace.
Back at ya!
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It appears I left you high and dry with this clip Mr Mez, so lets try again.
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Fuck!
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arse humping?
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bumpa humping?
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This really has become a whinger log. Of epic proportions.
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No It hasn’t.
Hmmph.
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http://www.sp.com.pg/sp_lager.html
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Out Specific Lager?
Add more beer.
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