From Skink, discovered in an online book store. Skink sez
“Oh, do you know why they call me Digit?
It’s because I am only a midget
A digit is a finger or a toe,
And that’s how big Dick is, you know!”
Apart from the endless double entendres, inappropriate references to people with disabilities, and amusing misuse of words such as ‘gay’, which would have had a different meaning back in 1972, Digit Dick is chock full of staggering political incorrectness as he goes about his adventures and avoids the clutches of a scary aborigine called Wyalcatchem.
Life was just so much more innocent then, don’t you think? Yes, but a very tasty font don’t you think Skink? At least he’s not riding a blackboy.
The Worst of Perth 
I remember Digit Dick from my primary school library! I think he may be related to Dot. As an interesting side note, the township of Wyalcatchem was Cleanest Town WA in I think 1999, and if you go to their roadhouse or whatever it is and try to use the public toilet there is a very interesting passive aggressive note along the lines of ‘This is a TOILET for GOING TO THE TOILET, NO MASTURBATING – WE’LL KNOW’.
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Leslie Rees the author is now deceased, smelly old cunt
http://www.liveperformance.com.au/halloffame/leslierees1.html
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Nice find Skink! I’m thinking little Dick Digit should go in next years competition with Howard Stern:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x658f_1st-annual-small-penis-contest
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Well that video was very educational. haha thanks mp.
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always a pleasure the wealth of wrongness in my vault Hugh!
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“to share”
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Sorry Mr Gates, but mp wins.
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Fantastic thank you, Snuff! i always knew deep inside that the catalogue of stupidity would amount to something worthwhile.
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Yes! this was in our school library too. What a little dick dick was. Who says repressed memories aren’t real? This one was so horrifying it needed covering with years of memes, or something. Anyway no thanks for bringing it back skink.
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Good lord, there is a whole collection of the “Digit dick” series.
http://henrietta.slwa.wa.gov.au/search~S2/X?searchtype=X&searcharg=digit+dick&searchscope=2&SORT=D&words=digit&words=dick
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I note he also wrote “The seagull who liked cricket”
Elton-esque
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“Digit Dick.” Is that his porn name?
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Gracious, S.W.
…….And to think that I was under the illusion that you were grown-up.
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definitely an illusion rolly…..
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Cunts.
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you know you love it SW –
http://bit.ly/9XXDzp
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Well I do live in Cuntopolis.
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Is this guy your leader?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Reginald-Cuntopolis/100000000367524
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Now, that is a *very* unfortunate name.
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he has a FB friend called Keith Charles Spacebar which I think is pretty awesome
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“Wrong Reginald Cuntopolis? Search for others.”
Yes indeed. There’s a legion, a LEEEGion I say, of Reginald Cuntopolises out there. With the sullen determination of the cane toad they are invading, spreading forth in every direction.
One day soon, you too will wake up beside a Reginald Cuntopolis.
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Mrs Abbott does every morning
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excellent.
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Nice return.
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Speaking of unfortunate names… Mustapha Kunt
http://www.pastfinders.net/great%20letters.htm
My Dear Reggie,
In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life, and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me he is called Mustapha Kunt.
We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring is upon upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk to do that.
Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr
H.M. Ambassador, Moscow
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Bravo owilde.
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brilliant
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The book im reading at the moment sucks its 85 chapters of rubbish i recomend anyway that has it put in your bloody green bin for collection day its the history of some soccer playing faggot if im aloud to say that on here. Anyway the freaking books called Striker Boy by John Zuckher.
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You think this is aporite at my friends school there was the dictornary of swear words really bad ones too and you really think its aporite to be a sitting on the book shelf in year 2 class with tones of 6-7 year old kids.
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