The most amazing thing about this poster is not how bad it is, although it certainly reeks, or that it has been defaced, because who wouldn’t? The most interesting thing is that the graffiti has been just crossed out. Who would do this? Surely if Mr Penis himself saw this he would take it down, or at the very least obscure the defacement. Why would someone cross it out while leaving the words clearly legible? A mystery for the future Perth cultural scholars. I might have to add this to not worst. To have no idea that you are terrible, but to still have the kahunas to put yourself out there – that is the sort of person who succeeds. And you probably should make sure you include boozies in future works.
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The homogeneity of the output of this kind of “shit” portraitist never ceases to amuse me. Any woman as drawn buy this artiste would end up looking like a Filipino hooker.
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Where has your gravatar gone NF#1?
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Where was this seen TLA?
Wasn’t Subiaco was it?
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On the renewable resource of worsts the Curtin notice board.
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Imagine the Edith Cowan notice board.
Imagine THEIR portraiture…
and just as renewable I’d guess.
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can’t wait for the graduate exhibition this year
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I hope Jesper is the guest of honour.
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Happy?
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haven’t seen a hairline like that since The Howling IV: Marsupials- or perhaps Turkey Shoot
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I think worst TLA. I admit I couldn’t do any better but don’t claim to be any kind of artiste.
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This might be not worst. Maybe Mr Penis’s muse does in fact have three lips and eyes on different horizontal planes.
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It’s year 8 art class level or below, but again, giants norks might have saved it.
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I get home and only 51 comments.
What have you people been doing all day?
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52 now
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24 hrs
1 Comment.
What’s wrong with you people. Type already…
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Pfort, if you’re around, you might be interested in Julie Bishop’s death-stare:
http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/03/09/deathjulie/
Worst.
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Hysterical.
I watched that episode and was mortified to realise every panelist, excluding Dawkins, had a religious faith. But the award for silliest was Family First guy. What an imbecile. As Dawkins stated, he is a government representative of this country and he believes in the myth of creationism. Talk about fucking Outrage!
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Politicians, being duly elected, represent the majority of mainstream opinion. ( I was about to write ‘thinking’ but that is hardly the appropriate word in this context.)
It is these voters who determine that which is acceptable and ‘normal’ in our community.
Be afraid; be very afraid.
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Rolly I do not think most Aussies, even the ignorant, believe in the creationist theory. That’s an American idiocy, where many people grow up going to church as a norm. Not the case here.
I do wonder if Steve Fielding lost a few votes after that appearance. It was excruciating to watch him.
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I was not specifically referring to Fabulous Fielding not the creationist theory.
I intended to convey a broader view of the stupidity of the ‘normal’ voter and his/her/its inability to take a reasoned and rational perspective on damn near everything.
Misanthropy rules! OK?!
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Agreed Rolly.
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Fiskal Fielding lost a few votes?
did anyone actually vote for him on purpose?
I thought he only got in due to a preferences deal with the Coalition that backfired horribly.
Nobody will make that mistake again.
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I think it was a preferences deal with Labor that went horribly wrong – or perhaps horribly right in that it did indeed keep the Greens out of that spot.
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ugh, you are right, although Slackipedia suggests it was Lib preferences that kept him in the race long enough for the ALP preferences to kick in. So I still blame them.
he only got 2519 first preference votes (0.08%), and is that gives him the balance of power in the Senate.
democracy my arse
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Lets hope the next Fed election writes them off completely.
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The liberal party? I hope so too.
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you’re not a fan of speedo-led recovery?
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Or Tony Abbot’s penis?
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he’s no Vlad Putin, that’s for sure
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i just read “tony abbots penis” and felt bile rise in my throat!
well done Shreikster!
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Absolutely SW- as it happens, I cut that ep into my Pastor Benny/Clodstreet tape. Fucking gold. The hilarious thing about Fielding is his total noncommitment, he is forever being thrust these binary choices (ie. is the Earth literally only 10,000 years old) and rather than come down on either side and make a stand for whichever people he hopes to represent, he fudges it. He is forever at a crossroads, wilfully fastened to it – a crucifixion complex? Ah, well, everyone’s got their opinion and…
but yeah, Julie was on fire. Loved the death-stare, loved the middle-class hogwash about how great Christ looks nestled amongst the blue-and-white china. You know I keep my bible in between Cloudstreet and Nigella Express and it’s never looked better.
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That death stare is awesome. It sends a chill down my spine and a tingling sensation down my privates.
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Hey Peter Natrass would…
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is mrs g’day aware of this?
because reading it gives me a chill down my spine.
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All mrs g’day needs to know is that everyone who comments on this site is a sad, smug looser with an inflated ego and no life who overuses the word cunt
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and cannot spell loser.
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The ‘looser’ is intentional, is it not G’day?
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Its OK shazza, vegan corrects all my deliberate spelling and punctuation mistakes. I can’t even remember when the first looser claim was made.
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Might have been the Our Nikki thread?
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was it not freud who argued that there are not intentional spelling mistakes?
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Well I certainly buggered that up.
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i quite like the asymmetry sw
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I try, vegan. I try.
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You make an entirely fair point G’day.
Cunt.
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crikey, talk about ya cultural cringe, cunt
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Cunt burger with fries.
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would you like to super size that?
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No, but I’ll have a cunt banana on the side.
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I must share my most recent favourite use of the word “cunt”:
“THIS BAND IS FOOLY SEEK MATE, woops caps heh, um yeah their live show is so much better than any recordings (which are also good) lots more feedbacky noise bits, also similar but in more of a siege-y powerviolence-y vein is pathetic human from melbs, chck it cunts.”
Wish I could write like that.
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Ah-h-h! The delights of the dominatrix!
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Is it Bree Maddox?
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It does bear a striking resemblance.
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You want the obscured phone number to ask Mr P himself?
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Hard to say with the classy shoving DFOC.
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that should be without the classy shoving.
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I fully respect the field photographer’s principle of non-intervention but a Hitler mustache really would not have gone astray here
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