An associate of Ranting Perth Journo Girl saw these…things in a display home. Now would these help convince you to buy one of these homes, or make you run screaming? 
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That’s fucked up. A display home? Would have to be in Clarkson, and at least a shitty builder like Plunkett.
That a nightmare.
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WTF man do you have to approve all comments before things are posted now? That’s gheeey… GHEY
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wow! they look like art by someone in therapy for manic depression with suicidal tendencies. worst and a bit wrong.
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Perhaps Cockburn could look at this option?
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It was Cock-burn
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Or maybe just maybe…
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It’s all very Alice in Wonderland on Zoloft.
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Or Blackman on Zyban.
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Worst if they were in the kids room.
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That depends, if the home has features like a soundproof cellar and a secluded location then this artwork is entirely appropriate.
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Rich, are you reading books about serial killers at the moment?
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mp you’ve notcied a pattern emerging too I see.
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Two comments don’t make a pattern besides the “dead hooker in the boot” thing is a fairly common reference.
There is even an entry in the Urban Dictionary that describes the “dead hooker unit”…. this is a unit of volume used to measure a particular cars trunk or boot.
Must I explain everything.
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It’s three comments now. That’s a pattern.
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“dead hooker in the boot is a fairly common reference”
not so common as you might think, surprisingly
I googled it and all I found was a joke:
“The difference between a Porsche and a dead hooker is that I keep my Porsche where my neighbours can see it.”
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It was first popularised by Jeremy Clarkson and his notorious comment about dead prostitutes and truckers and is now a staple of comedians worldwide, including Conan, Letterman and others.
Thought it not too obscure for TWOPers… wrong again!
google “dead prostitute joke’ for a macabre fun time
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Yeah? Typical. I bet that knob flogger Clarkson wouldn’t be above xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx.
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I heard Jeremy Clarkson xxxx on xxxxx in a Maserati while xxxxx xxx xx dead hooker xxxxxx just last week.
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i saw that top gear episode on the plane leaving perth last year – i thought that comment was in context and the truck racing episode was pretty funny.
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nothing like second-hand Clarkson prostitute jokes to endear yourself to the quasi-feminists
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Ben Affleck made some gag on Oprah about calling Matt Damon if he ever woke up with a dead hooker, didn’t he?
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How can a variable unit be standard measure? Sounds suspect…
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you’d be surprised how many people get caught out using the American imperial dead hooker when they should be using metric
I blame the French
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They’ve been held responsible for other things too Skink.
Al: “… I’ll tell you what happened, Steve. Somebody told women they should start enjoying sex, too. That was the beginning of the end. Now they like it but it’s work for us. Everything’s work for us. It’s this equality thing, it’s killing us. You know who I blame?”
Steve: “The French?”
[ Al nods his agreement ]
http://www.bundyology.com/french.html
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How could you hate the country that gave us the pash?
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great avvie shaz! i personally am a francophile so i hold the french personally responsible for all the way cool things in the world.
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One of my new year thoughts, was to start learning French mp?
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You’re thinking about learning how to do French, shazz?
Very fucking racey. Very fucking racey indeed.
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excellent plan shazza – i’ll meet you in Paris sans kids in 2012…. TWOP girls european vacation :)
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Not to mention French letters.
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like this, SW?
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Sex, alcohol and Helvetica. The three essentials of life.
Typeography jokes. Ya gotta love ’em.
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No Comic Sans MS ?
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Thanks for raising that, snuff:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007
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Debbie, from her best side.
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an old buddy was a bouncer at one of her shows in Perth Snuffy, and tells the tale of her rolling around the stage minus knickers – apparently quite the eyeful for the unprepared.
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It’s hard to say which is her best side. She is a spunky chick either way.
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Well it gets hot in Perth MP. Think of it as air-conditioning.
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I blame Blucher.
Fucking Hussar.
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The metric “pute morte” has a much nicer ring.
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you’re absolutely right, at first my reaction was ‘lame, another pathetically self-aware hijack of the Emily the Strange cachet’… but the more I look at it, the more the insistent thought ‘FRITZL FRITZL FRITZL’ rings through my mind… so this was a display home? do we know if the sales team were at all apologetic about the art?
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It reflects the depression that descends on new home buyers when they realise they’ve locked themselves into lifelong debt with a mortgage.
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In Darch.
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Oh yes, most especially in Darch!
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“It puts on the lotion”
The poor girls seems to have UTIs and worms.
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Haiku 6030:
Buy our nice home and
You’ll always be in the crypt
At your fun parties.
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just think how much better Munch’s ‘The Scream’ would be if it it had the title across the painting like these.
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now they remind me of Grug.
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Tim Burton’s house.
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Who is Ranting Perth Journo Girl, or RPJG, by the way?
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It’s Pam isnt it? Just wont go away quietly.
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Didn’t say if she was unionised.
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http://rantingjournogirl.bigblog.com.au/
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So these pics really were in Cock-burn?
Christ on a bike.
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And were in kids room.
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Dear Future Cunts – if in 30 years from now you’re trying to solve a spate of murders where the killer smears ‘Tea for Two’ in blood on the wall, this may be a good place to start.
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there is a signature bottom left. Any chance of a close-up LA?
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$20 says it was painted by a young woman aged between 23 and 30.
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Greg Hoey?
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poor Ted looks like he is about to get a swift kick to the kahunas
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More trying to sidefoot them in the far corner. Technically accomplished.
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As this is an equal opportunity blog, I think it only fair that cunt punts also rate a mention (thanks to MP):
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it looks to me as if she is using the outside of the boot and trying to put some curve on it
an outswinger to the swingers
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