…and McDonalds. Another South Fremantle classic found by Shazza. Ingenious in concept and bold in implementation. A salad hater who also doesn’t like McDonalds. Amazing. 
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Yeah. Fuck salad. It’s just there to be pretty and stuff, and some other stuff.
I’m an apprentice chef by the way.
Fuck salad.
Hugh.
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Fuck salad $5.95. Hairy balls included.
For a limited time only.
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i love this! once again, the effort taken to draw the testicular hair draws me in like a moth to a flame. it’s all about veins and hair isn’t it?
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Fuck Salad. It comes with dressing, right?
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you’d certainly hope so.
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It’d be absolute bollocks if it didn’t.
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from friends who used to work there, i thought all mcdonalds came with special sauce.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100221082926AAoDTh5
http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions/18079
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sorry bad link try:
http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions/whats-in-the-food/sauces/#question13
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Not thinking of applying I hope, Monk:
http://theincrediblyrudelogophile.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-job-anyone.html
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nah- i’m all good working at macdonalds :)
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Only partly dressed I believe.
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any photos from the big Russian-Greek party at the weekend?
it looks like a perfect storm of worst:
http://www.perthnow.com.au/gallery-e6frg1vc-1225832544874?page=1
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Sure does skink. I had hoped, for a fleeting moment, the Russian and bride would eschew all that A-list wannabe nonsense.
I’ll cut them some slack for being young.
I’m assuming Patti Patti was there. Or is she still D list?
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I heard that there was nothing unorthodox.
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You can say what you like, it’s not Grecian-themed without Channel 7’s George Clooney.
What a train wreck. Unlikely to be surpassed until Bree and Malcolm’s big day. Unless I’ve missed it. Must just go and check the letterbox again …
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Bento in disguise?
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Why do you say that?
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Tone, style and time of day.
Am I way off?
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Yup. But, on re-reading, I can see what you mean. Say what you like, but it’s good riddance to that catchphrase.
And I tend to say ‘cunt’ more.
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and I say mor… oh fuck it.
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Angry, pompously indignant, and late?
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tired, breathless, and in love?
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There’s only one Natalia Fan, cunt.
She may have moved to Seven from Nine, but she’s still my #1.
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Natalia may have moved to Seven from Nine, but she’s still MY #1.
There’s only one Natalia Fan, cunt.
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ATt: “Thank you Natalia”.
And if you’re mocking my golden meteorological oracle, you’re a dead gravitar.
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Poke salad. Tick Approved.
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That’s a nasty looking bell-end. You’d want to get that checked out.
Spectacular, shazza.
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Succulent veinwork
Engorged cluster, chili-laced
Mm-mm, tick approved
Passing the Tick Test
Wrap laid out under a tree
Tweezers poised, ready
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Elbow-grease and syph
To reach the summit; Doughy
Foreskin-cerement
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Not worst. McDonalds ad agency are looking for this edgy ground breaking stuff.
The mayo is disturbing – but then so is the ex-member for mayo.
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This will be right up Cockster’s alley.
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He’s going to need antibiotics after that.
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Broad spectrum: The perfect gift for the one who has everything.
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What cock did that? Some people will find a penis in anything slightly cylindrical, but points off for not incorporating the heart tick logo as one of the testis.
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Good point, Cock.
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Says he who is the PR Mouthpiece for teh Golden Arches :-)
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Perhaps the perfect complement for the Angus Burger, then.
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is that a fact? flack for McShit?
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Yep, Young Cockster is indeed the Mouthpiece for teh Golden Arches and for Ronald who would struggle to get a Working With Children’s Card :-)
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Tis indeed a fact, (hungry) Jack. Frank, you don’t consider that somehow you’ve ‘outed’ me I hope?
McShit huh? So you’re a fan of fast food, not, or is it just a Maccas thing?
Okay, the heart tick – if you want it, you pay the costs of the monthly heart foundation auditing process. A lot of restaurants to cover every month.
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You outed yourself here ages ago, I’m only reminding the n ew posters here of the fact :-)
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and a lot of eftpos terminals
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why is there a sense of whinge in your comment about the heart tick?
mcdonalds want it. a lot.
enough for you to mention turning it into a bollock
which is apt
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A sense of whinge? No, more a protracted sigh and shake of the head at the whiney claptrap that’s peddled out every time the word McDonald’s is mentioned.
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well review the meal then
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one of the testes (noun, plural)
Heart Tick cost $330000.That’s a lot of balls.
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$330,000 a year.
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this is what ronald packs inside those baggy duds?
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oh Fremantle you are all class
I think I am correct in saying that McDonalds Fremantle (down by the fish and chip shops at the fishing harbour) is the only Maccas to shut up shop in Perth – maybe this sign was a warning to Kardinya
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Actually the one in Forrest Chase is no longer there either – no dubt due to the constant visits by our friends in blue – and no it wasn’t for nourishment :-)
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I seem to remember the first one in Perth was in Cinema City.
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Jolimont?
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yep cinema city 1982 – we used to be very excited travelling through the city on our way home from school – the shame…..
http://www.careerone.com.au/research-companies/mcdonalds
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23 years it took Maccas to infiltrate every state of the Commonwealth. Amazing. They spread faster than cane toads and rabbits combined around Melbourne during the 70s.
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ah, good to see the city keeping it’s end up – we should start graffitting Chooks next
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*graffiting?
*graffitiing?
*graffitying?
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love your gravatar artheretic.
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thanks – I miss that little guy
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Don’t we have bigger rats to fry?
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do you mean Croissant Express? I believe that was in good old freo as well
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I wonder what Hungry Jacks will come up with to counter this marketing push by Maccas.
The “Brazilian Burger with Melting Minge Mayo” perhaps?
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How about a Cuntshake?
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As opposed to a dickshake?
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Cuntshakes. They’re Cuntalicious.
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well you know the rules – more than 3 shakes ……..
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Mmmm, I could do a whopper.
nsfw
http://crazyshit.com/forum/index.php?t=getfile&id=36256&private=0
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looks a little undercooked onnie – anyone for a serve of salmonella? Actually, come to think of it, that’s obviously a fish burger.
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is that a Bobbit Burger?
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least they wrap there shit in a nappy product before they serve it ,got love gen y there full off it.
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Welcome back wayne.
Any more signage for us.
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wayne: I am trying to look at your website but the link doesn’t work…
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wonder what they smell like,male or female.
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