Have been so many good submissions lately, I thought I had better contribute something of my own. I dunno, a rusted washing line just doesn’t seem the appropriate motif to me. Maybe I’m wrong. The wine naming and labelling bizzo does seem to attract an odd crew. 1 2 3 4 5 6 You may need to slap on 4 litres of Lynx before tackling this box. Frank C, got any outre names in the relatives brews? Red Ring Reamer? They export to Taiwan I see.
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Is that an electrocuted cat on the Hills? Or is rat?
“100% WA”! Looking for that birthmark.
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maybe a farking possum on the clothesline. bloody bastards they are.
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I heard that they initially wanted to call it ‘rusty trombone’
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… but the Veronicas held the copyright .
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a woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre
so the barman gives her one
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I see they also churn out the Gecko Creek.
The Skink Slop can’t be too far away.
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if the bloody birds keep off my grapes, I may well have the first vintage of Chateau Skink this year
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That’s unless the Heat doesn’t cook the Grapes and a sudden shower of rain splits the fruit which then causes Powdery Mildew and it goes rotten.
Which is why we Vignerons hate it when there are summer rains.and the excessive heat.
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how do you feel about the flies?
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New name; Rusty Zips.
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Mez, nice to see your brick moustache around agin. Haven’t seen it for a while. If I knew I had to slag off white bum vall to lure you out, I would have done it sooner. I had you pegged as a Darchwegian or a Successtonian.
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Yep! I proudly live on that nature strip that will one day become a bypass
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A lot of pronouns in the wine game, I see.
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on a completely unrelated note, i was chatting with a friend from Perthvegas last night, who told me that there were looters heading up to Toodyay after the fires (his mum lives up there)/
How putrid is that FFS? The fucking worst of people still surprises me.
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I’ve been considering a change of ‘nick’ to “Miss Anne Thropick” after some of the scummy things that I’ve seen and heard about this recent “Season of Peace and Goodwill”.
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i completely understand rolly.
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I think they were pulling your metaphorical doodle. Really?
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true apparently. people with trailers in tow.
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Did they need a load of ash for the garden or something?
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I dare say there is not too much of that going on. Has a whiff of beat up/hysteria to it.
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Someone whipping up hysteria about crime? In Perth? Get real!
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I hope someone up there is organising a B&S, for the bushfire appeal. They could call it The Squirters Ball.
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The could have a “Dash for Ash.”
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Ash for cash!
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Damn!
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So you saw that news bulletin too, ronggly ?
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That’s disgusting Snuff
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Thought you might like it.
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Just let me know if you need the number for Jims.
I have heard good things.
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Sorry Snuff.
New Version.
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Better, WAtching, but I’m not calling until Jim can spell too.
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Sorry Snuff.
I thought about correcting it for the second one, but It seemed suitably crackpot for this forum. However, this may be even less to your liking
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i like it! very modern day text language.
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No i missed that. I must say you chaps are impressive with your graphical farts skills.
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Thanks, ronggly, but this one’s the real McCoy from KABC-TV on November 24, 2007.
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On the table is a bottle of New Zealand Chardonnay, half empty: the label has a picture of a hawk in flight and the wine comes from Sophie’s Vineyard, her 2002 vintage. Wines have become cheerful and user-friendly; the mystique has been banished, along with the old dour wine makers with nose-hair. They drink a wine called Rickety Bridge and sometimes a red called Chocolate Block, and another called Big Ass Zinfandel.
from Justin Cartwright’s latest, To Heaven By Water
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Fairly worst, but not as worst as that fucking “Bare Rooted” label.
Obliquely on topic, I have just returned from Dunsborough where I am not sure what was more confronting; the massive waves at Smith’s Beach or the imported 4WDs clogging up Coles’ car park.
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dunsborough was the absolute low point of the south-west for me, nothing more than an over priced retail opportunity for the wankeurs in said 4wds.
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Dunsborough town is a craphole, and Brendon Julian is a fucken liar for suggesting otherwise.
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No where ? Jesus wept.
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