Remember that stupid birthmark campaign? First time contributor Meredith found a particularly egregious example not in WA but in another state. I don’t remember Gofa.
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“I could Gofa another pie, the last one didn’t quite hit the spot.”
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is it short for Gofarkyourselves ?
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If only government bodies and quangos didn’t always gofa the lowest tenda.
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It looks like this came out before biodegradable plastics.
Shouldn’t these things all be killing seals by now?
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H NY Worsters.
I am pretty sure i had one of these bags.
Now. Gofa. What a stupid name. Must be an acronym, so help me out here folks…
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It was a campaign to encourage buying stuff with the WA logo on it or something.
The didactic jingle went something like:
“You check for the birthmark…. [character sees birthmark]… Go for it! [character buys item]”.
But I don’t remember the kangaroo mascot.
I am sure Frank will remember it better.
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It would’ve looked better if they’d used a dolphin.
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I was tempted to go irrational hatred on the poxy bali memorial in Kings park. Anyone with me?
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i quite like the bali memorial, although i’ve always thought it’s location a little odd.
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Exactly. Just the wrong spot, since they didn’t actually do anything apart from going to a seedy nightclub.
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Haven’t seen the memorial, though i agree the location is questionable.
As for Gofa, what a shame we don’t have gophers in Oz.
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It’s a thin line between rational and irrational TLA. I’m not with you cos I can think of plenty of rational reasons for hating it.
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I am with you, although after the tagging it is a touchy subject.
As a piece of non-threatening architecture, I quite like it, but the way that they ignored the fact that King’s Park is a war memorial in order to pander to vocal relatives and the usual talkback suspects was pretty shabby
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skink, it’s the war on terror memorial.
bah fucking humbug.
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G-spot Only For Adults
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/990017/g-spot-is-a-myth-study
I am hesitant to include the results of my own research but it might appear that they were asking the wrong people.
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you have a g spot rich?
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Wouldn’t that be the massaging the prostate?
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someone say “prostate massage”?
they show up every time i google massage for work so now finally i can share:)
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good question curious.
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To answer to your question curious. I would generally expect yourself and shazza to be a bit more intelligent.
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I have no idea why you would expect intelligence from me Richarbl. That point aside, tell us all about your G spot research. I can’t wait to hear all about it. And why didn’t you mention it on your RSVP profile. After all, that would have led to more unexpected sex than you could poke your stick at.
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My comment about yourself and curious was actually complimentary not intended be derogative.
It seems a pity that you appear to use the slightest excuse to attack someone who is simply trying to add to the general conversation.
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Jeez here we go. I sould have a standing Ixnay
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You probably should TLA.
On that point why don’t we liven up this post a little.
Obviously shazza, skink and snuff don’t think I should be on TWOP so why don’t we have an referendum of our own.
Why don’t the next twenty people to login cast a vote to decide?
If I get less than fifty percent I will never login nor post again.
The question…. Should richarbl be a part of TWOP? Yes or No.
I will put down shazza, skink and snuff for three NO,s just to get the ball rolling.
The voting starts now, get cracking people!
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Just keep doing wha you do. A referendum not required.
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I say let the vote continue TLA.
I am sick of their unnecessary and snide remarks.
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You seem to be actively trying to elicit abuse.
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For fucks sake Richarbl, get out in the sun, thicken up that skin, and stop being so whiny.
I for one, would miss your maniacal rants if you didn’t post here, so put me down as a yes.
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Thats two NO’s and one Yes.
Only seventeen votes left, keep them coming ladies and gentlemen.
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I vote YES.
Freedom of speech for all.
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Suit yourself, Mate; just remember that this blog is intended to be for grown ups.
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I take that as a NO then Rolly.
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If fewer than 20 vote is it a tie or a forfeit?
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If fewer then I will vote myself out.
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I vote yes
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it’s a democracy, without compulsory voting…
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Why?
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Take it as you will, but that is not what I said.
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actually, I vote yes too.
if it wasn’t for this thread I would never have found those handy prostate massage diagrams, which has given me something to discuss with the missus over dinner this evening.
I note that in only one diagram is the hand wearing a rubber glove. Maybe it’s an issue of trust.
and, like the first swallow of summer at San Capistrano, may I get a spotter’s badge for seeing the first Aussie flags fluttering on a ute
cameras at the ready for the Festival of Bogan Patriotism
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is it an act of sedition to set fire to a plastic oz flag on a ute?
or just free speech?
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free speech.
i am tempted to burn one just because i can.
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ffs, can we have a ‘lighthearted humour’ font here?
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Not when Richarbl is on line.
It would offend his sensibilities.
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I at first blush have a burnt patch and a wet spot.
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was it unexpected research?
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Is it true RSVP now has a ‘Do you have a g-spot’ box?
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“do you Gofa the clit, or Gofa the G-spot?”
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Rub the birthmark
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Spot the hotspot. That’s where all the trouble starts.
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What ever happened to the whole sandgropper thing? I was talking to a west Aussie recently who didn’t know about it. Was it just a channel seven promo?
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It was indeed a Ch 7 Promotion – basically to raise money for Telethon
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Wow. I just remembered meeting Keith and percy penguin on the Superhero Saturday morning show. I won a jigsaw puzzle.
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I won a Hair Bear Bunch game from Sandy on Children’s Channel Seven. Hair Bear Bunch? What fuck?
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Well TLA Thanks for allowing me to have my say on your fine blog but I think I just one of those epiphany things that skink keeps banging on about.
For me this site has become too one dimensional which I think is a great pity as I truly believe it has an important role to play in the overall fabric of Perth but the incessant negativity has simply outweighed the fun factor.
Good luck to you all.
Richard
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Really? i think you are just seeing (and creating) problems where none exist. Why have a vote? Did you think it would all be against you? Wasn’t a single person that thought you should stop. The people have spoken. There is no actual problem.
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Depending on your vintage you may have shaken hands with Todd McKenney, who was animating old Percy in the late 80’s early 90’s – he even deputised for Reg Whiteman as the Obese Feline when he needed to be in more than one place at the same time.
Here is a current shot of Reg with the latest version of the Obese Feline who I believe is being animated by a female.
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I remember that!
How weird is the concept of a colouring in competition when you think about it? Very Rodney Glick post modern.
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Does Keith still appear on seven? Todd Johnson?
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nope
http://www.ppes.com.au/perth-bands/soloists/keith-mcdonald/keith-mcdonald-booking.html
Coming to a Wedding near you.
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To quote L.A. How the lowly have fallen.
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And Keith M’s Day Job is to perform in Schools as Mr Macs Music and sing “Motivational Songs”
http://www.mrmacsmusic.com.au/
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Scroll down for some pics of Keith Mac with the Obese Feline.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~wamac/Photos.htm
I think Krazy Kym’s artistic handiwork may have been involved when she was under the employ of Seven.
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Knew you’d come through with the rest Frank…
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Richard, hang in there. There are a huge number of people who follow this blog. It’s not just the small number who comment. Keep posting and try not to take it so personally.
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