Monthly Archives: December 2009

The Worst of Perth Live

Posted on December 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

For those that didn’t see the last TWOP Live Show, there is a reprise version next Thursday at The Charles. The last one was very well received, even by a drunken slapper.

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Fly me to the toilet

Posted on December 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This is Perth Airport. At Perth Airport it is considered quite natural that a box previously containing a toilet should be sitting outside the international terminal, just in case our overseas guests hadn’t got the message before clearing customs. Just … Continue reading →

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You can stay as you are for the rest of your life…

Posted on December 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

What’s the deal with me not being on Perth A List? More to the point, what’s the deal with alcohol distributors not slipping me a case or two. Howling Wolves! Where are you bastards? That Spanish wine with the label … Continue reading →

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Warney – On pleasuring boys.

Posted on December 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I don’t think much comment is needed. To be fair, this was from a more innocent time, when a boy could wear lippy and eyeshadow while wielding his willow. Was there ever really such a time? Interestingly, the same publisher … Continue reading →

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Like a leaping salmon

Posted on December 1, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Have been chasing the elusive donger aerial for some time. Many have claimed to have seen one, had one,  or that their brother’s HQ sported one, but G’Day’s missus is the first to get it. Love it. Although it does … Continue reading →

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