Monthly Archives: December 2009

Rocky V

Posted on December 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Comedy starts at 8 tonight. I think will be a good night. What is it about Rockingham? How come even a Midland resident can feel superior? Has it got something to do with having that damp teatowel Mark McGowan as … Continue reading →

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And get with child a mandrake root…

Posted on December 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Go and catch a falling star Get with child a mandrake root Tell me where all past years are, Or who cleft the devil’s foot… John Donne Cimbali caught this extraordinary sign at the Fremantle Arts Centre. It was particularly … Continue reading →

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When The Worst was Young

Posted on December 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I was sent this charming picture of a very young The Worst of Perth elite, back in the days when the worst was young and WAY79 cotton blend Tshirts were white and new. Who is that young worster daring the … Continue reading →

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My Sweet Goon

Posted on December 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

My sweet goon (gurur brahma) My sweet goon (krishna krishna) Outrage Cohen reports from the Lagos of Perth, Guildford where kiddies are now cutting their fruity lexia with orange fruit cup. That’s two fruitys in the same drink. Hooo-eee! That … Continue reading →

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Registered Wankers

Posted on December 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Another in the essence of Perth summed up by worstness. Orbea sends in two “lawn shots”. I always want to do burnouts on the patches of land that have registered lawn written on them. Also conduct wet Tshirt competitions on … Continue reading →

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Brock Mystery Deepens

Posted on December 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Some light may have been shone on the metal head recently featured, with this cryptic story in the Hills Gazette (or was it the Banjo Players & Albino News?). It does nail down the fact that it is Brocky not … Continue reading →

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on December 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

The Worst of Perth Twitter has been running pretty hot lately. Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 85

Posted on December 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Been an outstanding week of worsts, donger aerial, airport toilet, TAB ooshta and many more. For the weekend WAtching sends a shot of Rolls Royce with gold nurries that I’m sure has been spoken about before, but I don’t think … Continue reading →

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Sniff a Black Swan

Posted on December 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Another in the infinite regression of bad swan logos. I assume it’s not just me that sees a person getting their nose right up a swan’s ringhole? Right up there?  Maybe it’s too soon after this one. In any case … Continue reading →

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Luckshop Goonbag

Posted on December 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Luck shop, Goon Bag, she’s there, I say Please share my Moselle -a That old goon bag we employed it The Mandurah dogs did shine Luck shop goonbag and some ciggies, By CHOGM she was mine  – The Hollies From … Continue reading →

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