I seem to have missed some of the context of this somewhere, but loopy commenter Wayne, who may even work at The Fremantle Arts Centre has made up an unfunny sign in response to this funny sign? Or have I got it wrong? Can someone tell me the whole story. Shazza got the pic anyway. I also notice (I assume in response to this blog) that the Northbridge TAB has gotten rid of the goonbag crate and ciggies. The ciggie stains are still there though. 
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Why “garden”. Is it not a garden?
I am, however, loving the welcome return to these pages of corflute.
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Mr D Cohen, I am sad to say that world peace may be here quicker than an end to apostrophe atrocities.
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and random capitalisation
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Wow!
There’s some real talent down at the F.A.C
There’s no way I could create a sign like that, hats off wayne, bravo
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I missed the bit where this sign was discussed. What’s the deal. Does Wayne work FAC?
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did you have to mention Chong’s bush so soon after lunch?
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The shape of the sign has a specific relevance – an alien secret symbol to notify others that one of their kind is nearby. And if you take an alignment all such shaped signs in Perth, allowing for the wind and an errant dog which may have moved one or two, they all focus on LA’s house.
Mysterious.
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I’m confused.
I didn’t manage to decode any of Waynes comments so couldn’t work out what he was on about.
If he works at FAC can’t he just tell them to get a proper and hopefully tasteful sign printed or better still avoid being rude to the people you are trying to lure into your art centre and put a sculpture there to prevent accidental wanderings into the garden.
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So wayne
It would appear that your fifteen minutes is almost up.
The only thing left is to call us “a complete pack of worthless cunts who need to go and get a life instead of spending all day taking the piss out of hard working decent Australians who just want mindless people to stay off their fucking gardens.”
If this is you, press 1 or please wait for an operator.
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:)
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Is Wayne in the loop or out of it , and is he Soularion ?
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I don’t wish to create paranoia but he could be any one of us!
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I suppose i ought to respond to wayne.
Dear wayne,
Can i begin by saying that i love the sign. It is a touching gesture. Am i right in guessing that you created it in honour of TWOP? If so, you’re such a cool guy!
Can i say, some of your comments in the last couple of days have been absolute crackers, and you are clearly putting more seasoned campaigners to shame. But there is just one problem. You see…
There was this guy in primary school no-one liked. He had so few redeeming features it was amazing. His name was wayne.
There was this guy who worked for me a few years ago, who was an absolute pain in the ass, and who actually bad mouthed me to some clients. His name was wayne.
Now wayne. I can honestly say that you have bucked the trend. Good on you. You’re doing your bit for waynes worldwide.
Thank You
WAtching
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hey there square bags,i have some signs from the fac,would u like too sell them on your babblying blog,has they created so much interest too u nob heads,they will be clued too a place off your interest soon so take pleasure off taking them,hopefully u can make some coin too pay for some upgraded medication u bone heads need.
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thats for u nutcases,im with u guys a sculpture sign would be great,but with a shit budget thats all i could string together,dont worry ive ment alot off fuck heads called wayne aswell,them ones were made on mondays,as the fridge shelf was empty,my dad told me i was made after a dozen king browns,u should seek some form off theropy for your hate for waynes,if u dudes have a spare car door drop it down the fac,that would make a great sign too let people in,so ho ho hope u get into shazza pants before the others grass cut ya.
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It’s 6:34 AM and you’re drinking already ?
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or drinking still?
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wayne’s making a donation at the sperm bank
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i suspect he will discover his account has been closed.
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No need to hurry. Slot can reopen.
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What did you make of shazza’s rack?
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I’m assuming he thought highly of it/them DFOC. Evidenced by his assumption that if WAtching doesn’t make a move soon, I’ll be pursued by a host of others. Never mind Mr shazza, he knows I’m the Tiger Woods of TWoP.
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In that case skink has a lot of Xtranormal work to do, shaz.
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I didn’t mean to watch that, but I did like the bit where whatshername received a unanimous phone call.
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Indeed, G’day. One of many highlights.
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I now have a mental image of you being chased around a paddock by a line of groping men, Benny Hill style.
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The cougar of South Freo.
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Look at the size of his putter.
Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
After 18 holes I can barely walk.
My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
Lift your head and spread your legs.
You have a nice stroke, but your follow through
leaves a lot to be desired.
Just turn your back and drop it.
Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
Damn, I missed the hole again.
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Youse are just asking fore it today.
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for some reason I can imagine this catching on at Royal Perth.
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that benny hillifier never gets old snuffaroo. comedy gold i tell you, comedy gold:)
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The video is yet to be made that can’t be improved upon by the addition of Yakkety sax, mp.
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Has nobody noticed the significance of the ‘corflute’?
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see reply 1.
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Aw! Shit! (Silly cross-eyed old sod)
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