Comedy starts at 8 tonight. I think will be a good night.
What is it about Rockingham? How come even a Midland resident can feel superior? Has it got something to do with having that damp teatowel Mark McGowan as local Gauleiter? Do they consider themselves to be country? Two submissions. One from Laus. I’d like to think this is irony Laus. They do have the sense of humour to elect Mark McGowan. Otherwise it would be like Brendon Grylls having bumpkin as a plate.And Mr X sent this with the implication that a Rockingham resident couldn’t tell the difference between a renal clinic and a police station. Well it appears they can’t.
Scrag is such a beautiful word isn’t it? You can imply so much by saying so little:
“… combines the character traits of sluttyness, ugliness, bitchyness and boozyness into one derogatory insult for a girl.
Note: Can only be used for girls”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrag
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Once more, a misuse of a legitimate word by illegitimates.
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Bugger!
Try this:
scrag |skrag|
verb ( scragged , scragging ) [ trans. ] informal chiefly Brit.
handle roughly; beat up.
• dated informal kill, esp. by strangling or hanging.
noun
1 an unattractively thin person or animal.
2 dated informal a person’s neck.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.(as a noun): perhaps an alteration of Scots and northern English crag [neck.] The verb (mid 18th cent.) developed the sense [handle roughly] from the early use [hang, strangle.]
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thank you rolly!
i never realised before that illegitimate also meant the incorrect use of grammar.
every day is a school day is it not?
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Depends whether you want your kidneys massaged gently or not, really.
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And if you go in to ask for directions, the detectives will go all renal on your arse.
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are they taking the piss?
thank-you
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I kidney you not.
try the veal
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oh, that’s offal
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be nice or you’re out on urea.
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Strange thought process, thinking that if someone doesn’t notice the rather obvious WA Police sign, they will still notice the nicely typed note on the door.
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rockingham is like that shazz.
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I actually ventured to Rocky just 2 weeks ago for the first time. If not for the bogans it really wouldn’t be that bad down on the waterfront.
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some of the most beautiful beaches in wa, but off limits for obvious reasons.
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Well, they’re not going to fire any torpedoes at any one with the present state of our submarine fleet!
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I quite like the visual imagery of Mark McGowan as a damp tea-towel.
Though I do like his stance on ethnic branch stacking.
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I see the Rocky Police bought the ABC’s old ficus.
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An recent visitor from OS commented how bogan (translated from original language) Carousel was. After I stopped laughing, I suggested she should only venture to Midland with an armed guard. Of course that was really high on her list of amazing tourist things to do when you only have a week in Perth.
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so no lower than number three on the list
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what touristy things do you recommend to American visitors, now that Dizzy Lamb has closed?
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old Atlantis sculptures, a mind boggling ride on the wheel of boredom, watching the grass grow on our registered lawns, various historic dens of iniquity ( LA’s old houses), oh endless list…..
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A google maps tour of TWOP sites
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Joondalup, Midland and Armadale are the next tourism precincts apparently…?
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Do you not recall DFOC’s American family odyssey? They spent a few hours at Rotto, vomiting and being swooped by seagulls. And the rest at Subway.
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Actually, shaz, I like the Brandolinos. Stone the crows and starve the flamin’ lizards, those meteorologists are a wacky bunch.
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There is no such thing as Rocky V
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The most shocking thing about the SCRAG car is there was no Playboy sticker on it.
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Not even a ‘Miss Bitchy’? Frangipanis?
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Surprising, I know, but the pink wipers and her general appearance were all that contributed to the plate’s message (know those women you see who could be pregnant, or could just be really fat from a few too many Bulliet Bourbons?).
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Lovely pic Laus.
Love the mental image you paint there.
I have learned from experience over the years that if your not sure whether a woman is pregnant or not- you just don’t mention it. It can be embarrassing if you get it wrong.
So this is down Rockingham way where even the pensioners are hoon drivers.
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wow, how many people need to ask before making a sign is saving time?
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I asked that, Timothy. They actually didn’t answer the door on the first buzz to be sure I wasn’t after dialysis. Must have been a few.
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