Have been chasing the elusive donger aerial for some time. Many have claimed to have seen one, had one, or that their brother’s HQ sported one, but G’Day’s missus is the first to get it. Love it. Although it does seem to have been fashioned by someone who vaguely heard about an erection from a woman whose husband had one once. And it was dark. The lighting conditions not the erection I mean. I bet that picks up Simon Beaumont no problems. 882, clear as a bell. Eoin Cameron I suspect would sound better, filtered through a cock and balls too. Awesome G’Day’s missus. 
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it’s like the christmas miracle LA!
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Here is another for you mp:
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further confirms my suspicions onnie, that tony abbott is in fact a “window licker” :)
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It surely can’t be worse than this
I was listening to jjj on the morning of this story and some guy rang up and said he was parked next to Rudd in traffic and saw him with his finger jammed way way up his nose digging for boogers. At the time I just thought it was bullshit but then a few hours later the world was treated to the sight of Rudd having another snack.
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rich, i can’t even bare to watch as i’ve only just finished training the monkeypants jr’s 1&2 not to engage any anymore.
earwax, boogers: all suggests a mineral deficiency to me.
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I reckon you should encourage kids of all ages to get their own lunch.
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A generous assessment, mp, which overlooks the ugly, yet more pertinent fact that Howard’s standing right in front of him.
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the photo that killed Joe Hockey’s leadership challenge:
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Cleverly staged, skink. Joe’s dodged a bullet today, and will step into the vacuum when they meet here after the next election.
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will shazza and lisa be screaming:
“get your rosaries off my ovaries!” ?
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Once upon a time I was prone to dragging out the odd cliche skink. These days however I’m more likely just to say ‘fuck off you sanctimonious prick’.
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well i’m loving it shazza! nothing quite like getting straight to the point.
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The art of diplomacy has never been my strong suit mp.
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not a “leo” “aries” or “sagittarian” by chance are you shaz?
thats normally the gift of the fire signs.
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cancer.
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love ’em! married one. highly recommended.
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I also married one.
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i plan on marrying a full set.
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of?
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horoscopes.
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I have to respectfully disagree Snuff. Jnr ( “The Biggest Loser”) has copped a bullet. All that remains is to bury him.
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I’m more inclined to agree with Snuff. By offering a free vote, Joe remains untainted by climate change denialism, but without earning the hatred of the deniers in his party, and is not required to lead the Libs into their next resounding defeat. Either he’s a tactical master, or blessed by good luck.
There are several more months of score-settling to look forward to.
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Jnr was playin the wrong game. The game was who has the most emotion for/against climate change abatement. Sittin on the fence was not an option,
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I think the game was “if you don’t agree with Minchin and the coal companies you’re out on your ear”.
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Respectfully, Bill, I’m not so sure. Neither Abbott nor Hockey wanted the job … not now, anyway. Turnbull did, and Hockey knew he would run. Hockey also knew that if he ran with the proviso that his run was in effect the same as Turnbull’s, Abbott would have to run too.
If Turnbull had won, and it couldn’t have been any closer, they’re back to square one. If Hockey had won, he would have done so on Turnbull’s and his terms. Back to square one, albeit with him in the firing line instead of Turnbull. Abbott won, which leaves Hockey to pick up the pieces after the next avalanche. Anyway, bookmark this page as I have, Bill, and we’ll see how things turn out down the track.
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Thats my reading of it Snuff. I am amazed they could find three people willing to fight over that poisoned chalice.
Let me just say i have been in raptures for the whole week. To watch these people tear shreds off one another is truly a beautiful thing…
Could only have been improved if Bishop got involved. She has claws, you see.
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meow
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Indeed, Claireee.
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Yep, he showed he can be spineless, but half +1 of his party don’t hate him. There was no way he could have run on an anti-ETS platform.
I hope all this leadership stuff settles down now, I’ve got some work to do before Christmas.
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it’s all still in play, as possum comitatus points out
Turnbull lost by one vote.
Fran Bailey was absent and would likely have voted for Turnbull.
Two new Libs join the house from Higgins and Bradfield, who are moderates.
and one Lib voted informally by spoiling their vote paper, possibly by writing ‘just kill me.’
Turnbull will be back after Christmas for another tilt, unless Rudd makes him Special Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Kingdom of Smug
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So you’re saying I won’t get any work done until next November? Bugger.
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I’m inclined to go with the dodged a bullet theory too. As I see it all 3 got what they should have. Hockey got let off the hook, as I believe there is more treachery to come. Malcolm got a dignified send off, and Tony gets 24 hours of ego stroking before the white-anting commences.
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Tony Abbott ? Surely that can’t be true, unless the mad monk was right after all, and there is a god.
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Abbott and Bishop?
“no, we are not a religious party, it’s just a coincidence”
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Kruddie will lead them all in prayer.
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An early Xmas pressie from the Liberal party.
Malcolm is going to have a whole lot of fun watching from the back bench.
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No need to worry about Abbott’s abortion stance. I understand he’s more in favour of education and prevention, rather than cure. Here’s his first policy statement.
http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=15435
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wow, that’s quite a disturbing video isn’t it.
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I hope all the people at that concert heed the advice even after marriage.
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Bloody hell! Tony Abbot elected as the Opposition Leader, I quite like Abbot as a person but he is simply unele
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Whoops! I clicked submit instead of cancel. Why can’t we have an edit function TLA.
The half word is unelectable
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you like him as a person?
just you and the Cardinal then.
not even his own front bench like him as a person.
snuff: you need to find the lifesaver photo. I think it is going to get some air play this week, along with this one:
Annabel Crabb commented that he had broken the three cardinal rules of photo-op: Silly hat, budgie smugglers and hairy back.
is that Crabb’s new role on the ABC, to stand on Barry Cassidy’s shoulder and interrupt his commentary with analysis and wisecracks?
she is Tubby Taylor to his Richie Benaud?
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Annabel Crabb was absolutely gorgeous when she described his attire as “underpant bathers”.
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I only just got the “Cardinal Rules” pun
she’ll be using that a lot
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I can’t do html like snuff but this is it. WARNING it may entice you to give someone a front hug.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw-act/put-some-clothes-on-mr-abbott/story-e6freuzi-1225805230578
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great link but nope PL, actually inspired me to learn the lyrics of the side hug song :)
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I just read someone saying that the electorate will be taking the Libs to the Abbottoir.
use and enjoy
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J.Ho Jnr is now the Big Loser.
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our surf lifesavers are sacrosanct.. even had riots to prove the point.
Remember the ad – man walking across beach.. bathers, bathers, bathers
onto the road
undies, undies, undies
time and place for everything
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Thanks, poor lisa. I saw it yesterday, and while it’s probably fair to say that I may have developed something of a reputation for fearless searches, I’m eternally grateful that you’ve spared me that particular one.
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Yes, but the donger aerial?
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The donger arial is fantastic LA. But like when Farrah Fawcet’s death was overtaken by the demise of Michael Jackson, aerial cock can’t compete with cockhead Abbott. And as you rightly pointed out to Frank recently the people at pollbludger are …. well I can’t remember the word, but it’s much more fun here.
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Was it retards?
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Yes, I think so.
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Nice try LA, but apart from a few standout cases (Chong, B&Stards), the quality of the worst, and in fact the content of the worst, shows almost no correlation to the number of comments. The news of the day always ups the comment count.
Hence Rolly’s excellent F1 Baravan was all but ignored.
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I too enjoyed LA’s Bishop tweet
and the ‘et tu Bluto?’, which was gold
I loved that some media are commenting how Bishop ‘masterfully manoeuvered’ to retain her job as Deputy
by doing absolutely nothing.
I bet she was the one that abstained
my theory is that this car heard about Bishop keeping her job, and went on the droop
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Skink,
Catching up on Pollbludger after a 5 hour sleep after pulling an allnihter so I could watch it live at 6am – we need a video of today’s events :-)
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ALP Ad
Taking Australia Backwards from Australian Labor on Vimeo.
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Juding by the aerial, there was a fantastic song on the radio about 3 minutes ago.
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I like that everyone in the list haben ze gravatar. Since the commenters are part of the show, maybe I should insist on gravatar to comment?
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My avatar refuses to work!
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Ok fixed it. Can I join the club now?
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The commenters are very much part of the show. You can now join this club AND have a 30 day trial of the Maddington Swingers Club (No tyre kickers).
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look who is playing the martyr:
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/im-a-gogetter-not-a-jetsetter-20091130-k0xd.html
no mention of vibrancy, or whether the Commonwealth Heads of Govt will arrive in Perth and find that it is shut.
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No mention of LA’s balls either.
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Whaa?
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do ya reckon the commenters are paid followers of she-ra?
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man, they are all shills
they haven’t even attempted to sound natural or have realisitic sounding user names.
what about the shoes, what about the shoes…
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Well we could have had Max Kaye.
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indeed,
or kept Nattrass
I like She-Ra, and do believe she is doing a better job than any of her predecessors, but this bignoting of herself, then whining about her critics, then getting toadys to post praise of her, smacks of Chongery, and as such it shall not stand.
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Would be nice if this Subaru was towing the poetry wagon.
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or an “i shit on fat aerials” sticker…
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It needs paint on flames too.
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g’day, just where did mrs g’day snap that beauty?
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Oh, I should have mentioned that. Gosnells, home of the Samurai sword.
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Gosnells, as we were passing through. On our way out of town to miss the TWOPmeet on Sat. Gotta keep your eyes peeled for worsts in Gossie, they’ve got them aplenty.
Had to pull over into the car park, we weren’t going to risk missing it out the window of the car as we sped down the highway.
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yes, i photographed something from my car whilst speeding through gossie on sunday – it’s like that.
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Oh yeah, back to the aerial:
1) The balls are too small, a common fault with genital art and
2) Speaking of Eoin Cameron, I think it is more accurate to say a cock and balls were filtered through him!
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Russell Woolf on Climate Change.
And the tosser is a Weather Presenter FFS.
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The Woolfmeister with the cookster.
http://img160.yfrog.com/i/t7d.jpg/
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Looks like dry humping is about to start.
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It’s just a
Christian side hug!
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Hairy man bonding.
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Jeez Russ, have a look at the masterwork that is The Worst of Perth twitter before doing humour. Yawn.
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Russell was a tremendous source of Craven Special Milds throughout the course of the evening.
He’s a very funny man TLA – a stand up weather man and drive presenter.
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I have had the pleasure – on the phone. MyNing has some good Russell stories of when he was a resources reporter in NW.
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I do believe he’s a fan of TWOP – for all I/we know he could be among us.
If we were looking for a TWOP Patron, I think big Russ would be a fine choice.
Snuff, indeed – you don’t see the Cravens much these days. Smoking went to hell when the likes of Stirling hit the market.
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I would have picked you as a Peter Jackson or Winnie Blue man Cookster. I could get you a pack of ultra high tar double happiness next time ‘m in China.
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I’ve been saving this for a special occasion, TLA, but I think I’ll just blow it here.
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and of course snuff, that’s absolutely true :)
can’t tell me that some smarmy ad execs didn’t laugh knowing exactly the double entendre when they approved that copy.
very “carry on” indeed.
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Thanks for that confirmation, mp. I thought you might like that, and it does go some way toward explaining my entourage.
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That’s great news because my wife has asked for a facial for Christmas!
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well i did see on “nip tuck” that semen had wonderful regenerative qualities when used as a skin care routine so it must true. hope she enjoys it!
and don’t forget the pearl necklace!
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or try this one:
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A facial AND a pearl necklace will take some doing!
Maybe she will have to wait until NYE for the necklace.
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Alyson says, why not hold off til valentines day and give her a double strand (only if you’re up for it of course.)
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Actually, if I abstain from my favourite hobby from now ’til then, she would also get matching earrings.
The only risk with that is I might take an eye out!
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unfortunately, according to an article i recently read about the benefits of sex, a facial is not one of them, unless you spent 24/7 in a bath tub of the stuff.
which perhaps some of us do.
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flintstone costume by any chance? or is that your standard attire?
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Now there’s a name that takes me back, Cookster. And cork tipped, to prevent sore throats.
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re: your Zempilas tweet.
I had the pleasure of meeting Basil the other week.
I would have said he was more Jeff Goldblum than George Clooney. Without the talent, clearly
he walked in like he owned the place, and was cock of the walk until Rick Ardon arrived.
Rick was smaller than I expected. Hair plugs, since you ask.
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Rick Ardon’s hair is astounding. Did you know that when he needs to go somewhere he makes photocopies of other people’s street directories so he doesn’t have to buy his own? A man after my own heart.
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And for the second time today a worster has been in the presence of the A listing motherfucker and not taken an image.
Ai YA!
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LA, recent polling shows news/weather presenters are no longer considered A list. Or even B I suspect.
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the A list now officially only contains Ben Elton, Hank Marvin, and that bloke that’s a friend of that girl from Harry Potter
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Fuck. I type too slowly.
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Your’e forgetting the Russian. And Stormy.
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that Russian is only on the list because he gives out lollies in the playground at lunchtime, much like the Indians.
behind their backs the Western Suburbs set are calling them arrivistes and taking bets on how long it will be before they are gunned down in their driveway by their overseas associates.
Stormie’s free beer will only last as long as his relationship with his purple girlfriend
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No Chong, no Holly Wood (good riddance), no weather presenters, and no newsreaders. Who’s left on the A List? She-Ra, TLA and Bree Maddox can’t fill a room on their own, you know.
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I’m on no fucking list! That’s the problem with this town. I am on no list and I have not received carton one from any liquor producer!
(Apart from the unfortunate Mainstay Rum launch at The Merlin Hotel, but that was in 1983. You can stay as you are for the rest of your life…or you can change to Mainstay…Mainstay…)
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I assumed you just flashed your cufflinks at the door, and were ushered to the cocaine room. No?
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yes, but rick is larger girthwise than i expected. the hair plugs are amazing.
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No newsreader is freakier looking than Russell Goodrick. I saw him at the cricket once – the entire stand was mesmerised by his orange glow and gigantic coiffe.
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it is a neat optical illusion by Rick
stand behind Susannah Carr and everyone thinks you are tall and slender
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At least this deserving post has over 100 comments now.
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i can’t believe those guys are still around after all these years.
Susannah Carr gave us a rev up speech at high school in the mid 80’s about girl power. She was kind of cool.
Rick Ardon has always been an arsehat if my memory serves me correctly.
And bloody Russell Goodrick – show the man some respect. According to this website:http://www.mrginternational.com/realestate/team.htm
he has 45 years of media experience fake tan or not.
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Yeh mp lets give Susannah some kudos. She is now well over 30 and heading towards frump, the fact she’s still on telly is remarkable.
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According to wiki she was inducted into the ECU Golden Key Honour society most likely during the Serge Walberg Reign of Terror.
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The Carrs were our next door neighbours when I was a kid, as it happens, mp. Susannah and her brother Martin were nice enough, if out of our scruffy league. They were the only kids I knew who called their parents mother and father instead of mum and dad.
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were the parents English snuff?
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peasants
what’s wrong with mater and pater?
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It is true the desk she sits behind is getting wider, or is that my new widescreen TV?
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it’s true, she is getting wider
eventually she will collide with Africa
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My children must refer to me as “Master” and must not look me in the eye.
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i’m sure our kids will all end with the same therapist eventually……..
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I feel sorry for that poor fucking therapist!
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I’m really not sure, mp, focussed as I was at the time on matters more mundane, but if they weren’t, they sounded as if they were. Their father Peter, (now they’ve got me saying it), had an antique store down near Napoleon Street, and they had a wine cellar under their house. Dead posh.
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Don’t diss the Goodrick – he’s the ex husband of my wife’s stepdad’s sister…
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Wow, with contacts like that, I can see why you went into PR.
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