Monthly Archives: November 2009

Last stand of the Metrosexual

Posted on November 16, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Here’s a picture that was first offered to The Worst of Perth, then snatched back Indian giver style when the Sunday Times entered a bidding war. I couldn’t compete with the chequebook journalism so had to wait to show it. … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 81

Posted on November 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Sorry this post has been a little cunctatious this morning. Melbourne is really making a laughing stock of itself with these world class facility barriers. We’ve already had a world class bucket, someone else (sorry I can’t find your email) … Continue reading →

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Hobbit Motherfuckers

Posted on November 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

From Dave out of Skinross. What’s this written in? Snot? Semen? Also mugafuckers?

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Fangin’ Swandogs

Posted on November 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Bento saw these fanged swandogs at the Pica Artist car boot sale. Not worst maybe? They do have a certain ooshta and nice intertextual Perth reference.

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Plus we have you on video dickhead

Posted on November 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Is this as bad as putting up an anti skidmark sign in the staff bog? Another from G’day. And1  from zippy just because apparently I never put anything up they send. I need to change email. I can’t highlight things … Continue reading →

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Lest We Forget our Muffins

Posted on November 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Muzz Buzz in South Perth. Apparently chalked without irony. Submitted by Zoot Finster. I assume the cappucino foam frother was silenced for 2 minutes as well. And does that poppy have a touch of the Tiny Pinders about it?

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Don’t let the Stargate hit your arse on the way out

Posted on November 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

G’Day sends in this portal to another dimension. Perhaps you can step through into a tourism zone such as Midland where the shops are open late and McGyver battles mutant locals. Apparently the Terry Tyzac Aquatic centre can be seen … Continue reading →

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You get fork

Posted on November 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I happened to bump into to a couple of lovely TWOP fans Kat and Jasper at Threeninenine Bar on my way home last night. Only thing is, the fuckers were bending forks. You heard me. They had a huge box … Continue reading →

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I Kill Kunts

Posted on November 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Here he comes the killer again… Here he comes the Kunt Killer again… The Triffids Whoa, don’t tell Tafecuntz. I’m a little lost with this one. The fact that some vigilante Kunt killer is on the streets of Mt Lawley … Continue reading →

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Pulling Off Trucks

Posted on November 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This brazen and chilling attempt by Brendon Grylls to introduce tractor pulls by stealth to the metrocentric area cannot stand. A truck pull is just the thin end of the wedge. Don’t forget Brendon that we metrocentrics are the ones … Continue reading →

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