Martin sent this shot from City Beach Tennis Club. Someone left the gates open and voila! What a lovely post for the millionth viewer. I heard that a similar outrage was perpetrated on the playing field of a prominent girl school by a group from a prominent boys’ school recently. The nurries seem to be animated. Or perhaps it’s time lapse in the style of Duchamp’s “Nurries descending a staircase.”
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The Worst of Perth 
is this the negative of grass stains?
(and only 589 to go.)
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Magnificent, TLA, and fully deserving of the first ever tennis guitar photograph.
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are the ladies on the left of that photo saying:
“we are parched, where is our fucking tea?”
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I suspect they’re after something stronger, skink, or perhaps …
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An historic moment Snuff.
Finally we all know to whom we owe a debt of gratitude.
Who hasn’t done it?
Congrats on your milestone, TLA.
A lob well done!
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It’s Kierath, isn’t it.
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Another love match for the dick heads.
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And why aren’t police doing a stop and search looking for roundup in these suburbs.
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459 to go! It’ll happen this morning! Who will be served the millionth Chong??
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Why didn’t you pick up this story for The Post? You’re becoming the Sunday Times of local newspapers.
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I have always thought that tennis was for knobs!
http://www.davidgregory.f2s.com/
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Outstanding. The kind of worst that makes me proud to be West Australian.
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383.. and now I must leave so it will be most unlikely I that receives the TWOP prize. Congrats anyway LA.
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are there four balls?
there might be something in the water in city beach
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I adore this pic. Particularly the folk playing in the background.
I like to imagine they had a good ol guffaw when they arrived for their doubles match. I am assuming of course, the people pictured are not the artists.
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617… it’s getting worse than Telethon.
TLA, you can’t get The Barron Knights to play as the numbers come up?
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LA, you had better get on the phone to Peter Dean quick smart!
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We’ve got ABC jazz on in the office. Django fucking Rheinhart is not giving out the right ooshta.
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Surely Detroit (Perth) Rock City is what should be playing?
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Ohh.. was it done with weed killer? I thought it was some sort of sand mandala.
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No, sand would have been dealt with pretty quickly.
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Are you sure this isn’t a highly artistic and rather protracted version of the ‘piss ring’ that is oft seen on front lawns and/or in the middle of suburban streets?
If so, I admire the deft touch and bladder control of the person, or persons involved.
It looks like they went back and gave the scrotum a second round, based on nothing but memory – some doubling up, but as TLA points out, it gives the cojones a sense of animation.
Terrific work!
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Now we can get back to discussing this wonderful 4 nurried classic worst. I wonder if they did Allen Park as well?
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there’s an awful lot of school ovals out there getting greened up as part of the education revolution – perhaps sex ed could be incorporated into the turf.
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are there four, or is it a halo?
are they holy bollocks?
could they be Christ’s Kahunas?
certainly looks Jewish
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Those nuts look to me like flapping wings, perhaps Kevin Rudd is not the only flying dick.
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I’m liking Teh Kaye
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Thank you – TWOP personified.
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A Jew at City Beach Tennis Club? There goes the neighbourhood.
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It’s an actual-size outline of a Jew’s penis.
Bigger than anything you’ll see in teh inner-city ’round Beaufort Street.
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I may be wrong
it looks like it is pointing towards Mecca
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I’d be interested to hear your explanation of the flapping kahunas.
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It’s easy – they came back and gave the cods a second round of piss / weed killer / thinners / petrol or whatever, to reinforce the effort.
Maybe they didn’t think they’s have enough on the first trip around and they really wanted to focus on the bell end… that’s where all the fiddly work is.
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Wait. Are you talking about Jews, or the tennis club vandals?
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I can imagine the whispered conversation between art director and accomplice upon comletion went something like this:
AD: “Nice girth on the shaft, great detail on the bell end, well defined Jap’s eye”
A: “Yeah, thanks”
AD: “But mate, that scrotum, the proportions are all wrong, it’s too small!”
A: “Shit, you’re right”
AD: “Is there any round up left?”
A: “Yeah, a bit”
AD: “Well go back down there and make it larger”
A: “Really?”
AD: “Fuckin’ yes”
A: “Aw, shit, OK”
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funnee. where were you on the night of the incident onnie?
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Hey mp – good to see you back on deck!
As to the night in question, I can’t quite recall. My doctor says it may be short term memory loss through exposure to a herbicide.
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We may be one step closer to solving the riddle of the animated nurries.
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So Jesus was black!!
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Green, apparently.
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as a middle easterner he would at least have been dark brown i’m guessing.
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We are all brack people, shaz. Piece, out.
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Classix Snuff. Are they erasers?
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I’m aflaid not, shaz. Although they lemove all hair corouls, they don’t come in brack.
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This is very similar in style to the one on the end of my driveway. It was done with poured paint in a continuous unbroken line which can give you the sort of dropped shadow effect they seem to have been aiming for in this one.
I spent some time trying to scrub it off with paint stripper but ended up with caustic blisters where I sat on the damp spot. So it will probably remain there in perpetuity.
It does, however, afford me the pleasure of directing newcomers to the house by saying … turn left at the piddling honkies and right at the enormous cock.
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Apparently DFOC provides similar instructions to Chez Outrage.
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you actually tell people you live near those things? and i don’t mean the enormous cock.
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I’ve become quite fond of them really and give them an affectionate pat whenever I walk past….and I don’t mean the enormous cock.
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