Is this as bad as putting up an anti skidmark sign in the staff bog? Another from G’day. 
And1 from zippy just because apparently I never put anything up they send. I need to change email. I can’t highlight things in hotmail. I’m sure this is much gold I have in my inbox which would be just too hard to find. Zippy says…
Hi Lazy,
Add this to your collection of images I’ve sent in that you never publish. The plaque is on the wharf at Freo. The fish and chips were WAY over priced, but the waitress happily explained the Shit On You acronym free of charge. Nice. Much love, Zippy. 
The Worst of Perth 
there should be a similar sign here:
“do not feed the trolls, or they will shit on you, and then call you a bully”
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I didn’t know you could catch a photo and what sort of charges can can the Task Force lay on a photo when it is caught?
So many questions, so few answers
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They might get charged themselves by posting a sign with dickhead on it.
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They might if there was true justice, but there isn’t, so they won’t.
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Why the “quotation marks”? Is it not graffiti?
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At the risk of sounding mean, it’s not good graffiti. Perhaps that’s what they are getting at.
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this is so bad, the WAGTF are going to come in and lay explosive charges to destroy it. have you considered using more than one colour and introducing an artistic theme?
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Yes, should be this “artwork”
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Wot ? Seagull is no soy substitute.
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I think a gull with one leg would have been more authentic.
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this one has shrivelled feet
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True. Another example of Dawins theory.
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Dawin Oolong Tea?
http://www.tradekey.com/product_view/id/651523.htm
I knew it aided weight loss, but I didn’t know it shrivelled your feet
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You’re up for a Darwin when you shit yourself to death on Dawin ?
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I’m surprised someone in Freo hasn’t figured out how to overcharge tourists for seagull shit.
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an opportunity to set up a camera and charge $10 to have your ‘photo with crap’ memory….
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Why isn’t it saying To all my street art friends? https://theworstofperth.com/2009/09/22/to-all-my-street-art-friends/
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Is there something wrong with the ‘seagull’ grammar or am I just getting old?
Surely: Feed the seagulls and they will SOY.
The symbol sez ‘DON’T’.
No point in being polite about anything to do with seagulls (or Freo prices for that matter).
Dr Watson
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Oldfart, it’s worse than that grammatically, IMO. The correct interpretation of the sign, that employs this symbolism, is NO SEAGULLS or at a stretch NO EATING OF SEAGULLS or even NO RIDING OF SEAGULLS, in this area.
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Yes, oldfart, you just are. The grammar is fine. The or makes it so. Your example is an imperative.
p.s. I wish Zippy hadn’t cropped the top of the wharf pylon, TLA.
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so that’s where all my pics have gone.the dark depths of your hotmail account, no probs, I’ll simply resend..expect a deluge :)
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Hotmail officially became a worst on April 1, 2004.
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I sent this pic ages ago, TLA will find it one day….meanwhile here it is
http://yelpar.blogspot.com/2009/07/stay-classy-perth.html
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Please don’t feed the WA Graffiti Task Force or they will S.O.Y.
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the graffiti taskforce will be over the moon with the capture of “nip”.. good work…….
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