Two graffitis, one from the god bothering community, and one from the god bothering botherers. Don’t you think it a little outre that someone liking God would graffiti a place of worship? When I worked in film and video, it did always piss me off that one of the best video production facilities in Perth had been taken over by Salvos. This is the former Taimac on William Street Northbridge, now a temple to some dumbarsery or other. But when it was a video facility, it was also a temple to dumbarsery i suppose, but not quite as dumb as it is now. And speaking of religious worsts, a recent trip to Rottnest reminded me how we were forced to go to church every day at this chapel while on holiday. We didn’t go to church every day when at home. Fucking outrage!
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here is a text message back to god – albeit a drink and text message but still good. do you think god sends drunk texts?
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TLA, Mr Shazza and I highly recommend the alter in the Rotto church for a bit of late night shenanigans.
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How’s it for reverse parking?
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Jeez Andrew we are talking about a church here, show some respect.
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did he take you up the aisle?
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I’m not a priest skink.
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I take it you are talking aout the newer place on the hll rather than this chapel. We had to go there too. Someone should report your jesus jockey activities. DFOC is over there now. Perhaps he can raise up some cleansing posse, although he wouldn’t be allowed in himself.
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I am referring to this very chapel. It is never locked.
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the alter?
alternate personality? (yes, I have been watching Tara)
the mental image of you have a crafty one in the church is bad enough, but when an alternate personality is involved as well, then we are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell
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humble apologies, hadn’t had that second cuppa.
Altar!
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“TLA Shazza and I highly recommend…”
Threeway? Must be a spacious altar.
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Hmmm, was driving back from the school run and this came on the radio. Made me think of you guys:)
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Such a candid admission at least suggests there was nothing going on behind anyone’s back, mp.
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True Snuff, just myself, hubby and god as my witness.
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… and yet you’d think he’d have had the decency to avert his gaze, shaz.
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Telling how everyone assumes by shenanigans I mean of a sexual nature. I could have meant snorting cocaine, or playing Snap.
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You mean like thisshazza?
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OMG yes mp just like that.
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Beautiful, mp.
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thank you snuff:)
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You may not exist, god, but behold the atheist’s nightmare.
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“Ease of entry” Snuff? Now that’s ‘drifting into the arena of the unwell.’
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At least the contents don’t squirt in your face when you pull, shaz.
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ha ha ha! hilarious.
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Holy snappin’ duckshit, I thought that the clip was a spoof until I read a bit about Comfort.
The man is a complete moron (or is that mormon? – a-a-a-h-h, same thing, only different)
Dawkins gets to be just as bloody daft at times, too.
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Open ‘The God Delusion’ anywhere, point at the page and you will find words to live by.
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hours of fun (well, minutes) with the church sign generator:
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
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That’s not a real txt msg frm God. If it was, it would be spelled i dnt xist
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The island has been racked by shazza’s revelations.
An investigation will be mounted.
It will be codenamed Operation Roger.
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Get a shot of the altar. There may be some evidence. Cracks for example.
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It was quite some time ago. Any evidence will be long gone.
People who say they don’t enjoy Rottnest are those that haven’t yet learnt to enjoy all the facilities at their disposal.
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I’m waiting for Mr Shazza to respond with “Err, that wasn’t me.” I assume toolies make vigorous use of the chapel facilities.
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text message from Chainge Daile to God ‘htf did you get my number? Stop txting me! we broke up dammit!’
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That’s not Daile Spice is it?
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If I recall correctly, didn’t Laurie Connell have something to do with Taimac and its subsequent demise.
If this is so, maybe this is a ridgy didge message from the late man.
It actually all makes sense – Lozza carks it in 1994 a broken shell of a person, probably still with a Bondie-Burke fixation. Suddenly he’s up is Heaven and hey presto – he’s seen the light (unless of course God actually enjoyed the 80s – then we have some unresolved issues).
I must admit, I was wondering who wrote the religious messages on the front cover of my Paul Barry book on Bond.
For a while I thought it might have been either Robert Holmes a Court or Kerry Packer, before it occured to me that they both probably ended up in hell.
Someone should pull this sign down and get it to the museum – it’s probably as valuable as the Shroud of Turin.
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re: The Rottnest visit. Did you notice the stupid amount of motorised traffic?
I posted a whinge on RottoBloggo Cohen’s site, but he doesn’t appear to agree or give a shit.
http://rottobloggo.blogspot.com/2009/09/americans-abroad.html#comments
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Big R, ‘Cohen’ may well agree and give a shit, but rarely replies. I shall be there again on Friday and will report back via Rotto Bloggo on the traffic congestion you speak of. Stay tuned.
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Cheers, dawg!
Appreciated.
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well whinged BR, just read your post. Very disappointing news indeed :(
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Had relatives visit for the first time who had heard of the no car policy, but were surprised that there were fucking vehicles everywhere. Fortunately they were unaware of the altar polishing at the chapel which they visited.
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I O God ??
Are we to derive from this that said graffiti artist gives God head? One way to assure entry to heaven…I guess
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I think this was #1 in the Prosh newspaper top 40. Under the “weeks in” section it had a number greater than 1000.
w00t!
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Get it? A number greater than 1000 means it was in the top 40 for three years or more.
Being so outrageous makes it funny.
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Er, I just saw (alternate version). I’m not sure if this is a piss take or the real ad than ran for 3 years solid. No speakers at the moment.
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Here’s a good one where a preacher guy a says “pinch their tits” instead of “pitch their tents.”
He also seems to be visibly affected by drugs. Unless it’s the Holy Spirit.
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KOBANE.
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