I haven’t listed this before have I? From Rehana. North Lake Rd Kardinya. If you’ve been unfortunate enough to have been given the name, it doesn’t mean you can stuff your Dick down our throats. Even in the 70’s, surely someone would have thought that Piercy Park would have been sufficient honour for our pig farming friend? Even allowing for the fact that going all piercy on your dick wasn’t as popular then as now, this is unforgiveable. The only saving grace is that is that his wife wasn’t named Nipple. Prince Albert Park donated by Dick Piercy would have been a subtle and amusing touch that unfortunately the Council naming committee wasn’t up for. If only this was in Swanbourne, so we could have heard endlessly about “a quiet day at Dick Piercy Park” from Paul Nurry.
The only other submissions I’ve had from Kardinya before (I think) have been hideous racist graffiti.
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ya know LA, there are indeed days when i believe you are channelling benny hill!
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Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, mp, it’s not as hard as you’d think.
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What, no link for my comment Snuff?
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outstanding snuff, outstanding!
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OMG, I just watched Kiss’ “I Was Made For Loving You” and wet my pants a bit.
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The possibilities are endless, mp and Onanist, and sometimes the synchronisation is perfect.
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Is it wrong to find those more sexy than funny?
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depends on your boundaries for wrong big O!
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You might have to ask Luther, Onanist.
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dear snuff, you have turned an otherwise dour day into a joy fest! merci :)
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Always a pleasure, mp.
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Snap !
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Death to all butt metal, ronggly.
WARNING : NSFW Language
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I don’t think Benny went as far as me.
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A very generous dick.
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morning shazza, i found a link for you, a rather well loved dick :)
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thanks mp, was he a giving Dick? I knew very little about him.
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Very, shaz, and receiving, I suspect. Here’s a crash course.
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So very many polished performances.
Boom! Boom!
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for a complete list of Dicks, try here:
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page
unfortunately this does not contain many Australian dicks, nor does it allow you to create your own entries, or else I would have done some by now
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once again skink – you’ve excelled yourself. A wonderful resource indeed:)
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Wildly off the topic, but did anyone notice the Royal Show bogans story in The Worst?
Can someone let me know when PLC graduate Belle Taylor writes on something OTHER than bogans and mullets?
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I take this back. Not only is it mean-spirited, the PLC thing was just a guess.
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When I first learned of the practice of dick piercing, for a while thereafter I confused a Prince Albert with a King Edward – made for some weird looks in Coles!
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so, did you try the prince albert cheese?
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The frottage fromage?
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Ah, and like everything else in Perth, a brown stain two feet high. Did the job hurt that much?
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WTF take the piss out of someone’s name who was good enough to donate land. What’s next photos of two sand dunes that sort of look like a pair of tits, or vegetables that resemble penises? Lift your game TWOP.
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Fine suggestions, Leo. Your contributions, (which for some reason I can’t seem to find just now), have all been fantastic, by the way.
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Oh I see. I’m to send something in. Anything at all by the looks of it.
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No just those vegetables.
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You have acess to such photos?
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Every developer these days has to give up land for public open space when they subdivide. I suspect big Dick Piercy was simply fortunate enough to be of the era when the landed elite also got to put up a sign to congratulate themselves through all eternity.
PS – I give it 8 minutes before Snuff links to pictures of your fantastic suggestions, Leo.
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That’s a tragic attitude. He could have just given the land to his family. They don’t have to give up land the size of this park. The City of Melville put up the sign.
I just find that comments and criticisms of people on this site are often misplaced.
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The size of the land doesn’t make any difference to the amusing quality of his name.
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Oh yes I know. I just wish there was a Pussy Galore park’n’ride maybe in Cockburn.
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So does everyone Leoz, so does everyone.
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And let’s just be grateful that there IS a Cockburn eh?
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Leo,
You are one more of the poor unenlightened who, for some unfathomable reason, believe that these postings are intended to convey considered discourse into the rarefied environment of the wider blogosphere.
You have evidently either:
a. read insufficiently of the previous postings,
b. not understood the bulk of the previous postings,
c. been overwhelmed by the rare, but profound, piece of outrageous rationality that occasionally sneaks its way into the otherwise ridiculous mass of the general commentary, or
d. not actually engaged your brain after waking this morning.
The latter assuming, of course, that you have one to switch on.
It is not the comments and criticisms that are misplaced.
It is you.
You should not be here if your are unable to perceive the total pisstakedness of it all.
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Well Rolly,
I can perceive the total pisstakdness of it all. I just don’t appreciate the undergraduate level at which it is pitched.
I’ll just leave you to it then.
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Leo’s right – you’re all just haters, haters and knockers, the lot of you.
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Yeah Leo there’s nothing I enjoy more than giving an undergraduate a good kick up the arse.
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Yeah. Hey.
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Quite right, Leo.
Some of us have never grown up.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
I take the option which does not land me amongst the 25 year old fossils who inhabit so much of the planet.
Goodbye and good luck.
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I wouldn’t want to steal Leo’s thunder, Bento. We’ll just have to wait.
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I want boob dunes, and I want them NOW, dammit.
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Oh, never mind.
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There’s a Bruce Lee park in Beaconsfield and I reckon Bruce never visited Beaconsfield what with all his karate and all, he was probably just too busy.
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Sorry Leo to be pedantic, that’s usually Bentos domain. Bruce didn’t do Karate. Try Jeet Kun Do.
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Oops, Kune.
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There’s Dick Lucas Park in Morley, but Lucas just doesn’t cut it. Although I’m sure Snuff will be sending me to a link showing that a Lucas is some kind of knob modification.
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Correct, as always, TLA.
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Brilliant.
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I’ll catch you out one day DJ Snuff.
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Snuff you have out done yourself, which, considering this was two years ago and you haven’t even done the other stuff yet, is amazing
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Thank you kindly, Rebalehan. I’d like to have knocked it over in less than 3 minutes though.
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King of the Road and all that.
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Nee Stammers?
I’ve had a knee trembler, but never a st-st-stammer
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Hmmm, and I’m g-g-going.
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Bento … ?
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Line?
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Leo was leaving, so I thought you might want to wish him well.
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Oh! Please, Bento….Say it!
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He can come back. He wasn’t so bad.
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Listen, Shitkicker, we are the real authority around here as to who will or will not be permitted to remain, and Bento is our spokesperson.
So there!
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So it’s very much a select group for those who find no fault with your view is it? Keep in mind that all I did was comment.
You said: “we are the real authority around here as to who will or will not be permitted to remain”.
But we all have heard this type of attitude before, although then it went something like: “We will say who comes to this country and the manner in which they take to get here”.
Is that your ethos? And is that what makes you yourself another Worst of Perth and clearly something to dismiss or just ignore? Please don’t bother answering; I’ve made my decision already.
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Very open minded of you Leo.
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about time Satay steve.
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Thanks Shazza, now I feel like a totally new person(a)!
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Hooray!
(I won’t say “Good Riddance” as that is Bento’s
prerogative )
Those without irony are not welcome in the laundry.
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I’m with TLA. Leo was clearly a metaphor.
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Not you Greg. CHEERS.
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Piker.
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I know Lake Rd but wheres Kardinya i want to check this park out. I bet it has a long story of history according to the sign.
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