Monthly Archives: September 2009

The Columnist

Posted on September 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

How long since we’ve had a house or garden wall? Too long my friends, too long. Perth’s built environment which used to be a staple of TWOP has descended, nay degenerated into a cess pit of hegemony and ruraltards, built … Continue reading →

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Bass Tard

Posted on September 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Jeff K recently sent in a pic for a worstoff, then hoped noone would ever be able to capture his own “Bass Tard” numberplate. I saw Teh Tard yesterday Jeff, but couldn’t zoom close enough to capture the plate – … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 72

Posted on September 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Well we are heading towards two years of The Worst of Perth. September is already here, but why are the christmas decorations not up yet? David Fucking Outrage Cohen sends in three worthy weekend worsts. Apostrophe abuse has become all … Continue reading →

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Fart in Bag

Posted on September 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Might as well finish off the week with a couple more varsity shots. The first is one I saw at Curtin. Self explanatory in every way except for why. And Brad sent in some graffiti from UWA. At first I … Continue reading →

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…on the white telephone

Posted on September 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Since you all hated the last Curtin poster so much, here’s another which is more engaging. I had no idea that pub crawls still existed. I mean with insurance and liability problems, I thought this sort of thing was long … Continue reading →

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Grease My Lips

Posted on September 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

What is The West trying to say with their photo of Brendon Grylls today on page 21? Is that blood on his lips, or is it grease from when he’s been trying to suck start tractors? The other guys seem … Continue reading →

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Would also wipe it on the curtains…

Posted on September 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

The old roots, shoots and leaves joke on educational display at Lake Cave Augusta. Is that appropriate for children? Or adults? I also include a shot that I had to blow up severely, but couldn’t get it clear enough for … Continue reading →

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Inseminators 09

Posted on September 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

  Could someone leave a comment about why thousands of mainly Singaporeans are viewing this 16yo post in December 2025 LOL? Someone commented that I should get a shot of this poster seen up around Curtin. They got pulled down … Continue reading →

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Rictus Belmontus

Posted on September 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

In the third century B.C. the Greek stoic philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs. In the 21st Century Skink visited Belmont Forum, possibly to put shit on Belmontonians. … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 71

Posted on September 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Attempting to post from the iPhone. As I’m not at home to do it. I’m hoping you are seeing a pic of the Howling Wolves factory. Also, as the gory season ends for local teams, what sort of losers would … Continue reading →

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