For some reason I thought it was on the 29th, but no it’s today. Coming appropriately on the biggest ever month for The Worst of Perth is the two year anniversary. 880 000 views (or impressions as they say in the trade), 830 posts, averaging more than one per day, which is I think prodigious if not relentless comedy. 22 500 comments, which despite recent bumpko-centric and svenkage fuelled venom, have been overwhelmingly positive and frequently hilarious. There have been close to 2000 photos posted, almost all original shots, almost all specifically taken for the site, and the National/State library is still archiving it for posterity.
On the downside, you pigs haven’t been clicking fast enough to get to a million hits by now. Should get there around the end of the year. Thanks to everyone. Well worsted all.
The Worst of Perth 
Let me be among the first to say congratulations TLA. This site has surely inserted much needed vibrancy into Perth.
On a personal note, my days would not be as endlessly entertaining without TWOP. Thankyou.
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I would like to echo Shazza’s comments and say thanks TLA. Yours is generally the first site I visit each day and it generally sets me up for the upcoming rigours.
Bravo.
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here, here
I second that
bravo
etc and so forth
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It’s good, but its no skyblue Monorail.
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so you’re after quantity over quality? That’s more the nature of The Worst.
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Am I? I think both have been achieved.
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I just remembered, flynn. I’ve been saving this one for you.
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very much appreciated. I do enjoy its symmetry.
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Cool. Thought you might.
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And you look about as happy as Jesper.
Champion effort TLA. Thank you.
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Uncork the Passion Pop!
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now, now Ljuke, lets not go crazeee on the good stuff!
Well done TLA – your site is an absolute inspiration.
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I’m still searching for a discount source of incontinence pads and someone who will clean the coffee/coke/homebrew etc. out of my keyboard on a routine basis.
Well done, that man !
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yes, well done that man.
this is where you can end up with a quality catholic education.
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Bringing town and country together.
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Well done LA and all your contributors.
OK, that’s out of the way… let’s hang shit again!
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Congratulations, and very many thanks, TLA. What do you give the man who already has the worst of everything for an anniversary ? A year’s subscription to Miniature Donkey Talk, Modern Drunkard, or Sheep magazine ? Perhaps a visit to the Creation Museum and Taxidermy Hall of Fame of North Carolina ? Maybe something tasteful, or one of whatever this lot are staring at ? A new designer house ?
No, it has to be the TV commercial blind. Onya.
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hey snuff, wonderful links as always. That Onya is a rather untidy looking lass isn’t she?
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If you don’t subscribe to Miniature Donkey Talk, then you’re not serious about donkeys!
Modern Drunkard is a magnificent publication. Someone is at last catering to my demographic
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As in the story about John Singleton when asked “what’s the demographic?” for a new drink. He is said to have replied “Any cunt with a mouth.”
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yes, well Singo has been long known for his eloquence afterall. i must confess, i find him rather inspirational. his ability to place “cunt” anywhere in a conversation is on my list of goals for skills i will acquire in my forties.
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I impatiently await the publication of Miniature Donkey Talk for Modern Drunkards.
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Always a pleasure, mp and she’s just a sweet something reminiscent of TLA’s Parrot nights, and far more elegant than today’s lovers and lobbers.
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Congratulations, Lazy Aussie, may there be many returns.
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Congrats, TLA.
It can’t be long now before someone says that thing they said about Punch, and say about Private Eye, Prosh, Viz, The Onion et al…
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Listen mate, I think you should be eternally grateful that there is a person reading this in Iceland… surely you can´t get more exotic than that…. given that sometimes it takes some time for me to work out what the hell a picture of a mr Mike Hunts car wholesalers is there for …. first I read, then I translate then I add the accent – it takes a while. Obscure and also so lame. Time to lift the game I say.
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You have a blog right Sigga?
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Sigga that’s a lot of effort to go to to read something that’s obscure & also so lame. WHy not stick to reading icelandic satirical material if this doesn’t translate well.
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If you can’t appreciate Mike Hunt, you’re tired of life.
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Come on sigga, don’t tell me you don’t giggle every time you dogsled past Minn Kunta Heildsala Bílveikur, on the outskirts of Reykjavik.
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Hi sigga,
you’ll have a hard time convincing some of us here that Iceland is more exotic than Rottnest Island.
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Keep up the great work TLA – almost as much fun as Perthnow!
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I feel there is a need for TWOP festivities – a Festival of Worsts if you may.
Key note speech by Brian Burke… piss by teh Howling Wolves… strippers & sausage sizzle…
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A few minutes of improv by Jesper?
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a burnout pit and bunny smashing even?
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Maybe a Jesper mime act, with a alsation?
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Or AN alsation even…
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Despite what TLA says, Cookster, that would be an alsatian, wouldn’t it ?
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