Shazza has been grandmaster worst this week. Not only working country readers over with her hegemony stick, (Could those B&S commenters really have been so dumb?) but she has also sent me two superb worsts from Fremantle. Here is the first one, the sinister but hilarious message to street artists. I assume this means stiltwalkers and balloon twisters as well. Love it. Great work Shazza. I love that it seems to be challenging street artists to do better.
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what does “little sad firm” members mean? my immediate visual was small red savaloy sausages.
It was nice however that the sign off was ” cheers”. Always good manners to close off a threat with a pleasantry.
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I was hoping it didn’t mean savaloys. Maybe it’s a Fremantle thing.
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You can see a few of them here, monkeypants. And yes, hegemony need not be impolite.
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yes monkeypants, I too was struck by the mix of venom and manners. I was also left pondering the use of “warned”. I wonder if it is some kind of legal loophole?
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I hope you can catch the inevitable balloon monkey that will be placed on this truck. And if very lucky a small firm member.
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I love the final sting in the tail. A warning plus a damning critique of their artistic prowess. That’s like spiting on your shoe before kicking someone in the head.
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appalling abuse of quotation marks
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Maybe the writer’s name is Warne? In which case, that’s a sweet gag, right there. And is the crew perhaps the LSF, and the writer has made up their own acronym?
A truly excellent Worst shazza. Unfortunately, you’ll never be able to compete with the train-wreck fascination of baiting hayseeds. Although this hat-wearing farting dog does sound intriguing…
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This excellent worst has also been swamped by Bumkin Bacchanalia.
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Nothing to re route the herd now without flange or boosies.
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we could, of course, just ignore them, they’ll get bored and go find somewhere else to inseminate.
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Oh come on! Ignore them? This has been the best thread since Patti Chong came on and pretended to be herself.
Also, the numbers and rats were bad, but I didn’t mind the bench.
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Of course, I mean, THAT thread.
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the bench was crap.
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This week’s sports spectacular.
The Grand Final.
Metrocentric Twats vs Belligerent Bumpkins.
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Metrocentric Twats are paying $1.02. Unless somehow the bout spills over into the real world, then my moneys on the country chicks.
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Its my truck “.And i did not wash it off “<that was CBC freo boys, year nine after they read it out loud too there mates ,After i caught them,CHEERS !!!
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Love it!
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On ya Simon.
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how come simon owns the truck and he is not offended?
just people around him? stranger than fiction.
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I’m sticking with B&Stards, Rolly.
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This is my husbands truck….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!
PS yes my husbands grammar is poor but he earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS
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I think the truck’s fantastic.
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I feel sorry for Simon.
He’s got a good truck though.
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Who’s Greg?
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And has anyone else noticed that since the election of a Liberal Government that there has been an increase in the number of self centred humourless twats posting on blogs and ringing talkback programs ?
Crazy Colin has a LOT to answer for, as has her Minister for Community Development and her “sensitive” Comments on Pauper Funerals.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/22/2693453.htm
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Greg the stop sign?
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TASHI.
I am the nerd/geek,who took the photo. I actually live in South Fremantle so consider it my suburb as well as yours.
I took the writing to be a passionate reaction against graffiti, and had some sympathy. I also thought it was a novel approach that Greg had taken. Sure he’s literacy isn’t the best but so what? The message is clear.
Probably best not to boast about your financial position, it’s not only tacky, but there is always someonbe better off than you – and that might just be me.
Peace!
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Sorry I mean Simon, not Greg. I have no idea who Greg is. And yes I am aware of the typo above.
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I believe my own grammar is far worse.
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yo wassup b*****
yo teasin my dads truck
well you can go stik it up ur ass
u r all a bunch of TWATS!
u need to get a bludy LIFE!
GET A LIFE TWATS!
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The apple surely does not fall far from the tree/s.
This family is from the country.
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on unvalidated evidence it would appear so shazza!
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Or are your classic 6PR listener :-)
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The illiteracy gene is inherited.
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More likely from the trees, apparently, shaz. This thread has potential. Move over B&Stards.
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hayseed troll
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Ahh,
I note you are using the name of the young actor who plays that noxious brat in 2 and a half men.
Rather apt really :-)
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Frank, they supply concrete. Surely some relative of yours?
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Nope, none of my immediate rellies don’t do concrete, nor do Italians have a Monopoly on it either, and if they were Italian they’d be driving a Ute with the tools on the back :-)
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‘Waste management’ more your game, Frank?
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“none of my immediate rellies DONT DO concrete”
sounds like a rite of passage for teh Calabrese,
“gone fishin'”
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Yo, fiddy cent lives in South Freo?
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is there a full moon or something?
this place is full of crankies.
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Excuse my stupid immature son….
Shazza,
In the future ask before photographing our property. Our mobile number is now on this web site for all the NERDS and GEEKS to read…… THINK ABOUT IT…… Have you nothing better to do????
As this truck is constantly being targeted with smashed windows and graffiti. You have managed to expose our property and details. You have also managed to invite many other “taggers” to graffiti our truck even more. Now their tags will be on the world wide web for all their sad little firms!!!!!
Please let us know where to send the cleaning bill for next time!!!!
By the way nothing is more tacky than your silly little game!!!
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TASHI,
I was on my way to the Sustainability Fiesta when I saw the truck – not cruising around with nothing better to do.
I have exposed nothing. There are no details telling people where to find this truck. Although perhaps you should thank me for the free publicity the business is getting.
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Um, Tashi, additional tags will only become visible if another photo is taken. We do not yet have the technology to magically add them to an existing photo, although I understand Google Maps are working on it.
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I’m with Shazza on this one, there is no such thing as bad publicity. If feel the need for a truck to dump a load of topsoil somewhere then I know who to call.
Not sure about the son though, anyone who “talks” like that can’t possibly any good with a shovel.
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It was quite public, so can’t really be any complaints about the photo. I love the attitude of the anti graffiti, and would also be inclined to call Simon for a mini load if I needed a few cubic metres. More power to them.
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Yes, the internet is a force for good and will look over and protect the truck from evil.
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The truck was parked on the street, for all the world to see.
I, and I think all my TWOP comrades, are in full support of Simon’s crusade.
Glad to have you on board Richarbl.
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I agree Shazza, TASHI is unaware about taking photographs in public places , and her private property ends at the fence.
I’ll bet she’d be complaining to Ch 7 if Hubby’s truck was caught in shot when filming a crime story in the area .
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Greg, TASHI, this is “Dave” here. You owe me over a thousand dollars for that last “concrete” job. Call me on 0417 942 192, before I tag your truck again. You have been “warned” cheers.
The firm has a way of “dealing” with “people” like “you”, Greg.””
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What the fuck is going on? Who is Greg?
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Greg Hoey ?
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We don’t want any free publicity, particularly on this website.
And to you all out there, no I am not from the “Country”.
Shazza, are you happy now with what you have started. I pointed out to you, that people now know personal details without our consent to allowing you to post our photograph of our truck. All good and well with the close up. And thank you for the support of your fight against un-just in the community. But why did you have to post the shot of our business name and mobile number??????
This is what has upset us most!!!!! And as for NVLII’s comments , no wonder we are concerned. Your all very sad and boring people.
Shazza, one last thing I too was at the sustainability fiesta and now thanks to you we will probably have to scrub our truck with toxic chemicals this weekend.
Please extract this photo!!!!
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Tashi – your mobile number is displayed on a truck, which drives on public streets. I’d suggest your ‘personal details’ are pretty much already in the public domain, no?
You seem to have missed the point that everyone here thinks Simon is a champion. Greg too, apparently.
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And I’ll hazard a guess it will be listed in the Electronic White Pages on the net as well.
No wonder business people in the main vote Liberal if this is the mental capacity they have.
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and i thought the other thread was fun.
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Guys, this is a public notice on a truck that drives around in the public. If you didn’t want it displayed to the public, why is it written up for everyone to see? The message is also written TO the public. it also appears to be a challenge street artists. I don’t see how you can blame me if it is shown in public. Isn’t that what you wanted? But as I see, email me if you have any concerns.
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Its all good Tashi, Greg gave me a call, we will sort it out tomorrow.
PS, are you Italian? Because I don’t really want to fu.ck with an Italian concrete company.
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What do you mean “particularly on this website”?
What is wrong with “our” website, I, personally have almost never been so disparaged in all my life.
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You could end up a pillar of your community. With extra rebar, of course.
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Lots of people view this site . Now i will be targeted, by graffiti Vandals yet again ,as Shazza gave out our suburb earlier i did not want my details on this web site , My details are for my work not
for Shazza to play silly games with please think about it ….as for you Shazza you know where we are please feel free too drop in and discuss it
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You don’t think maybe your message, written on your truck, and including a direct challenge, might have made you a bit of a target, too?
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Why don’t you “think” about it Simon. Whether or not your truck is tagged will have absolutely nothing to do with its image on this website. Zero , zilch , nada . Incidentally , as you point out, there’s good graffiti and bad graffiti.
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Simon I have no idea where you live. The truck was parked on the street.
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A ‘sustainability fiesta’ sounds a bit like something metrocentric twats would attend. No offence.
Cheers!
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I feel one day we will look back on these as the glory days of TWOP. This has been truly spectacular.
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Indeed, Bento. 白馬論 TLA ?
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I wish my t-shirt would hurry the fuck up. I think we’ve got about 2 weeks to say we loved TWOP before it became the zeitgeist, and LA sells it to Google.
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Yes. That is the case Bento.
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Bento – Yes my husbands mobile number is displayed on his truck driving around Perth Metro but we chose to display his mobile number but we have not chosen to display it on the internet.
And to Frank Calabrese, you think you have guessed correct in our mentality but your wrong!!!
Our details are not on the electronic white pages or any other public phone book.
And one last Bento I think everyone here has missed the point. Yet again we will be repairing damage to our truck. So how have you helped the situation??????
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Has your truck been damaged as a result of this picture?
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Ahem. You might want to have a quiet word with the good people at waterfronthome.com.au
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If you have chosen not to display your business contact details on the internet then I believe Frank Calabrese was absolutely correct in his assumption about the state of your mentallity.
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i will let you know at 4 am when i leave to go to work, as it happens at night and weeekends.
O and Bill O’Slatter I’ll let you know on the weekend whether it is tagged due to this image….
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But it was tagged before this pic went up. How does that fit your cause & effect theory?
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how many graffiti artists read this site i wonder?
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At a guess I’d say “none”.
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that’s what i was figuring too.
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I’m sure there are people that have read this blog that are into graffiti.
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Simon. Email me. Let’s talk about it.
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For fucks sake tashi get over it!
I strongly doubt that you will receive any more tags as a result of your trucks exposure on this website.
Besides, maybe it is possible that someone tagged the truck because of its shabby appearance. Why don’t you use some of that money you bragged about to give it a fresh coat of paint.
And while you are at it, paint the bastard a new and interesting colour, lord knows the city is full of rusty white trucks.
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Have a look at… http://www.graffitihurts.org it’s an American site, but graffit is a worldwide problem.
A hint from the website…
Make every effort to keep the appearance of your property clean and neat. According to the Los Angeles Police Department, an exterior appearance that suggests apathy and neglect attracts vandals. Littered parking lots, graffiti, broken fences, overgrown landscaping, and poor lighting all send a message to vandals that business owners are not attentive or do not care about the business.
Good luck with your fight against the graffiti vandals.
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I bet the tag said AmOs JoNeS.
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And why hasn’t Simon spent any of his F##K load of money on lasers for the truck ?
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If it’s ToERag, we’re fucked.
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Love how another country connection is made…
Maybe the truck was @ Inseminators B&S and some redneck attacked it???
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I notice the ‘tidy up’ of pic and blurb TLA.
I hope Simon, Tashi and Greg will feel OK with what remains. (And I sure as hell hope that other shot I sent is not their house.)
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Well spotted Shaz and this is going to make all the difference.
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They’re still not safe from any graffiti-writing TWOP-lovers with access to the Wayback Machine. Or, alternatively, graffiti-writers with access to public streets in Fremantle.
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Well the reaction was a little illogical. A bit like putting up a billboard and then being upset that people look at it. the claim that it would attract more graffiti was also ridiculous However I don’t want to upset people unnecessarily, apart from Paul Murray and country types.
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You’re the King Solomon of Embleton, TLA.
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And no you don’t have any say in public information being put on the Internet. Including company information or graffiti. I’ve had this conversation with someone else ignorant of the meaning of public recently.
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Nick Catania?
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Simon, I agree. When TLA ran a photo of me earlier this year “the firms” came out in force and targeted me in my sleep.
I woke up the next morning and I was tagged from head to toe. Someone called ‘WikedAmos’ had even used my substantial abdomen as the site for a mural.
Every day now I face the morning routine of high pressure hose and scrubbing brush. If I ever catch them, I will most certainly make them cry.
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Oh, don’t fucking tell me Tom Cruise is somehow involved in all this too?
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I am going out to buy an Artline and cruise Freo – yippee.
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Real homeboys use sharpies.
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Word.
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Dear Tashi, Simon and Greg, hows your truck?
Has it been emblazoned with mindless graffiti as predicted or has this episode been your fifteen minutes of fame?
Best Regards R.
ps; Feel free to tell me to get fucked
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use a art line or what ever , like i say i hope you can clean it , and shazza you know where we are so you know it is not our house ,And i do not need 15 mins of fame , keep you posted on vandal art front .but fuck me its friday ?? cant you lot be busy some where else
cheers
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Simon, you are a poet.
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simon,
I hope you have noted the change of photo and text to allay your concerns.
Furthermore, you say I know where you are so I know it is not your house. I suppose you are referring to the letterbox on todays thread, but once again I tell you. I have no idea which house is yours.
Simon, seriously. I understand how stressful it can be to experience vandalism. I once lived in Hilton. But I think you guys need to take a step back for a minute and realise that posting pics on this site is not in any way responsible for any further damage that may occur to the truck. You clearly feel that your privacy has been invaded, and for that I apologise.
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I guess I could ask the same about you Simon, me personally I am stuck somewhere on the West Coast being paid a stupid amount of money to put a gas plant together and have nothing better to do than bait my friend skink and see how much graffiti your truck has collected since Friday.
A pisstake for sure but I am simply curious to see why you are following this blog so closely if you not concerned about your fifteen minutes of fame.
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I completely missed this entire thread due to trying to study. I don’t understand what TASHI, Greg and Simon are worried about. Someone will read graffiti online that is on their truck in the street? The country people have more of a genuine grievance in my view.
I think we might need a special Shazza t shirt!
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