Nothing says Valentine (or Christmas for that matter) like a cuntkini card. I’ve finally decided on having tshirts and other stuff done by an outside company after the limitations and quality problems with doing them here. They take a massive cut, but the quality is good. I will be adding more calendar and card options, and have revamped the tshirt designs. Your christmas shopping is now done, (although TWOP peeps don’t really strike me as the gift giving kinds of people). Hey, a small female just bought a Bunbury shirt! Awesome. I know from the size that it wasn’t you Shazza, nyuk, nyuk. Anyway, the options are on the right hand side, with detailed views, different colours and sizes. Requests and custom designs considered. Many more to come.
The Worst of Perth 
Keeps za wonga fro TWOP Corp. rollin in.
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2 girls bought now. I thought it was a more manly design?
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I’m not that happy with my share of the “wonga” but anyway, I don’t have to do credit cards or warehouse stuff.
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It was me. Perky doesn’t mean large!! And it should be a medium not small.
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what does ‘perky’ mean?
like puppies’ noses?
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Ok I’m busted (nyuk nyuk). Like me they are middle aged and fed three kids, so perhaps have seen better days. Maybe more puppies jowls than noses.
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As this thread features Alasation (sic) Rampant, and puppies’ noses, it’s probably about time for this one, culled from here.
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I cannot believe that. Is that even legal?
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I guess it was, apparently, but it certainly crosses some line somewhere. These, however, are a hoot.
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Two sales. At this rate, with my share I’ll be able to buy a cup of coffee by COB.
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Is that cover art for a calendar? Where’s the calendar then?
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oh found. Great!
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It can be used as a card too, but, all the artwork can be seen here, including the calendar.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLazyAussie
I am going to do a rude worst of perth too. Must talk to Shazza about using that wheelchair erection shot.
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Feel free. I would be honoured.
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You can get a couple of friday pints now too.
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Hey fantastic!
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Where is the Cohen calendar?
I have been defamed, traduced and rubbished so often on this grubby blog you should be able to do a 15-month special.
Make sure you include ALL the Jewish holidays.
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If Cohen didn’t use his phone camera with the shakin hand option so often, there could be a DFOC calendar. There’s Jewish Holidays now? What next, kosher bacon?
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Yes: it’s called macon.
You idiot.
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I thought it was called fakon?
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The cuntkini card wasn’t appropriate for anyone on my xmas list. I’m thinking tiny’s donger, nikki/michelle, alsatian rampant… what else?
Cards I would like to see include:
– Kingswoods outside the pubs – historical
– drunk with broken arm – historical
– the sign at cott about no alcohol
– jacksons
– vistula
– the legion of mary detention centre
– burnt miniature village
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Can and will do all of them, except the Alsatian, which very sadly is not my photo. The only ones I can’t do are phone cam pics and ones not mine. Will also do custom calendars ie requests.
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that;s my Christmas Card list sorted.
can we make up our own T-shirts?
can I get a one with:
‘Transperth would like you to shove your head up a bear’s arse’ ?
can I get a ‘Vincent, gateway to Dog Swamp’ with the dog and the car tyre?
can I, can I?
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The image has to be large. But yes. I seem to remember the car and dog was not big. The image would have to approach 2400 pixels wide and 3200 high. If you have that, I will put it up for you. if nearly tha big, I could work it out.
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You could do specialist calendars
The worst of belmont
the worst of the western suburbs
the worst of vincent
etc
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Definitely going to do rude and cars. Obviously need topics with 12 good pics.
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Perhaps we can send Rolly to the B&S to get some shots? Youv’e got rude and cars covered then.
That Roller double parked in Dog Swamp??
What about the wedding cake with bride spanking hubby?
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Wedding cake is mine and big. Definitely for the rude calendar.
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I love it. “our man in muresk” . Rolly step up!
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You’d feel a bit sorry for them with the cranky bloke with a Baravan telling them to stop doing burnouts.
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Next year, next year!
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There possibly won’t be a next year Rolly.
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T-shirt purchased. I decided customisation could result in public confrontations best avoided. Last thing I want is for me and my motorbike to end up under a Baravan.
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Can’t you contract Peter Ferrell & Son or John Hughes or Tony Sadler to endorse the Sellarbration while shouting at a camera? That would be very TWOP.
I want mouse mats. I want stubby holders.
Cookster wants to know: are XXXXXXLLL T-shirts available?
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Yes, in a d cup too.
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Drink bottles & umbrellas
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Bumber stickers.
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bumber stickers? i don’t know what they are, but i think i want one.
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The stickers you stick on the back of your car.
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sorry. was in a smartarse mood.
it’s friday.
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Oh shit only just noticed the spelling, yes it is Friday.
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acrylic moobie tubes.
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Wool Bill, 100% orstraylian wool. I’ll teach you how to knit one day – be terrific for your retirement.
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Fucking cheek – do you have anything that would look suitable on a herring smoking brilliantine stick insect?
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Not one. Not even one of my pieces. I brave the badlands of Bellevue twice, TWICE, and not one submission makes the calendar. Not even the fucking montage. Hmph.
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Really, I just thought it might be a little outre to be selling other people’s work. You want a custom calendar with your shots in, I’ll do it. You did have some nice quality worsts bento (resolution and aethetically) so tell me which ones and I’ll do them.
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It was more a Sauvingon Blanc-fuelled, quasi-outraged rant, than a genuine complaint, TLA. But thanks for the offer.
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And just in time to coincide with a proposed TWOP meet here.
http://watvhistory.com/museum-exhibit/
See a stuffed early version of Fat Cat, Percy, and maybe even Brindley the Cat for one DFOC – who btw their creators run Elephant Productions in Subiaco if you so desire to do a tie in story for the Post :-)
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TLA,
Can you do a “Perth: vibrancy up the yin yang” t-shirt? On black. With the TWOP logo of course.
This I will buy
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Got my shirt yesterday – good all-american worst-of-perth produce. There were no western australian sweatshops available? Has this joke already been made?
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The worst car ever is a xxxxxx because they had to plug 5 laptops into the kia van at my dads work for it to freaking work OMG.
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