Someone commented that I should get a shot of this poster seen up around Curtin. They got pulled down pretty quickly, but I managed to find one lodged in a cranny near the Tavern. You know, the artwork does have a kind of dumb charm. I have to say that I quite like it, despite its obvious ah, problems. I’m tempted to go not worst. I would class the events more as worsts, the burnout and wet tshirts comps, and the fact that the bar doesn’t open until 8 hours after the gates open. 
Inseminators 09
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This is an absolute worst.
I’ll spare you the feminist analysis as it is patently obvious that a mysogynistic, bogan has been let loose with the marker pen.
Any woman who would dash for cash just so a bunch of boozed up hill-billies can get a gander at some bouncing breasts needs to come and have a chat with Poor Lisa and myself.
For shame!!!
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Men are BEASTS!
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Do wimmin have a sense of shame ??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211794/Some-unromantic-reasons-women-sleep-men.html
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Not real clear what the connection is there.
The Daily Mail breaks the shocking news that women sometimes sleep with men for reasons other than romantic… so they should be happy to have their foot put in a trap & get shot in the arse by a guy who votes for Wilson Tuckey after doing a dash for cash in a wet t shirt?
You can’t argue with that logic shazza, I hope you read the scientific Daily Mail article and learned from it.
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I did indeed read the article. Imagine my surprise as a married woman with three kids.
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Yeah, me I’m planning to get the kids in bed early tonight and dress up in my bunny ears and Daisy Duke shorts for my husband. After I finish cooking dinner, cleaning the toilet, folding the laundry and making tomorrow’s school lunches.
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Mmm I wonder where you get those rabbit traps from? That should add some spice to proceedings.
As if wearing my cuntkini wasn’t enough!
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Sexpo
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I understand your point ladies however it is less the picture and more about the good night you have while attending these events. Have you ever gone to a BnS??? If not i find it had to beleive that you are judging this event based on this poster. Yes it is a little rude but hat is not what the night is about, it is about having a few with your mates and letting loose, de stressing and having FUN!
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They ain’t no ladies.
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I believe the technical term is Ladette.
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Oh for fucks sake. I am getting fed up with you B&S people now. The whole fucking point of this thread is to discuss the fucking poster. I know, Oblivious, that you are new to the thread, but there are now over three fucking hundred comments, many of which reiterate this point.
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Mate, if I stuck barbed wire up your ass and said it was all about “just fun” for me, woudl that be OK?
Meathead.
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OK…I am not a bogan. I’m an extremely intelligent young woman studying farm management at Muresk. I have big plans for my future, one being a top quality wiltshire stud breeder. I don’t dress like a slut, my hair isn’t blonde, and I don’t have big boobs. I have only ever been with one man. It just so happens that I’m about the only artist at Muresk and the prize was free entry to the B & S Ball.
And to criticize you need to know what you’re talking about. A B & S is all about letting go and forgetting all the bullshit in life. There are yobbos there but I’m not one of them…and I think you’ll find that no woman go in the dash for cash.
It’s easy to sit back and criticize…because you don’t understand. The event raised $200, 000 for charity. That’s having a go at a lot of people.
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Thanks for the confirmation on the yobbos, Rhiannon. Any rooting ?
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That’s great, but you’re missing the point of the post and the blog.
And didn’t I say right at the beginning that I LIKE the poster.
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Rhiannon, are you saying you are the artist responsible for that abomination of a poster? What the hell were you thinking young lady?
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she was obviously thinking how much fame she could get out of releasing such a great picture for people to comment on! obviously it worked and got some numb-nuts to comment on the so-called “politically incorrect” theme of the BnS. im pretty sure rhiannons thought were clear, and that the target audience is of the younger population!
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So violence against women is OK? What other conclusion can we draw from a picture that shows a large male figure wearing no pants and discharging a shotgun placed in his crotch into the backside of a female figure caught in a trap. What message are you sending? Come to the BnS Ball and be forcibly confined and assaulted?
Charming.
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And they wonder why there is a high amount of domestic violence in Rural Australia with attitudes like that.
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shazzza your XXXXXXX…. u have no idea wat the fuck goes on out here and for some cheap bitch to comment on something they have no idea about……. well grow up!!
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wow! settle down aaron. this is no place to take a personal swipe like that. any point you were attempting to make was lost in the first insult.
this post is actually making my eyes bleed now. the abundance of contributors who have taken issue with a pisstake commentary on a poster is astounding.
it’s the price of fame TLA! the price of fame.
if you want a serious site to share your thoughts on i am sure there are 100’s of them somewhere else. so please now, all of you without a sense of humour piss off.
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I may be a bitch aaron, but cheap? Mr Shazza would beg to disagree.
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shutup you finite element method (FEM)
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This really is the thread that keeps on giving. God bless you, widmore, whatever the fuck you are talking about.
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I may have edited his response slightly. His own lacked originality.
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Pity. Regardless, his brilliant acronym work is essentially a 1st year uni equivalent of the Pretty Intelligent Girl gag that swept primary schools around Grade 4, no?
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Is he talking to me?
Why edit TLA??
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Too boring.
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I’m sorry, I stopped reading when you said you don’t have big boobs.
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Once again, it’s the arvo, Iv’e poured myself a vino, and started to read through this thread (it’s just priceless TLA). And I have to say there are many comments that provoke a laugh, but Bento, this is the one I laugh the loudest at every time. Brilliant!
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Personally, I like that my suggestion you were ‘pro’ rural suicide slipped through to the keeper.
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Ha ha! Man you guys are really something you know?
It’s just a poster for an event someone like most of you who posted derogatory comments is never going to attend because you’re some prissy do-gooder still caught up in the feminist movement from the 70s. (You’ll probably go on to become born-again-christians and all will be right with the world.)
Geez, if you guys actually came from the country you’d get it. It’s just a poster which pokes a little fun. The artist herself intended it to be that way. And as someone that personally knows her, I can tell you that she’s not the kind of woman that’d take crap from any guy.
Like she says below, she’s a talented, extremely smart young girl who’s only ever had one boyfriend (and is still with him) and who likes to have a good time. It’s not uncommon for derogatory things to be said about woman in the country – in fact its a very common (and Australian!) thing. Look no further than most Aussie comic books or souvenir shops.
So anyway. The 2009 BnS is over for the year. Frankly, I dunno why you’re all having a cry about the poster for it now.
And by the way David Cohen – were you being funny? (“Men are BEASTS!) Cause if you weren’t then I’m really confused. ^_^
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You may need to note that no-one here cares about the event, or whether the money went to charity or was fed to cattle or whether country people are idiots or not. It’s just an amusing debate about cultural issues. You need to hop off your bucking bulls for a moment and read a little more carefully. Unless these are satirical comments, and in that case. Kudos.
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Mazz,
I feel the same way about god as I do about country people.
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Greatfull ?
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You don’t believe in them?
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that’s right ljuke, I have no faith in them at all.
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But shaz, the banana ! The ease of entry !
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This is why I keep re reading this thread. Each time I discover gold, previously missed.
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Just to clarify, what does “likes to have a good time” mean in this context ?
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So says some old hag who no one wouldn’t touch with a 200 meter long road train
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And yet, and yet…
I certainly prefer it to this posted at Curtin.
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Perhaps if you could give me a humorous take on this, particularly the fact she is being shot in the ass at point blank while in a rabbit trap? I like to think I’m a good humoured lass but I’m not seeing the charm here.
PS. To any ‘our Nikki’ freaks planning on telling me I’m jealous. My boobs arent what they used to be but I reckon I could still go tit to tit with a 20 something. So spare me.
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Because it’s so incredibly stupid.
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sometimes stupid is just stupid, and not funny.
like this.
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Incredibly stupid it is.
But it also seems to condone violence against females, with a caption in case you were too incredibly stupid to get the visual sub text alone.
Maybe it’s a girl thing but the image leaves me feeling quite uncomfortable.
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Who gives a shit? It’s the boris chicken incident all over again.
Perfect advertisement IMO. Gets a lot of people’s attention, and that’s all it’s there to do.
Stereotyping is pretty common in advertising, and it goes both ways. Do you see masculine-nazis rallying to protest against every second advertisement with a dumb male?
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Oh thankyou KTAFB.
I have had my silly female eyes opened by your erudite and compelling argument. What ever was I thinking?
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Just pointing out the hypocrisy in standards to be honest.
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Actually you have not pointed out any hypocracy. I suggest you read the entire thread, particularly the part where I state that this image does not show men in a flattering light either (as earlier stated by Snuff)
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masculine-nazis?
as distinct from all those effete-nazis ?
Godwin’s Law says you fail.
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AS opposed to femo-nazis.
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just so you know, this picture was drawn by a really sweet girl… she obviously does not condone violence against women. i went to the BnS and there was nothing there that was not appropriate… the wet tshirt comp was only entered by girls who were comfortable… the dash for cash was only entered by men no women. and there is no reason for you to feel uncomfortable the whole event was very well controlled and organised by the muresk BnS comitee with a group of males and females.
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Good to hear.
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Sounds exciting. Why obviously ?
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I guess we need to let teh morons have their parties too. Come on guys, they’re just stupid agricultural types.
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And the ram is wearing a dress. If he was in King Gee’s or overalls, it would be a lot worse.
Actually I’m quite shocked that ads like this, and the poker night, are at an Institute of Higher Learning in Perth. That is what’s worst about both of these ads. One would expect them in a Kalgoorlie pub, not a University. Which dept contains such students ? Computer Science probably.
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What about this one rongly?
https://theworstofperth.com/2008/08/08/ixnay-on-the-untcay/
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Shudder. Back in the old days these would all have scrawled on them “This poster degrades women !”
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It doesn’t do much for men either, ronggly.
I don’t know about anyone else’s definition of worst, but mine’s something like … so bad, it’s good. I’m particularly partial to the downright dreadful, but this is just banally bad, even without the apostrophe. I’m also keen on truth in advertising, so I probably would’ve gone with this.
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Which reminds me … folllowers of the war, apostrophic and other, will be pleased to note than John is maintaining the rage, and Stefan has charged out of the trenches.
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Yes, I object to being depicted as a violent, flyblown triangle.
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Shazza, I didn’t even notice your rack the other night! How pathetic is that? I only seem to remember that Mr Shazza had very white teeth. Jeezus.
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A) Am highly offended you didn’t notice, but I suppose it was dark.
B) Mr Shazza does have a nice set of pearly whites. All natural, just like my boobs. So I suppose that means I’ll never compete with the young-uns on the Western suburbs dance floors.
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I can’t tell you how embarrassed I am that I shunned your rack. I am quasi via queasy over the whole incident.
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This post is at number one in google for inseminators 09, so any objection will be noticed I’m thinking. I wonder what charity it is.
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Sperm bank?
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It’s so bad, if there wasn’t the rest of the ad, it could almost be an anti inseminators ball image. I think it’s bad in a similar way to Bento calling god riddance to Howard Sattlers old mother dying, wrong and stupid and yet…
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I say the Charity is the Mens Confraternity.
For me it’s all about the message. Bento was highlighting the arrogant, disregard for the feelings of the family of those dead children by Sattler and his supporters. That message was clear, at least to me, and justified.
Co incidentlally I suspect many Sattler supporters will be in attendance at the Inseminators Ball.
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Bit young a crowd for old Davros Sattler, but I’m sure there will be some Wilson Tuckey fans going. He appeals to te younger demographic.
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Yes perhaps the charity is ‘Iron-bar for PM’
I must say I’m disappointed no bachelors, or spinsters, have come forward to defend the promo. Or the artiste.
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I think it says Wallace on the gun. No stats coming in yet, “Geoff Parry heart attack dead?” or “Nude cunts on pole” the closest so far.
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Shazza I was with you from post 1 sister.
I was gonna say Men’s Confraternity! Maybe it’s the Supporters of Peter Weygers Fund.
It’s not even remotely viz type funny, it’s just crap.
And how crap that curtin wimmin decided to have an approved-graffiti wall instead of searching out items like this to have a go at.
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Fuck me. I wasn’t even here, and I’m being called wrong and stupid. I may be wrong, and I may be stupid, but at least I have more masculine posture than D’Arcy the Ram there, who appears to be ‘en pointe’. What the fuck is that all about?
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Back safely I see.
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Indeed. I did see a few worsts, but most of them were the result of endeavours to entice the worst elements of Australia, and just made me ashamed rather than amused.
I did see a painting of a zebra felching a zebra, but couldn’t contrive to get a pic without being besieged. Mrs Bento said it wouldn’t have matched our couches, anyway.
Back to the topic, I agree with ronggly. What the hell is this shit doing up at an institute of higher learning (or even Curtin, nyuk nyuk)?
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He’s back, and this time it’s personal!!
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This is verily a worst of the worsts.
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Even non metrocentrics can worst it up Rolly.
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castrate the lot of them.
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Do you need a license to use the word ‘cranny’?
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The website is here
http://www.myspace.com/inseminatorsball
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the website lists the President and Treasurer’s names as Rowan and Darcy.
what kind of names are those for unreconstructed rams?
I hope they are laying on some Bacardi Breezers for Rowan and Darcy
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Darcy?
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B&S organisers are moleskin wearing farm heirs with trust funds who live at college during term time, not oppressed working class larrikins with mullets like you might be fantasising.
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so that would make it D’arcy then.
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fantasising?
about mullets?
would Rowan and Darcy know a woman if they shot one?
will any women be going to the event, or do they actually have to be trapped and shot to get them to attend?
if they do go willingly, exactly what kind of woman might look at the poster and think ‘they look like my kind of guys, perhaps I will be trapped and skinned by a future soul mate’
after all Rolly’s crap about leaving the debauchery and moral ambivalence of Gotham to return to the country where old fashioned values and common decency still prevail, it’s good to see what really goes on in the flyover shires.
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The website is in someways more scary than this poster. There’s a burning car. Nothing gets in the chicks like an overturned burning car.
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actually, there is a young gentleman walking away from the upturned burning car wearing an “I love beer” T-shirt, who appears to have a mullet.
do you think that might be Darcy?
no doubt this is the WA equivalent of that Pride and Prejudice moment, but instead of Darcy emerging in sodden breeches from a swim in the moat, Darcy crawls out from beneath a burning ute after some ripper circle work, and young Elizabeth Bennett creams her knickers.
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That scene is getting stranger by the day, skink.
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The comments were very Rolly-esque.
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Fiction.
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My eyes! Ze googles do nothing!
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Thing is it doesn’t just condone sexual violence against women, it celebrates it. The fact that it’s fucking ugly doesn’t make that ok on some conceptual meta-level. Some things just aren’t that funny, sorry.
In my defence (why do I think I have to defend myself?) yes I am bitter, but significantly less dried up than I might sound.
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It’s always better to defend yourself in advance JaneZ.
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Oh yes, have significant experience in the area of defensiveness. But on the other hand my not-quite-hagdom shouldn’t have any bearing on the validity of my opinion.
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Like invading Iraq??
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“Dumb Charm”. I think you were just trying to bring the sisters out of the woodwork LA.
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I knew Bento was away and he couldn’t chirp in with a quick hegemony.
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Looks like it gets mighty lonely out on Shoot’n Reap farm.
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I say not worst!
Some things are just so stupid that they cannot be taken seriously and this is a prime example of that.
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Testify Sister.
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Honestly the whole thing is stupid, the gates open at ten, the “bucking bull” opens at twelve and then the bar opens six hours later?
What sober faced fuckwit bogan cowboy is going to jump on a mechanical bull without a skinfull of overpriced watered down liquor to gird his loins first??
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I assume you’d have to smuggle some Bundy in somehow to cover the first few hours.
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Did someone say Mechanical Bull? Yee Haw.
I wonder if the Inseminators can last 8 seconds?
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Y’know TLA, you should run for office. At least you could count the angst ridden, quasi feminist, funny, burdened, female vote.
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The use of the term ‘quasi feminist’ tells me you have no idea what your’e on about Richarbl.
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What always throws me at around about this point every.single.time I buy in to one of these arguments is the question why it is thought to be particularly feminist to object to something that is basically just degrading and crap. Isn’t the objection coming from a decent, humane perspective – not a particularly female, feminine or feminist one? Once your argument is labelled as feminist you have to argue out of there and it’s much harder.
For the record I have nfi either 1. how anyone with the benefit of an education and access to birth control can not identify as a feminist, or 2. what a quasi feminist is supposed to be.
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JaneZ,
at the risk of laboring the point. The notion of a quasi feminist is inherently nonsense, thus my post above.
I like the comment by Snuff stating this poster does nothing positive for men either.
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Two people searching for “Shazza nude” via gooogle today.
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they probably heard that she ‘could still go tit to tit with a twenty-something’ and were trying to check out just how perky she is.
the sexism from that poster seems to be infectious
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Maybe a change to “Shaggsy”?
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Reasonably.
WARNING : Not quite SFW.
WARNING : Definitely NSFW.
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I knew you were going to do that.
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Always happy to oblige, TLA.
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Twenty-somethings? Whatever.
When shazza can breast, er, best a teenager plucked from the dancefloor of a western suburbs nightclub then I’ll pay attention.
(Gosh, skink – you’re right!)
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That’s hysterical. There must be thousands of nude shazza’s on google.
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from Wiki:
Shazza, born May 29, 1967 in Pruszków is a female Polish pop singer and occasional actress .
“The queen of Disco polo” is best known for her hit songs, including Bierz co chcesz, Noc Róży, and Czego chcesz?.
She’s the bestselling dance / disco polo singer and the only one to be on the Playboy cover.
and quite perky for an old bird.
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Shazza’s hit single Małe pieski dwa is, for my money, her best.
Shazza can dwa my pieski anytime.
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My Shazza album – Tak Blisko Neiba -indeed has Male Pieski Dwa on it – Track one! Also has a stonking version of Abba’s Hasta Manana.
If you want to book her for a concert call 0-22 39 35 05 or fax 0-22 39 36 38, but I guess you already knew that.
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Ahh Slanderer you were in that part of the world at one time no?
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Yeah, for about three years. You need someone to translate some Shazza lyrics?
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I can only feel that a translation would be a disappointment.
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And you’d be right. Shazza’s ouvre consists of repeating trite phrases over a disco beat with a squawky trill that would make Kylie blush. I was surprised to see her contributing to WOP.
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Probably even more surprised to learn she was a quasi-feminist?
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The “wits” are only rattling your cage Shaz , an tryin for Eurovision song contest queasy.
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Keep this up and we’ll be down to a posting of single vertical letters.
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No
rattling
here
Bill.
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Just a lot of gum bashing.
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starting
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That is not necessarily correct Shazza.
The term, quasi, will always have a degree of ambiguity regardless of the context or usage.
Which is why I used it. Obviously I do not know whether you are a dedicated feminist or a feminist whenever it suits the situation and it would be wrong on my behalf to assume anything else.
However I do not feel that I deserve your contemptuous remark.
Having successfully raised two fiercely independent daughters who have come from a long line of strong minded women means that I probably have at least some idea of what I am talking about.
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are you sure you meant quasi-feminist, and not crypto-feminist, pseudo-feminist, or faux-feminist, or anarcho-feminista?
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Give it out but can’t take it hey? Does that make you quasi male?
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It makes him 100% male
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i fail to understand why you would think shazza anything other than a feminist, unless you meant to be patronising.
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Thankyou curious. I would have thought my gravatar was evidence enough of my femmo credentials.
And yes Richarbl was patronising, but I didn’t take it to heart. It’s just good fun baiting people who think you’re “angst ridden and burdened”, when you are actually a Polish Disco Polo singer with a rack to die for.
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Well actually your gravatar doesn’t really show anything more than a vaguely human like figure possibly on a stage. there doesn’t appear to be anything feminist about it, hardly enough information to form an opinion about your personality.
And even if it did imagine the furore if I came to the conclusion that you were a feminist simply on that basis.
My gravatar is a tour poster from a Led Zeppelin tour in 1977, that doesn’t mean that I am Robert Plant.
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Ahhh… because she objectified herself and therefore other females earlier in the discussion…
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Queasy feminist?
Dude, ixnay on the eministfay
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When you’re in a hole, Richarbl, stop digging. It was too much information to begin with, but now you’ve just made it worse.
I had no idea that your original comment was directed toward any individual, but apparently it referred to shazza. Your excuse that although it would have been wrong to have assumed that she was a dedicated feminist, yet right to have assumed that she wasn’t, is patently nonsense.
We’re no more likely to buy that than the cheap “I have the utmost respect for real, dedicated … ists, it’s quasi, whenever it suits the situation, etc, etc … ists that I have a problem with” line.
As FSJ would say, peace, out.
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Didnt I just say ixnay on the eministfay?
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So you did, TLA. My apologies, and please feel welcome to call me Polonius.
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I should have added that to 100 Perth things to do before you die. Make flippant comments on a feminist website. Nothing can beat it.
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Would that constitute challenging the hegemony within the dominant (feminist website) paradigm? Or is it just proto-misogyny? Now that there are (apparently) such things as ‘quasi-feminists’, I’m so confused. If only there was some sort of sanctioned graffiti space to explain it all to me.
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Now I’m hungry for polony, salt and tomato sauce sandwich. Damn you DJ Snuff.
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That is too long.
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The fah?
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Man, you would have needed the soft touch of Bento, “Tough shit your old mother has carked it” to get away with that one.
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I have another Curtin poster for tomorrow. This one an approved one.
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Eerily similar to the cartoon art for Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle album. Can’t find a better version than this at the moment:
There is a longer multi-panel cartoon story on the inside sleeve.
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Hi all, it must be prettty obvious that none of you have actually been to a BnS before….. cos if you had you would know the nature of the event.
If you arent comfortable to step out of the box that conforms your narrow minds you wouldn’t know that the event is all about being able to laugh at yourself and let loose like you cant in the city with all the pretentious f#*>s that obviosly dont know how to enjoy themselves!!!
Yes the advert probably pushes the boundaries and I can see how it would offend some people but hey if you cant have a laugh at that and not take yourself so seriously then I feel sorry for you.
I’m looking forward to the BnS next weekend -being covered in food dye, rum and dust and cutting up in my ute and oh yes feel sorry for me cos I’m a redneck bogan who doesn’t know the finer things in life.
GET OVER YORSELVES and stop talking crap, oh yeah and your alll welcome to come along and see what its all bout because anyone is welcome and anything goes, although I know that wont be you style…..
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excellent
why did it take so long to flush one out?
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Why, skink ? Literacy. Then again, 5 days isn’t too shabby for that effort, considering.
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Ezza I am so glad you came to TWOP. I had only a few days earlier expressed my dismay that no B&S attendees had come to defend this country institution.
You are right that it isn’t my style. Despite the bogan name.
Tell me, how does one get over ones self, exactly?
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the only reason that we all havnt said nething back to u is coz its a waste of our time and effort.
u dnt have to be a snob about it all grow up and get lost.
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tara, it’s a waste of your time and effort to say anything to me, so you came to say that to me?
Your’e a bright girl aren’t you.
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You missed the double negative, shazza. She hasn’t said nothing (nething?), because *that* would be a waste of time. Or something. Ergo, saying *something* is not a waste of time.
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Oh your’e right Bento.
Apologies tara, I missed the genius of your polemic.
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At least she realises it’s a waste of time, even if it doesn’t stop her doing it.
I’m impressed that a one-time commenter has the balls to come here and tell the locals to ‘get lost’.
Back to the original poster though – I saw a nice young lady at Curtin the other day walking around in a T-shirt of the poster, replete with the ‘her eyes glowed as I blew my load’ tagline. Classy.
Can I get a copy of this whole thread on a T-Shirt?
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and where is photo of said lady steve?
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Hi curious, just call me satay. I say nice young lady; she seemed nice until the people in the bookshop told her she’d have to spend at least ten bucks to get cash out, then things turned ugly and I decided it wasn’t the time to take photos. Have you seen any of those shirts around campus?
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just pointing out that ‘tara’ appears to have cut and pasted the URL of her current location into the box where it says ‘Website’. Just saying. She has entered
https://theworstofperth.com/2009/09/08/inseminators-09/
into that box. Where it says ‘Website’.
Just saying.
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she’s now looking at http://www.edhardy.com.au
That Tara she gets about
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Well, it is a website. I think Tara wins on a technicality.
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I don’t really understand what you are talking about, but I’m approving the comments on the assumption they’re not slanderous.
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Erin,
The advert does not push any boundaries, and it doesn’t offend anyone here. It is like my 2-yr-old doing a crap on the living room carpet and pointing proudly at it. It’s banal and ugly.
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(I know this guy must be a troll but I can’t help it)
People who “arent comfortable to step out of the box that conforms (their) narrow minds” is an apt description of the sort of people who go to BnS’s. I’ve been to some.
The behaviour is always the same prescriptive routine you allude to. Men rolling around in the mud together. Latent homosexuality anyone ? Are gays welcome there ?
However it’s not a man thing, there are many women in attendance. All patiently smiling and awaiting the attentions of one these men, whose family owns several thousand acres of real estate, sent them to the finest schools in Perth, where they proudly emerged free from any of the ravages of the finer things in life.
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I’m not sure which B&S’s you have been going to but i can’t say i have seen too many women waiting around for the affections of men at these events. Gone are the days where women wait for men like they are some trophy to be sought. The B&S is about getting together with your mates and having fun. I know i will not win a war of words here but i am comfortable in the tradition and would recommend any one keen for a different experience to check it out. One can not judge what they have not experienced.
Each to their own.
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That is different, but glad you enjoy, each to their own.
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You bumpkins are sending out mixed messages, Ezza. Is everyone welcome, or should we slaughter terrified women and children? The rurotards are no longer content to simply tell beige people to FOWF, and have apparently upped the ante to advocating mass murder.
May I suggest we turn Great Eastern Highway into a cul-de-sac?
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“Three-metre high fence, anybody can jump. If someone jumps that fence, they are going to steal my car, they are going to attack my wife and they are going to race all the way straight to Perth to blend in with their kind,” one resident said.
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Northam already IS a detention centre.
Walk around Fitzgerald Street, everyone is wearing home detention bracelets, downcast eyes and shuffling gait.
Makes a great rurotardia theme park
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yeah
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Northam resident says “NO!” to deciduous trees.
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They came from near and far,
to express a heartfelt opinion,
from the Shamrock,the Fitzgerald to the Avon Bridge,
yea even to the Commercial and the Northam,
they wrestled their demons
to inform the politicians
and then to have another beer.
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I didn’t realise asylum seekers were metrosexuals.
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Where can I buy a Bomb their town T-shirt ?
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You’re allowed to say fucktards without the use of #^*## Ezza. Someone else is feeling sorry for TWOP community? Sorry Ezza, your pity will be wasted. Narrow minds? The Worst of Perth??? The home of the Cuntkini? I think not. The minds here have the widest open spaces in town.
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And, much like town after the shops shut, pretty well empty.
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How can you say that someone is open minded when i can bet money that those who give a negative opinion on something they have never attended are the first to judge? Most people would do some pretty crazy shit to raise money for charity and having a good time making a fool of themselves is all the more reason to have a go. Get off your high horse stop wasting time,get out and do a hard days work for once in your life. everyone is intitled to an opinion but dont diss something just cause it’s not “YOUR THING”.
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Hey trolzilla, what’s the Charity?
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B & S tolzilla, or just plain BS.
Been there, done that, lotsa times.
Your assumptions on the nature of the postings here indicate that either:
a. you haven’t read many of the other threads and postings,
b. are so far up yourself that you have difficulty breathing,
and/or
c. have difficulty comprehending the written word.
You certainly don’t seem to have much of a sense of humour.
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Finally some rurotards. These comments seem to be written by the our nikky crew.
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I hate how they come and run. Never stick around to answer questions.
Off to a 5 year old b’day party now (imagine telling me to get a life!!).
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i think that you have conflated our’dissing’ of poster with the actual event.
we’ll wait another five days while you work out what that means.
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I get the sense people on this forum think they are better than the “country” folk attending these events. It’s true shame that you pay them out.
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*entitled.
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someone throw me a rope , I’ve gotten so far up myself i’m stuck…. no i’m not up myself ,i minimise my breathing to help oxygen thiefs such as yourself survive rolly . No-one is forced to attend and if you’ve given it a fair go then fair enough , you are part of the small minority that would have a valid opinion on the subject.Obviously I have offended a few but hey opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and to say that you have a life and then to sit by the computer waiting for a reply just proves one thing….. YOU DONT.I stumbled onto this site by chance and i thought i would put my 2 cents in but i wont be visiting this site again so i wish you all a good life and good health.seeya.
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No don’t go! What’s the Charity?????
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I guess we’ll just have to struggle on as best we can, trolzilla, with the aid of your not at all disingenuous wishes.
You were right, shaz. As B.T. wondered, these wimps can’t even last 8 seconds.
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Its for the local town shire and it supports the ag schools as well.. oh yeah and aren’t u off to your birthday party…beter let you get back to the finer things in life … peace ppl :)
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Thanks Ezza,
Another quick question since I’m back from the b’day party, and your’e possibly still on line.
Will the farmers be giving us city people back all the drought money we gave you?
After all there has been a lot of rain, and apparently a lot more to come.
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r u trying to wind me up…..you cant even begin to understand the hardship that our farmers go through and how challenging the lifestyle is. Farming is one of the main industries that supports this country and we should be greatfull of the food that is on our tables.
Havent you seen the suicide rates in young farmers over the years as the times have been getting increasingly difficult, they need all the support they can get! Also we are still by no means in the clear for rainfall which is still lower than average for the yearly rate, you know the total sprinkler ban is saying something.
Next time I wouldn’t bother donating in the first place if you are gonna want your money back- kinds defeats the purpose dont you think?
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Yes Ezza I was winding you up.
Us city folk don’t choose whether or not to donate, it’s called taxes. But best of luck to you.
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Young farmers killing themselves?
Do you have a comment, Bento??
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I would love to hear shazza’s thoughts on suicide in rural town effected by drought.
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I suspect she would be pro.
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I’m from the wheatbelt. No amount of taxes, more rain or less rain will lessen the amount of rural whingeing.
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or Pork Barreling.
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We were taught in Shackleton primary school, what to say if any slick city bong salesmen blew into town.
Good rain doesn’t mean god crops, it means low prices.
Low rain doesn’t mean high prices, it means poor crops.
Superphosphate subsidy is not a subsidy it’s food in city gobs.
&cetera
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I presume etcetera included telling them they should be greatfull, TLA.
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Obviously the artist was trying to create controversy just like using an inflammatory term like, I dunno….quasi perhaps?
But hey nothing like a bit of good natured debate eh Shazza.
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Still digging, Richarbl ? That excuse is lamer than your last one.
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Well actually Snuff I wasn’t asking you for a comment on my alleged excuse, lame or otherwise.
It is my understanding that there is only one moderator on this site. If I wish to keep digging and attracting further comments then that is my decision.
This time my comment was directed towards a particular individual and that person didn’t feel the need to reply so I don’t see why you would need to carry the baton.
Besides, as a contributor to this site it is a minor responsibility to keep the discussion open and the numbers appear to be ticking along well for a such a crap cartoon.
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It’s on the house, Richarbl, and whom else’s decision did I suggest it was ? I’m not responsible for what you don’t see, but like yourself, I’m happy to keep the discussion open.
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Richarbl,
if only it had remained good humoured. However you will note the recent proliferation of less than good humoured comments. I am too long in the tooth to play the baiting game and so choose to disengage once the nasty pasties come out to play.
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There are gererally very very few nasty comments in the 21 000 so far. Surprisingly few.
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Yes LA which is why they stand out like the proverbial dogs balls when they appear.
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left column, second down
https://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/07/8-arses-of-wa-sculpture/
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Yes just like those ones.
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As for condoning violence against women…
The caption is about as violence-condoning as “I could murder a hamburger right now” or “knock the top off a few beers” or “I’d hit it” or “wanna get hammered tonight?” or “demolishing a bottle of Beam”.
And the gun is – wait for it – A METAPHOR!
Funny? No. Well, it didn’t tickle my funny bone. Objectifying women? Yes, and in a puerile way. Condoning violence against women? Hysterical feminist claptrap.
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That’s the sprit. That’s the kind of talk that will get this to 200 comments.
September is on track for the biggest month ever. Should make 55 000 impressions.
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that’s all we need – a group of quasi-feminists having a heavy month
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or even a quasi-heavy month.
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Fat chance, TLA. Hysteria is easily cured these days.
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Pelvic douches were dismissed as quackery years ago. It’s all about the Kadir-Buxton Method, these days.
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Except the academic lesbian lemonade douche Bento.
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I tried it for myself, Bento, and he was right. They were still mentally ill, lying prone on the floor, and they’d dropped the rose.
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Local shires & ag schools are charities? Things do work differently in the country.
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I was thinking the same thing PL. I wonder what the Royal Flying Doctor Service would say?
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well obviously they are charities – it’s not like our tax dollars should go to support such socialist ventures!
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And they’ve made it to page 3 of Teh Worst. It’s being spun as a last hurrah for Muresk as the powers that be consider it’s future.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/6073288/b-s-ball-may-be-the-last-waltz-for-muresk/
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Yes Frank saw that, and that they are perisiting with the proceeds go to charity line.
I rarely read the paper these days but splurged this morning on a copy. Was also bemused to note IC undertaking some TWOP quasi plagiarism with their ‘send us the worst number plate’ competition.
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“… Send us your best – meaning, of course, the worst, most boganish – personalised numberplates… ” … Geddit? Geddit?
LA I think you need to provide more guidnce in this vein for newcomers so they know it’s about “It’s so bad it’s good!” ho ho ho!
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Shallow Spice has also done a similar riff in tWAToday with stuff you’d like to see banned, including personalised licence plates:
http://blogs.watoday.com.au/peptalk/2009/09/wa_the_banning.html?page=fullpage#comments
seems to have worked for her – with 16 posts it’s teh biggest response she’s had all year
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Pfft. When they start featuring cuntkinis, it will be time for TLA to worry.
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Spaking of cuntkini, can you see this greeting card? I’m gearing up to sell some ‘kiniware.
http://www.redbubble.com/products/configure/13066555
Cards, tshirts and calendars
http://www.redbubble.com/people/thelazyaussie
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Can we get our handles printed on the back, like the leavers shirts for bogan high schools?
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At the moment no, but I can do custom ones with your name added.
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Already ordered a shirt TLA.
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it says “lazyaussie is a comedian, artist and photographer.”
I like that.
I shall now style myself:
“skink is a philosopher, piss-artist and cosmonaut.”
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Which of those are you objecting to? I added but then deleted Grandmaster Flange.
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I am not objecting to any
you should indeed put Grandmaster Flange.
is Flange like chess? do you have to beat another Grandmaster before you can earn the title?
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You have to practice for up to 8 hours a day.
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I am a member of a BnS commitee and I tell ya I ain’t from no bloody yuppy ag school … I know the hardships of life and I live the darn things every bloody day … So ya can stick ya comments about us all being ag college yuppies up ya rear ends …
Also ya comment about the drought money, yes ok some people that didn’t need it took it … but i challenge you all to come and live a full year in the country on a large property with no feed for your stock, very limited water supply and a family relationship that is failing due to finances … You work out just how much water a crop needs to thrive or a cow can drink in a day and then times that by the amount planted, and the 365 days in a year … Yeah wake up and smell the roses people, it takes alot of water to raise just one cow … So you turn that into 25, 000 cows and there is fucking more than you can imagine … So watch ya bloody traps …
Also feel free to dig at me cause I am happy to represent the rural and agricultural aspect of Australia and I will fight for the little people … Alone we are a weak force, but together we are united …
At least country people know how to live life, enjoy the moment and have time for our families … Not rush to work every morning, come home late, force the kids into day care, and only go on expensive holidays to place where you will only spend all day on the phone or internet …
Also anyone wishing to discuss this further with me go ahead:
midgey03@hotmail.com
I welcome what anyone in here can throw at me and I will show you the logic in it … Not everyone can understand the country life without living it …
Also BnS’s are about supporting the local communities … Without BnS’s alot of Australian towns would have long gone to ghost towns …
Feel free to ask any questions :)
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Wow.
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I’ve lived the country life. Born in the wheatbelt and I can say that country people are generally idiots who like whingeing more than every other activity. And correction, it takes 3 million litres of water to make one litre of bull semen. And I speak from bitter experience.
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Got some great mates who are hayseeds, a number of them Muresk graduates. I can’t believe some of the anti farmer “whinging lying bastards, the lot of them” comments they come up with. So much so, I thought they were taking the piss.
Is the OBH still a country pub? Always liked the crowd there, plus I went to a boarding school. Been surrounded by hayseeds all my life.
My only complaint is that too many of them [not all] go out of their way to tell me how the “city sucks”. Even as adults… I’ll get bailed up at a party by some drunk cockey telling me how much he hates living here.
a) Well fuck off back home then.
b) Issues? Feeling a bit inadequate, eh?
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I have a question.
How is that “country people know how to love life, and enjoy the moment, and have time for our families”, while simultaneously moaning about how hard ‘life on the land’ is, and how family relationships are failing?
Buddy, beef is on the way out, buy yourself some lambs, plant some fuckin trees and stop your whining.
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I’d say life on the land is a bittersweet existence. You work hard at a demanding job but you also get to experience the beauty of the land, the true feeling of a close knit community and i think best of all… you develop some very strong mates through the most trying of times. I love the lifestyle and wouldn’t want to live any other life, even if it does mean hearing some rather offensive comments on this forum.
I think some of you should be very ashamed of your ignorance and name calling.
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I may be a metrocentric twat (TM), but I’ve known a few rubes in my time (among other things, I lived in Manning, which is a little slice of the wheatbelt right here in Perth). I assume by ‘close knit community’ you mean ‘bunch of small-minded gossips whose second-favourite pastime is discussing their neighbour’s private business’.
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I think it might be better if i don’t respond to this because you are quite obviously not very open minded on this issue. Mind your own business maybe?
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Yes, Treasure, it was better that you didn’t respond. Oh, wait …
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haha well done but you know what i mean.
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Then I won’t respond either.
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Neither ashamed or ignorant Treasure.
The ignorance stems from those who assume we who choose to live in cities, no nothing of country life. That is bullshit – pun intended.
Country folk do not have the monopoly on hard work, close knit communities, appreciation of beauty or friendship. But you sure as hell take the cake when it comes to complaining.
This is why I choose to not live in the country, can’t stand the parochial carping.
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I agree Shazza… those are all things that can be found anywhere in Australia. We are very lucky in that respect.
I also believe that this “complaining” that many of the respondents on this forum seem to attribute solely to country folk is also present in the city.
What i find amusing here is most of the posts in this forum appear to be having a massive whinge/ complain about country folk. Double standards much? I know you’ll never admit it but hey…. you know it’s true! =)
A little more compassion and understanding is needed on this issue in my opinion.
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i think you mistake the statement of fact for whingeing.
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haha righto… good luck with your facts. I think will gracefully bow out now before i pick up some bad habits.
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Logic doesn’t seem to be a strong point for ag college yuppies crying for help, shaz. Why would anyone need to have the logic of what they’ve just thrown at somebody shown to them ?
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ah the whingeing. usually followed by tales of life at boarding school, and the last trip overseas.
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Have a couple of t shirts planned. “I bagged a bumpkin at the B&S.” and “I got my tractor pulled at The B&S”
any takers?
Also, “I fought The Chong And The Chong Won.” Skink? anyone?
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I prefer ‘Don’t bogart the Chong’, personally.
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I actually didn’t know what ‘don’t bogart the Chong’ meant.
I assumed it meant ‘don’t keep crapping on about her’, but according to the urban dictionary it means ‘don’t keep her all to yourself’
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogart
who the hell would want Chong all to themselves?
as for ‘ I fought the Chong, and the Chong won’, I would like to point out that I won: me, me ME!
driven from tWAToday, sacked by Merry’s, and any hope of a career in politics or on the bench torpedoed.
as DFOC so eloquently put it: ‘crushed her like a bug.’
I did notice that she was on that list lame of the Top Ten A-listers in The West on the weekend, but if you read the article it was actually the PR list of self publicists who could be relied on to show up for anything.
The real WA A-list of talented interesting people : Kerry Stokes, Justin Langer, Fiona Wood, Luke Longley and Anna Gare, Ben Elton, Melanie Greensmith, Hank Marvin, Tim Winton, The Waifs, Rove etc. wouldn’t show up to any party that Chong and Basil Zempilas were invited to.
I was trying to move on from this, but just when I think I have got out, you drag me back in
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actually, could I get a T-shirt with Chongs head being stamped on by a big Monty Python foot with the words ‘crushed her like a bug’ ?
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Yep, put me down for a ‘Don’t bogart the Chong’.
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I think Teh Cookster has to wear a bogart T.
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Weighing in like we all are:
I grew up in the country and can confirm B & S balls are indeed for redneck retards. And have only become more rednecky and retarded as the years have gone by. They used to be just about the rooting… Dash for cash, wet t-shirts & burnouts for charity? What’s next? Wife swapping for world peace? Bash a gay: help stop global warming?
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Look I am not here to cause arguements, I am here to represent the other side of the fence …
You can call me what you like, I DO NOT CARE …
I am not here to whinge at all so each to their own if you think I am … I am merely here to present an even case and allow both sides of the story to be told …
Also shazza your absolutely right, the beef industry is dying, but unless people like me fight to keep it alive then where is the beef that you eat every night going to come from … If the beef industry in Australia dies, then up go the meat prices … Like come on use your common sense a little please …
I understand that alot of you hate being complained to about the city, but ever think it is because you call us bumpkins, and losers, and all the other shit kicker names you have been slinging … You dish it out but when you recieve it back you can’t take it … I do agree though that SOME and NOT ALL country folk do get on the case of city people a little too much …
I am currently in the throws of organising a few groups and a BnS to try and over come that barrier …
NOT ALL COUNTRY PEOPLE ARE THE SAME SO STOP BEING SO STEREOTYPICAL AND JUDGEMENTAL !!!
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OutbackJazzie, It’s great to hear someone in support of what i feel is a great tradition. I too feel the opinions in the forum are very one sided and stereotypical but i think what we have to understand is … these comments come from people who don’t want to understand what we have to say. They are interested in their own view points and sadly, no good and constructive comments will come out of this.
Long live the B&S tradition i say! If i am to be classed as a redneck (which i can assure you is so far from the truth) then so be it. I will wear what ever badge people wish to give me but the reality is, we wont meet them, they don’t matter… they are just talk.
If people have genuine interest of questions we welcome them but i’d just ignore the name calling… it is their weakness… not yours.
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i don’t eat beef, nor do i want to.
shazza lives in freo, beef is banned there.
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OutbackJazzie, I appreciate your attempt to be a voice of reason. Yet your claim I eat beef every night is misguided. For environmental reasons I rarely eat beef. I choose lamb, chicken and fish.
Part of the problem for farmers is their insistence on continuing outdated, unsustainable, and environmentally degrading agricultural practices. Yet continually bleating (pun intended again) about how hard it is on the land, and how city people should fund their fuck ups, whilst simultaneously going on about what a bunch of wankers city dwellers are.
Then on top of that we city slickers have to be subjected to the type of poster that started all this.
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I can understand your view here … However us country people just try to get help from the city people not for our own fuck ups, but for the GOVERNMENTS … Don’t blame us for what they are ruining … We just do what we know, and be as good at it as we can …
We get up every day and do our job the best we can … Same as what you do …
Yes some people do whinge about how hard it is on the land but NOT ALL country people do … Again you are being very stereotypical …
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poor city folk :'(
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What happens to those animals on the ships to the Middle East is bad.
But what happened to my family…
Come on you metrosexual TWOPers: is it only me trying to keep this meme alive??
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I’m starting to see links to quality leather.
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as in merry’s sofas?
sans chong…
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Google 9/11 Merry’s. You can clearly see that Patti used to be in the ads, but now… vanished. Explain that, George Bush.
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Paracleet thankyou for bringing up this major issue … A website I am joined to called Country BnS are strongly fighting this … The biggest problem is that too many people have the wrong idea of what a BnS is really about due to bad media coverage … It isn’t about the rooting and all that stuff that it is shown to be about …
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Is it about smashing bunnies?
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It’s pretty amusing how wrong people’s perceptions of a B&S are. My favorite is by far the apparent root fest that we all partake in hahahaha. Damn rednecks all out there skrewing each other in the bush! hahahaha
Some of my most memorable times have been at balls i have attended (no sexual puns intended :P ) and i am not nor ever would be ashamed to admit it!
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Of course: it’s the media’s fault. Those damn city pencil-suckers!
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I would have assumed it was rural, remote and city media!
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This whole conversation is almost touching. B&S’ers. Dudes. You seem to be missing the point of the worst of perth here. Earnestly telling us it’s not just about the rooting is not the way to go.
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I believe the topic at issue was the flier and elements of inappropriateness. I think because other people have commented on the B&S and on country people in general… that we have gone very much off topic.
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Ok I understand you view here … But answer me this … Why isn’t a BnS the way to go? … I can tell you I would rather my kids go to a BnS, where there are police that monitor the entire event, no drugs, security to help prevent fights, ID checking to ensure no under-age people, and an overall safe environment compared to some wild party of some kid they barely know where they can drink underage and access drugs …
I am just asking for the reason why a BnS isn’t the way to go? … What is wrong with two single over 18yr old people enjoying each others company? … Are you not judging what single people do in their private lives here?
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Originally 200 or so comments ago, I’m sure I said I liked the poster.
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I appreciate that you like the poster … But we are not in reference to the poster … The question was in regards to your last post ‘Earnestly telling us it’s not just about the rooting is not the way to go.’ in reference to BnS balls … So please answer my question of why a BnS is not the way to go?
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You’ve misunderstood again. I think I can safely say we here at TWOP are firmly (pun intended) pro-rooting. Most of us are also pro-drugs and pro-alcohol.
I do love the way you paint a picture, though. ‘When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, sometimes they will get in the back of a ute while their mates clap and cheer, or have a knee-trembler against the barn’. Poetry.
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OMG I love the way you so wrongly misinterprut what was said … A BnS is nothing like that … Yes ok there are the odd group of fuckwits that ruin it for the rest of us by giving that image, but I assure you that is certainly not what a BnS is like … This is the issue we are currently trying to resolve … Also no children are allowed at BnS’s so children are not subjected to this at all, same as they are not subjected to parents that have affairs, sex parties or even enjoy the odd threesome.
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What’s the outback’s view of Patti Chong? Outback Patt good or bad?
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just another shopping opportunity for patty i think.
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Who or what is Patti Chong … Apologise on this matter but where I live I don’t get the news or that as the TV only gets two channels … Yep I know you lot will dig shit over that too.
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Finally a good reason for not living in the country.
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LOL yes but those of us that live out here rarely watch TV anyway … We are all newpaper readers … Sit down over lunch and read the newspaper before getting back out to work … But each to their own there … Some people like a life with TV others prefer a life with the great outdoors … That is not something to judge people on at all …
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I am worried that it takes you the whole of lunchtime to read the paper.
I can read the entire content of The West in the time it takes to have a shit
or do you get the New York Times delivered?
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Nope the good old Weekly Times … as well as normally two or three local area papers :)
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WTF is the Weekly Times? I assume it has a 28 page ‘Weather’ liftout.
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I can just imagine mouthing the words while reading them – and of course the “Country Edition” features stuff not in the Metro edition.
Now wonder Limpwrist was a rightwing nutjob – he was aiming his paper not from “Betty from Balga, but “Colin from Corrigin” :-)
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And that’s just the comics, skink. Fortunately, we don’t have that newfangled interwebbytube out here either, or we’d never get all our hard work done.
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LOL bag the lifestyle all you want … But please explain how you can make judgement on something you so dearly know absolutely nothing about … It just doesnt make sense … Also just because we are from the country doesn’t mean we are ill educated … I could go into a whole spiel of country vs city but that is not why I am here … I am here to represent the other side … Nice of you to show you are defensive against a well proven point though.
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I’m here to represent the other side with you. Come on you know nothing city slickers … please explain. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to my hard work.
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‘dearly know?’
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ill educated?
greatfull
barrell
misinterprut
QED
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ill educated?
greatfull?
misinterprut?
barrell?
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could that mean ur highly bound up?
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actually, i think it’s an argument in favour of living in the country.
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I think that’s what he meant, but got tangled up with the negatives.
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I remember eating in an Australian Outback Steak House in London (not out of choice) and watching a delivery man carrying cartons of beef into the kitchen clearly marked ‘Produce of Argentina.’ (in Spanish)
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<<<<< Points to the IN LONDON bit of this comment … That's the british mate … We are a fair bit different in our geographical location so care to come back here and join us in the Land down under … We are talking about AUSTRALIA not ENGLAND!
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it answers your question ‘where would we get our beef’
the answer being ‘Fray Bentos’
the could also teach the Aussies a thing or two about cutting and barbecuing beef.
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So it continues with the shit digging … This time directed at the entire Australian nation … Stating that no Aussie knows how to grill or cut meat … Well now we are getting somewhere … Can I take a guess that your possibly not from Australian origins?
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I’m still laughing from Fray Bentos. Haven’t opened a nice tin of pie for many a year.
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oh, it’s too easy
if you want to challenge Aussie manhood, mention cricket or cooking meat outdoors.
listen very carefully, I shall say this only once:
only turn meat once.
Holden are shit, too.
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I only turn meat once, having grown up with shearer’s cooks and station cook’s in the kitchen I do know a thing or two … Also not all Aussies support holden.
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True. Bogans drive Holdens AND Fords these days.
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…or whatever uses the most petrol.
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This thread, TLA, is fantastic.
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Meanwhile here is some B & S “Music”
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Love it!
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Yea it just sad that too much pop and hip hop music has over taken our BnS scenes :(
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And for the Spinsters in the Crowd :-)
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LOL mate we only wish they played that at BnS’s … We are getting complained to because they aren’t playing enough Country music … So unless your putting up some hip hop style music you have sadly missed the mark.
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Well what do you expect when Triple J is now broadcast beyond the big smoke :-)
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A radio station that actually caters for the geographically isolated people would be nice … Not a tower that allows the local shire to play a playlist.
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Can someone also please explain to me how a BnS Ball held approximately 100km from Perth is able to be classed as part of ‘The Worst Of Perth’?
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You could ask the same thing about Japanese knock shops from Saturday.
But the poster was put up here in Perth, trying to lure poor metrocentrics into nude burnout activity.
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Ok well thankyou for clarifying … But may I now ask why did you need to turn a thread about a poster into a thread about stereotypying of country folk and BnS’s?
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Thought you weren’t offended?
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It’s the stoopid poster. Scroll up, way up.
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Yee Haw. Let’s settle this with 6 guns at the OK corral.
I ain’t no quasi-Texan for nuthin.
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OMG I see why people think so little of us country folk with people like this about *bows head in shame* … Yep some bad eggs really do ruin the barrell.
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OutbackJazzie,
Go on admit it. Coming on to this website today is the best fun youv’e had all year.
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Surely that’s an intentionally mixed metaphor?
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Settle down, B.T. Those know nothing city slickers will keep stereotyping us if you say stuff like that. Remember, one bad apple is always greener until it’s hatched.
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Snuff I doubt B.T. is a REAL country person … The attitude should easily portray that.
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Yeah, missy, I’s aboout the baddest egg y’ll ever gonna meet.
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No shazza the most fun I had all year was Monkerai BnS 2009 … Today has just been a real annoyance as your such a misunderstanding lot.
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But you missed the fun of the 2008 one :-)
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This be due to the fact that I was UNDER AGE … And due to police coverage of the event I wouldn’t have been allowed in … Der common sense please.
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Under age? oh crap. no sport in that.
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Ignorance is spoiled by counting grass chickens on the other side of the fence.
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Monkers was pretty awesome hey? :-)
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Jazzie (if I may)
I had hoped you were continuing to post as you were coming to the realisation that most of us on Worst of Perth are a bunch of smart arse types who love nothing more than a good laugh. Often at the expense of each other, and also at those who take what we say a little too seriously.
We probably don’t misunderstand as much as you think, it just seems you might be missing the tongue in cheek humour.
I admire your tenacity anyway.
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You try being called a redneck or a bogan- i don’t really see the funny side.
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Who called you a redneck or bogan Treasure?
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ummm… I believe quite a number of the posts above insinuated that anyone who lives or likes the country lifestyle, chooses to part-take in BnS’s etc etc……. is redneck, bogan, idiot….. I’m surprised that the bloodthirsty and cruelty of rodeos hasn’t been raised in the conversation yet
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Insinuated yes, called directly no. None of the country dwellers have been called anything worse than the city dwellers. Wev’e been called narrow minded, ignorant blah bah blah. Os should that be baa baa baa.
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Wait, I did call country people “generally idiots” I think. But my wheatbelt birth allows me to do that.
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Quote: I grew up in the country and can confirm B & S balls are indeed for redneck retards.
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Quote: What sober faced fuckwit bogan cowboy is going to jump on a mechanical bull without a skinfull of overpriced watered down liquor to gird his loins first??
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It hasn’t, cols84 ?
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I just brought it up didn’t I? oh well, if someone wants to start that argument go right ahead… I’ll just turn my computer off and ignore it :-)
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Straight over the zinc pyridinethiol.
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does it make you feel special to use such big words???
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snuff, i say keep up your big words. i find them quite inspiring and enjoy discovering WTF they mean. :)
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actually, I am interested… what does it mean?
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Apologies Shazza… i was not personally called a Redneck or a Bogan.
However, there are posts above which call people attending these events and “country” folk – rednecks and bogans. These comments may not be seen as tounge in cheek humour.
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Treasure any comment on this blog should be considered tongue in cheek. If I didn’t do this I would cry myself to sleep some nights.
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Yeah i see your point there – I’m not going to lose sleep over it but i can imagine others might =)
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Ok, here is some footage from last year’s event:-)
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And they say Country Folk don’t watch TV :-)
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Of course: it�e9;s the media&s fault. Those damn city pebcil-suckers!;
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well well well, that was certainly entertaining reading!!!
I paticularly love how the discussion went from sexist and degrading and what-not about women to completely bagging out the farmers who slog their guts out producing for the country just so the deadshits that rule the produce market can import from overseas coz it ends up cheaper.
As Jazzie said, don’t blame the farmers for the fuckwits who are our government that make some seriously stupid decisions daily. – i.e. water restrictions, hey we got 5 days of rain and increased the water catchments a bit, so lets cut the restrictions, water like hell and then we’ll restrict you all over again coz the dams are back down to 5% again.
And whats with knocking the country lifestyle and the choice of going to a BnS over a night club or a rave?
Yeah, I’m country/redneck/idiot – take your pick or make up your own – but for fucks sake, grow the hell up and get on with your lives… ITS JUST A FRIGGING POSTER!!!!
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Anyone read about that poor tourist bastard wot got murdered by the Khmer Rogue in the late 1970s? He said Muresk was a terrorist training camp.
I went to the Quairading B+S many years ago and I thought it was great. But I thought many things were great back then. If only the today me could meet the many years ago me…
Three lasting memories:
1. Chrissie Amphlet [Divinyls] was just awesome live. Not my favourite band by a long shot but boy, that bird had something. “Work the crowd” was an understatement.
2. Girls pissing everywhere. The filthy harlots couldn’t wait in a queue for 2 hours to piss in a portaloo?
3. Beer jugs flying. Full beer jugs. If you took a photo towards the end of the night I reckon there would be a minimum of three gigantic plumes of beer and/or jugs flying in the background. It was truly something to behold. The waste must have been staggering.
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Ahh, Quairading. getting closer to me roots, Shackleton, home of the smallest bank and the smallest burnout pit for all I know.
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The beer jugs were plastic.
Sawn-off 2 litre milk cartons to be precise. So ya weren’t exactly worried about being BRAINED the whole time!
And ya gave up being worried about being beer soaked at around 9pm.
Some girls [I’m guessing city girls] wore expensive dresses, and they were magnets for 5 dickheads to each unload a full jug on their heads. Some of them were bawling their eyes out and – all jokes aside just for a change – I felt really sorry for them.
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Yep but with the new laws that have been set in place by the GOVERNMENT all this sort of thing is dying out fast … I can tell you know that Inseminators had some struggles to get this BnS to stay going this year … I think you all need to just get the bee out of your bonnet … We host BnS’s to support our local communities … At least we do what we can to help the economy … Out here we just do what we can to help each other get by … Alot of the communities with BnS’s didn’t take the drought money as they were well enough supported …
God next you will be whinging about the bush fire and flood victims for the hand-outs that the government gave them … Or maybe you will start on the Aboriginal folk for something.
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was the government responsible for salination?
and may I be the first to whinge about the bush fire victims – at least the people who live in the bush who refuse to burn off their leaf litter, cut adequate fire breaks, or wear shoes in establishments that serve food.
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And who usually vote Greens and whinge about prescribed burning.
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And before you cry foul, I do have some knowledge about Bushfires as my Brother In Law is responsible for the entire Southwest region of the state and is currently drafting legislation as recommended by the Victorian Royal Commission and is even babysitting Rob Johnson about what to say in Parliament.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/17/2689359.htm?site=news
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Bwendan Gwills has a LOT to answer for if today’s postings have anything to go by :-(
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Those know nothing city slickers and their spoilsport governments probably just don’t realise that “smash a bunny” is slang out here for “unload a full jug on the heads of city girls in expensive dresses”. The best part is when they bawl their eyes out. Hilarious !
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Most of you probably have the idea you do of BnS’s because you have no idea of all the rules and regulations involved … I just find it amusing that these people bag cows, well lets weigh this up:
Cows produce:
-Leather.
-Milk.
-Beef.
-Manure.
-Dog Food.
-Ice-cream.
-Butter.
-Cream.
-Cheese.
+ many more.
Yea we really want to get rid of the cattle from Australia … Clap clap people your fucking your economy right up the ass ain’t you … I will remember this day when you are all sitting there in a few years bitching that produce is so high etc.
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Now now Jazzie don’t go getting all uppity. We all know you can get all those things (except beef) from other critters.
Milk – goats
Manure – sheep
Dog food – horses
BUtter, Cream, Cheese (see Milk)
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You forgot
Dog food – Pensioners
Or have I got the wrong end of the stick on that one?
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you can certainly turn pensioners into dog food, I think you mean that pensioners EAT dog food. Except they can only afford the cheap stuff, which is made from homeless people
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Wait, so what do they feed the homeless people? Illegal immigrants? Single mothers? Paedos?
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… and bullshit.
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Actually, the cream from Goats & Sheep milk doesn’t separate naturally so its not really practical (although possible with goats milk I believe, but a pain the inseminators)
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Goats milk is disgusting to drink … But please note if the Cattle industry dies then so do the rest so you have high hopes there dear.
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Wait… What? Won’t somebody PLEASE think of my lattes? Where will I get my latte juice from???
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You can get powdered lattes made from possum scrotums. Sourced from kalamunda.
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As you are well aware, I am of the Beaufort Street Arrondissement, and do not consume anything powdered.
Except cocaine of course, which as every farmer knows, is all we do here in the Smoke.
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I find that you get a more satisfying froth from Bilby jism
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Fucking up the arse isn’t all bad, you know.
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did anyone say it was?
what exaxtly was that comment in response to?
a prize for the best non sequitur of the day
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Follow the line up about 12 comments.
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You B&S guys sound like the types to buy MY inappropriate artworks. AND you can make fun of Perth at the same time!
https://theworstofperth.com/2009/09/20/bad-graffiti-masterpieces/
https://theworstofperth.com/2009/09/18/sellarbration-of-worst/
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You lot crack me up!!! you certainly know how to stir up a hornets nest that for sure!!! (even managed to make me bite – seeing as I was already in a bad mood and looking for a fight)
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cols84,
I was in a cranky mood too after a bad night, but this thread has put a smile on my face. I hope it’s done the same for you. While you are here, for an even bigger laugh check out the shirts for sale in the right hand column if you scroll back up towards the top. I reckon some of you country boys would enjoy them.
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yeah, definately made me crack a smile, I know for a fact that a lot of the blokes i know would definately wear them (FYI, Jazzie & I are both girls) :-) however, you also would be suprised at the fun that can be had at a BnS – yeah there’s the ute revving, beer-swilling, country music (and a fairly large amount of pop, rock etc) rough housing.
A lot of my city mates look @ the photos when my mates & I come back from the BnS’s and go you lot musta had an absolute ball!!! It is great fun and, not everyone’s scene – you couldn’t pay me to go to a rave or a night club, yet the people that go to them enjoy it.
Everyone’s tastes & choices are different.. If they weren’t the world would be so bloody boring (and this place wouldn’t exist)
and in all that rambling i lost my train of thought….
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Apologies for the gender gaff. That explains why you both managed to go longer than the boys.
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under age girls! And TLA is trying to sell them his graffiti materpiece T-shirts!
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Kiddie sizes are available. Where’s the beef?
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Excuse me but I am not underage and I would require about a size 18 in ladies just to accomodate the cursed bloody chest I have.
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In that case let me recommend the rack friendly L, XL, or XXXL size tees.
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I just received a letter from Brendon Grylls. His letterhead has wheat on it. I’m serious. The letter is not on this topic though.
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Just a suggestion for all those bitching and complaining… If you dont like it then fair enough, but for a hell of a lot of people a B&S is a bloody good time. Its not all about rooting a random bloke and forgetting it the next morning.
So if you havent been to one then you probably dont have the right to comment.
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BAJ
Prior to meeting my now hubby, “..rooting a random bloke and forgetting it the next morning” was my idea of a good night out.
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What do you people have against rooting, BAJ ?
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Exactly. If the thing wasn’t aout rooting, then what the hell is the point of it?
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shazza, snuff and the lazy aussie…. thanks for re-assuring all of us that you can be labelled “WORST OF PERTH”…. every day i hear people whinging about BnS balls…. have you even been to one?and do you know how much money is raised that goes towards charities, such as what the inseminators do? one day when your admitted to hospital for cancer and r lucky enough to recieve the cure, just think how the cancer council got some of its fundraising, and where some of it came from!
thanks for all the stereotypic views and proving you’ve got nothing better to do with your lives than argue and be politically correct…. what is this world coming to? unfortunately, we are leading to survival of the dumbest who are scared of working out of a 2x2metre office and getting dirty and not having fun!
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People, these are our taxes who are supposedly “educating” these people – no wonder the Education System is fucked when you get halfwits like this posting with abosultely no concept on this website.
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You’re most welcome, PEH. In answer to your questions, yes, and yes. As someone who works in a small farming community, you have my condolences on the office thing. You are however right about one thing, surprisingly. I am scared of not having fun.
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Me, politically correct? Didn’t you see the comments about my tits PEH? And how much I liked rooting around in my hey day? And how I don’t think very highly of god?
Scared of getting dirty? I know all about getting up at 5am, and shovelling horse shit. Having been a strapper in my younger days.
Don’t take my older, wiser, more educated views as a sign I don’t know how to get down and dirty. To quote Elton John, I bet I could snort you under the table.
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You don’t have to be a strapper to know about getting up at 5am and shovelling shit. You just have to be a mother.
Back to the original point, I still don’t like the ugly offensive poster, just like I don’t like the ads for the bikie night club. Might be a great night out just like a b&s but I’m allowed to not like the poster.
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frank- unfortunately the farmers unwillingly have to provide food to such fukwits like you…. the people who result in the dumbing of our nation…. and do you realise how much of the economy agriculture composes of? i dont think you would be around without farmers!
shazza, my motives of mentioning of ‘getting dirty’ and politically correct werent neccessarily aimed to you, but the wider community who have posted shit about how wrong the poster is…. after all it is known as the “INSEMINATORS BALL”.unfortunately peoples own opinions have been locked up in this crazy rant and untrue stereotypes of people who live in the country have occured. i personally know the lady who drew the picture and you couldnt have found a nicer lady out there.
and shazza, how is being a strapper anything related to agriculture? the only thing we both got in common is selling meat to butchers, or horses to the knackery in your case! and obviously you have done a lil too much snorting and need something better do in your life than sit on a computer all day posting crazy replies!
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Umm, my family ARE involved in viticultre and work from dawn till dusk even at the age of 83, have NO holidays whatsoever and you have the HIDE to call me a fuckwit. Oh and they even did that in Italy before migrating here as well.
Typical clueless CUNTRy bumpkin.
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It started off as a joke, but the country crowd here with a couple of exceptions seem to be retards. And we thought Jesper had an irony problem with english as a second language.
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how is fundraising for charities a joke the lazy aussie? you just prove my theory of a dumbing nation with lazy people recieving benefits from centrelink! HEY FRANKIE, THIS IS WHERE ALL YOUR TAX IS GOING!!!!!!
and frankie mate, seems like u can give it but cant take it mate!! keep off ya cheap wine…. it makes you violent!
&
just because your parents worked for a living doesnt mean you can stake any claim on being related to the country!
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Ahh, A One Nation Voter I see.
And I’ll bet your parents are like this :-)
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nah not a one nation…. liberal mate….
and of course, who could forget the crazy italians…. nothing better to do than press olive oil for the rest of their lives!
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and what do you think of the perth trains?
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At least we have trains, unlike the country where the Libs sold them off :-)
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Ahh, one of Colin’s Cunts :-)
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always better than good old geoffry gallop and carpenter….
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Who built that wonderful Perth to Bunbury Highway :-)
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I thought you were automatically killed when you dissed a Calabrese? Frank maybe they can display the testicles on the vineyard gate?
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It’s a waste of time – he hasn’t got any :-)
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When the Calabreses start their murderous rampage Frank. Make sure they know that no-one has been more supportive of their flagon filling activities than me. No-one.
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wow…. he built one road, yet its still taken how long?
and how much of a success was bulldog mcTeirnen for the DPI!?
and for all this italian shit, we live in australia, land of freedom, and if ya dnt agree with the pic just shut the fuck up and put up with it! so sad when people like you (the lazy australian & frank) whinge and cant accept other peoples opinions on a fairly biased website!
im off now and not coming back, so the lazy boy, get off centrelink and find a real job! and frank go back to being the gay guy in the train back in europe! HAVE A GREAT ONE!
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My work is done :-)
TWOP 5,000,000
Trolls a BIG FAT CUNT ZERO :-)
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The agricultural sector is in fact the largest recipient of government funds, so the Centrelink jibe is perhaps a little ill-considered.
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FYI information bento, yes the agriculture sector recieves the majority of funds, but unfortunately farmers dont recieve much of it as it is used for research by governemental research departments such as the ag department and CSIRO …. so that ill-informed cunts like you can still eat!
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Ah yes, people posting comments on the inter-web telling other people posting comments to “get a life”. Such a brilliant and original put down. Wish I’d thought of that.
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I do love that ‘we give you your food’ line
if you cut off the food to us, we’ll cut off the electricity to you. And the TV and the newspapers and the subsidies and the tax breaks. We’ll stop forcing teachers, doctors and coppers to spend two years of their lives in the bush looking after you.
you can sit in the dark with only your banjo for entertainment.
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What a stereotypical load of crap! its a poster for a fun & feral night, an event that raises money for charities and yes in the end it is a huge big party where randoms end up getting it on!!!
Event organisers provide condoms and alcohol – what do you expect? If a woman attends this event chances are she knows whats going on, there will be a bunch of randy men and a bunch of randy women, choices are the individuals, there is a strong security & police pressence so I doubt that anyone is treated in a manner they wish not to be treated.
You cant judge a book by its cover is the age old saying so why judge this event by its poster? advertising relies on creating a stir, taking things to the very edge, you are all dicsussing this and as a result all know about the event…
Do you guys actually attend BNS balls?
I do, and I am not the stereotype you seem to believe befits the bns attender…
I study Business at uni, I work for an accounting firm, I own an investment property and am paying off my own home – a small farm (argh shoot me Im a hillbilly!!!), I paint my nails, I wash & brush my hair & teeth (which i must say are my own), I wear heels and thongs and boots (obviously not at the same time) and jeans and skirts I do not wear checked shirts or own a gun or vote labor, I listen to country mucis but am looking forward to rocking it up at a Little Birdy concert – what is my scene??? (to rob a great Aussie band of their song). label me and put me where i belong…
To say that BNS goers are moleskin wearing ag students living off a trust fund is incorrect and a blatant mis-representation! how many people actually fit that mould?
I suggest you go to a ball and see the fun & feralness that goes on, see the country & city and the in-between crowds mix in together and enjoy themselves, see the benefits of the increased visitors to small towns, the local pub the friday night before, the pie shop the fuel stop and then the charities that receive the donations – they all benefit, whats the problem?? Sure some troubles errupt but great friendships are often made at these events.
Ive been to balls all over Australia, they represent a fun and wild behaviour which for many (myself included) it provides an opportunity to relax, and let loose without a care in the world or a worry about how people are looking at you and or thinking about you.
Why not accept that and applaud someone having the balls to show a bit of artisitic flair and maybe going too far or showing things how they are… The poster doesnt represent a human yes sexes are resembled but it is in jest.
If you cant laugh at yourself you have given the job to someone else.
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I must say what has been said in this thread can not be taken lightly and laughed at … You have directly attacked the country people, so being a COUNTRY PERSON … You have therefore in a sense directly attacked me … Also I find a few of the shirts you mentioned rather offensive and would not buy such an item … Something like ‘Sorry about your face’ or ‘My anger management class pisses me off’ or ‘I need a little head’ with the picture of a person with a little body and big head … That is humour …
I was just here to present the country side of things, and I believe I have done that so I feel no need to continue my presence here … So goodbye to you rude city lot … And any of you country lot looking to keep contact you can find me on countrybns.com under the same user name, or contact me via the e-mail address listed further up :)
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about those shirts that say ‘do I look like a fucking people person?’
that might suit you
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I saw one that said ‘Ipood’, and it had a picture of a person pooing. In the ipod logo font. Gold.
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I’m tempted to make one saying “I thought I was Cock-rock, but it turns out I was soft metal” No? Is this thing on?
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Bet these posters think Macca is High Art as well – I’ve got a sister living in Bunbury and on my vists there was amazed at the “quality of local TV – you’d get ads for superphosphate in Merridin, mixed with ads for a Cafe in Broome.
And Country Radio, it’s all networked from a major regional centre with “local” breakfast, and automation at night – just like certain FM stations here in Perth, yet a lot worse.
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Maybe I can flog her a Bunbury Tshirt?
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I bought a latte in Donnybrook and got superphosphate mixed IN my coffee
nicer than you’d imagine. Quite a buzz
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Brings a whole new meaning to Muzz Buzz Coffee :-)
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you twat frank calabrese…. its merredin not merridin!
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And in the process you and your “colleagues” have managed to confirm and perpetuate the very myths you seek to dispel about B & S Balls.
Whodo you hire as your PR representatives – Wilson Tuckey ? :-)
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if you really want to attract the redneck bogan element, all you have to do is type:
Schapelle Corby is GUILTY.
just watch the Queensland traffic surge
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And especially from One Nation supporters and people who love going to Bali – dare I say it, but somehow those terrible atrocities in Bali may be construed as Karma for their boganish behaviour.
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Only if it was their grandmothers dieing in Bali.
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Best
Thread
Ever
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I agree PL, amusingly the first thing that I thought when I logged was…. 349 comments, What the hell has Shazza done!
Good to see so many new people feel the need to voice an opinion, thank God Rolly isn’t here.
I am not sure about the hard working country folk image, there seems to be quite a lot of them doing nothing except muck around on the computer all day.
I suppose you could strap a laptop around your neck whilst feeding the chooks or sinking your arm into a cows arse but I don’t think it would be practical.
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And there you were wondering who was going to be our sacrificial lamb for this week! Who would’ve guessed it would be a battalion of rubes?
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I guess they are spending royalties for regions on tooling up with blackberries.
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um shazza i mean no disrespect im sure u have such a logical reason for bagging out half the “true” Australian population who do enjoy a good time as it happens at a bns.
But however your point of view does not need to be publicised so arrogantly and i am completely disgusted at the lack of respect you have for other people.
u say u feel the same way about country ppl as u feel about god, doesnt this mean that u discriminate and disrespect god as well other ppls values and actions. u have no right and i suggest in the future u stay in ure prissy little world and well stay in ours u dnt see us bagging out any of ure fuked up posters and boring tedious evenhts do u? so back the fuck off.
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tara,
it means I think god is a mysoginistic, piss-head, bogan, who drives a ute and love fucking sheilas after a few too many Bacardi Breezers.
My apologies if my previous post led to any confusion.
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And as comments are about to touch 500, only the metrocentrics are left to savour the victory and strip the corpses. The slaughter of country commenters reminded me of Zulu with Michael Caine. Front rank fire… Middle rank fire…
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You mean like this LA ? :-)
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Which brings us back to Shazza Zulu. I love this thread.
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What the Hell?!!! This is getting blown way out of proportion! Look it’s a play on words that’s not meant to be taken seriously (Her eyes glowed as I shot my load) It’s a tradition.
And besides I’m 19 years old! I don’t worry about that kind of political correctness shit. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter. And I have more important things to worry about like how I’m going to get enough money to continue my studies, how I can help keep our University from shutting down and how my Dad’s going to get through his cancer.
And yeah violence against women is OK…yeah that’s what I was thinking as I was drawing that picture because I love being beaten…Idiot. As if geez!
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Neither does anyone on the blog take it seriously. B&S commenters have misunderstood the nature of the post and the blog. No-one cares if it’s sexist or not. No-one cares if B&S balls are good or bad. No-one cares if the money went to a good charity or was wasted. And can I say again. I like the poster.
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Cut them loose TLA – the Calabreses are going to the mattresses. You don’t want to get caught in a mannagge.
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Yes, I get the feeling they cut the nurries first and then let god (or perhaps even Mary) sort them out.
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And to think that when I first saw these posters I didn’t bother to take a picture. No-one would be interested I thought. Did I say how I will never understand you pigs?
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Don’t start on pigs. We spent half an hour dealing with cows earlier in the day.
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Speaking of pigs Peh better not be around Italians during Sausage Making Time :-)
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If you don’t mind mixing business and pleasure, and although it’s less than 1% of the market, this might help.
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For God’s sake. You go out to work for a few hours and the bumpkins go mental and you miss it all.
The humanity.
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Your sexuality or something was questioned, although it might take you 45 minutes to go through the comments to find it.
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LA,
Check your Facebook Wall re my comment about what revenge you can exact in your day job :-)
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I’m a believer in the separation of church and state Frank.
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But can’t you delegate it to your underlings, or even better present this thread to the board to the Vice Chancellor in support of closing Muresk ? :-)
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Revenge? This has been the greatest thread ever. We should be thanking these hayseeds for making such superb sport. I certainly got fuck all done today, skink would appear to be the same, and I suspect shazza’s kids spent the day in the cupboard under the stairs.
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I’ve been held up all day just reading it.
“It’s not all about the rooting.”
“Okay, yes it is all about the rooting.”
“Stop calling us un-educated retards.”
“Youse are all homo wogs.”
Classics, the lot of ’em.
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Just here, DFOC.
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I don’t know, Snuff…was I being funny?
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Why isn’t Cookster ranting about people who voted against daylight saving?
He must be out working too.
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Cookster may have been doing their PR work.
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45 minutes? Mrs Bento has been trawling through for the last 2 hours. I hear occasional guffaws from the study.
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You have a study? Way to get the country onside Bento. Study owning metrocentric…
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I have a balcony too.
For all you rubes – a balcony is a bit like a verandah, only higher, and without a mound of boots.
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Today’s put the mechanical bull to shame, DFOC. Fortunately, I had a hangover, a public holiday, and a day of online work. Wouldn’t have missed it for quids.
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Aha! I asked earlier in the Suggest section, but it will have disappeared from the sidebar hours ago – will you be putting on the creams this weekend, DFOC (nyuk nyuk)?
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Fnar! Actually I will be in the country myself this long weekend.
Does anyone need anything from Margaret River?
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You won’t be covering the sights and sounds of the opening of the Show and it’s traditional emptiness between 12-3pm while everyone is watching the Grand Final ?
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I need a mulesing kit and some castrating rings.
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I’d kill for a wave, DFOC, but I’ll be in Akihabara picking up the new camera. Shou ga nai.
p.s. Yes, very funny.
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I might need you to bring me back a cow. Apparently our criticism of the BnS poster is undermining the cattle industry, and I’m told goat’s milk won’t foam my lattes properly.
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And you forgot that we’re assisting in killing people with Cancer as well.
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A cow in Margaret River, you say ? Hmmm.
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I think there was less interest on election night.
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That was because I was on location with the good Labor folk in Midland :-)
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Fuck, I finally made it! What a thread, LA!
I went to some BnS events many years ago, and saw some things I wish I could unsee. Four blokes mooned me and later had the temerity to question MY sexuality.
I think it’s a great idea that these community-based events are held in all these far-flung places, so that the locals can have whatever fun they like. As far away from us as possible. It’s kind of a shame they’ve started regulating the whole thing so much; the firearms ban is particularly hard to understand.
We urban dwellers should not begrudge the odd act of charity for our country cousins, deluded as they are into believing that they provide the food we eat. (How many sashimi farmers have we in WA? How many growers of macchiato-grade coffee beans?) We should support them.
We city-folk should even pay a BnS levy on our income tax, to keep a proud Aussie tradition rolling along. There should have been a BnS element to Rudd’s economic stimulus package. State of the Art BnSing facilities could have been built in shit hole towns all over Australia.
Because we city people need the country. We do. To remind us why it’s OK to be living in Perth.
And we need to look after country people. We need to help them become more contented with their country lives. It might stop them coming to a brasserie near you.
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Woo hoo you get to call us bns goers dumb, at least ya cant call us spineless, we saw a thread knocking our beloved event & stepped up to ‘fight’ for it or to try & give you guys a different perspective of it.
I havent been highly sanctimonious or degarding in my comments as you ‘holier than thou’ have been, if you believe attacking people & belittling them & degrading them is ‘sport’ im genuinley concerned for the rep you are giving city dwellers..
I think at the end of the day be you from the city, country or wherever the fuck you are we are AUSTRALIANS and we need to unite not segregate stop the us & them ideals.
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I agree that this has been the best thread in a long time.
It was a perfect summary of the state of Western Australian agricunture. If only the best comments could be collated into some sort of pamphlet that could be handed out at polling booths to anyone who thinks the National Party is a good idea.
good to see some fresh posters on the site, and even better that they are angry. This site needs as much random capitalisation as it can get.
You know it’s going well when Frank threatens to get medieval.
my personal favourite was that guy that couldn’t spell ‘fukwit’. What a fukwit.
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Well as an attempt to break down the cruel stereotypes that country folk are touchingly naive bumpkins and city dwellers are smartarse wankers, I declare it a magnificent success! My scrolling finger is sore.
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Surely that stereotype has been solidly reinforced now, TLA? Our new country correspondents naively and touchingly stood staunchly together to defend their way of life against floods of smartarsed invective and parching wit from we wankers. Fences mended.
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I did like the fact that city wankers stopped abusing each other’s feminist credentials and lack of senses of humour and were back to top form smartarsery against the real enemy. The Countryside. Skink’s retort of “Fray Bentos” to a jibe about where we’d get our beef from, and Bento’s definition of a balcony had me laughing until well after midnight.
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I’ll be putting this reference on my CV.
Gracias for the props, TLA.
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Must be some xtranormal gold in this thread skink.
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you may be right.
my xtranormal mojo has waned of late.
there is good material in there, but there is a hell of a lot of crap to wade through.
I shall wait to see if the muse will tickle my nuts
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I’m not so sure, shaz, although I’d love to see some more of skink’s fine work as much as anyone. Unfortunately, as Jesper would say, not so much as a syllable of the B@Stards’© contributions contains a shred of humour. Then again, that’s why they’re so funny.
They remind me of the slime dumps around Kal over which we merrily rode motocross.
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Oops. B&Stards©
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B&Stards©
I’ll be here all week. Try the beef.
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David Scott, a former roadie with West Australian rock band Bakery, thumbed his nose at his captors, naming members of the band entourage, such as manager John Hopkins, as a CIA agent and saying he was recruited into the CIA by a “Mr Magoo”.
They also tell a tale of bravery and creativity under the gravest pressure, with Scott spinning a yarn of how Muresk College in Western Australia was a CIA training farm that churned out “active probationary CIA agents”.
http://khmernz.blogspot.com/2009_08_15_archive.html
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This was in The Weekend Australian a few weeks ago. Be buggered if I can find it on the web.
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Try the Beef? seems ur already full of bullshit ;)
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Cassie, you still don’t get it, do you? Regular posters on this site -and lurkers like me- aren’t singling country people out as a target of our bile. We hang shit on everyone.
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Na I get it – I do, I accept that I personally also love a shit slinging match. I just dont agree with the mass lot of stereotypes that were voiced by people who seem to be scared of anyone who is different and feel they need to resort to belittling them to remain ‘holier than thou’ or to make people bite & react in a manner to give them shits & giggles. what do you derive from making people get defensive of their way of life?
I think that sorta ‘sport’ is in no way innocent fun & all in jest, for that opinion to be voiced there must be that underlying thought that you are the best & anyone who differs is inferior.
Im all for a healthy bit of ‘sport’ just make sure you actually are fit to ‘judge’ before you spew forth a whole lotta judgemental crap..
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Proving the point ViC Demised made Cassie.
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Well said.
I yam more ya Robin Hood type. I hang shit on morons and bullies and give encouragement to the weak and victimised but we all KNOW this.
Judge not! Lest ye be judged.
/drunk
//not really
///not a Muresk CIA spook
////CIA spook is a tautology
//slashies!
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Where’s that dog farting photo? A farting dog will be the bridge between city and country.
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shoot – coming your way now, give me 10 minutes.
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What do we derive from making people defensive of their way of life? Well, some of us derive cold hard cash, for a start.
At least three professional stand up comedians regularly post here, as well as cartoonists and animators and other people about whose work I have not a clue, but they’re mostly pretty fucking funny anyway. Maybe not as funny, to you, as a T-shirt with “Keep your tits off my eyes” on it, but they write the kind of thing I like to read. TLA may argue my definition is too narrow, but this is a comedy site, for fuck’s sake.
Very often we make our humour at the expense of others and very occasionally the targets of our attempted wit take offence. Sorry, we do not apologise!
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Vic, i think explanations are not going to sink in on this one. I’ve tried to pooint out that no-one actually cares. We just want to exercise our effete metrosexual smartarsery.
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Shazzer what point is it that Vic demised made? point out the point for me please oh wise shit slinger…
Big Ramifications – do you often feel the need to play the hero & help those mere weak/victimised individuals or mass group? seems slightly compensatroy to me… but its ok I wont judge you!
=)
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Cassie,
almost every country commenter has accused us city slickers of unfair stereotyping. Yet that’s the humour of it. Stereotypes are funny (and almost always have an element of truth). Exploiting stereotypes for humorous effect is what many of the commenters on this site do. Not just to ‘others’, but also to each other. It is a satirical site that celebrates the best worsts of human behaviour and endeavour.
Many of your friends/countrymen and women who came to defend their B&S escapades have missed this point entirely, and have also made some sweeping generalisations about city people such as, all being office workers, narrowminded, ignorant, knowing nothing about farming or having a good time etc etc.
The difference is, while we were all laughing at the country commenters insults, you guys were taking it to heart.
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Yeah, bring on the farting dog. The B&Stards are getting tedious.
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oooh its tedious vs sanctimonious!
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taking it to heart i guess proves that infact there is one inside, not some mechanical sterile implant that gives off human like qualities without compassion…
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no, it just shows that you miss the point of the site.
we all have hearts, of the bleeding liberal (and that’s small ‘l’) type.
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and u uppity ones miss the point of the poster – its for fun an event that is FUN, much like you profess this site is all about, yet the bns doesnt discriminate against ‘outsiders’ and welcomes differences…
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I don’t think TWOP people discriminate; they hang shit on everyone, indiscriminately.
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I believe Patti Chong calls TWOP people the worst people in the world. True story.
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Now there’s a shirt TLA.
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no, we don’t miss the point of the poster – its’ advertsising a b&s.
we don’t like the poster. well, aussie likes it. but he’s had two many strappings from sister leo.
those are two separate things.
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Farting dog.
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…been sent to LA about 10 minutes ago. With all this build up, it’s gonna be underwhelming when you finally see it.
Like Chariots of Fire.
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What could possibly be better than a farting dog?
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The sleepwalking and humping ones aren’t too shabby either, B.T.
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Humping dog… how appropriate.
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And now, I’m off to play FarmVille on Facebook so I can learn what country life is all about.
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Anything would be an improvement on this.
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At least three professional stand up comedians regularly post here…
Youse better not be stealin’ my shit.
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almost every country commenter has accused us city slickers of unfair stereotyping. Yet that’s the humour of it. Stereotypes are funny.
That’s why I yell out TERRORIST! from my car whenever I drive past a Sikh.
Coz not only is it a stereotype of all Muslims being terrorists, but it’s a stereotype of rednecks not knowing the difference between Muslims and Sikhs. And then the stupid Sikhs get their panties in a bunch coz I called them TERRORISTS and they stereotype all Perth people as rednecks… when the joke is actually on them and it’s actually quite high-brow humour on my part.
I’m so deep I practically live in China.
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what is funny is when people write to complain that country people are stereotyped as being ill-educated, retarded and belligerent, and do it in such an illiterate, incoherent, blinkered and bigoted manner as to reinforce the stereotype.
now that’s what I call irony.
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Point of pedantry Skink, it would only be irony if the authors were in on the joke and the reader knew it.
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Jesper wouldn’t agree
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And we wonder why there are racism problems in Australia – how could there not be with people being ofensive for shits & giggles!
all in all it seems terribly immature to me (and im a whopping 25 years old!)
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I made up that story. But I do quietly remark “terrorist” to my best mate if he’s sitting next to me. He understands.
We once heard his over-the-fence neighbour talking loudly in Arabic and I said “we should ring the terrorist hotline” and he’s all “ya beat me to it, exactly what I wuz gonna say!”
Zing! Laugh? We nearly did.
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Is it too late for me to post this:
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Only if it’s too late for me to post one of my favourite rants of all time.
http://www.urbanarchipelago.com/
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Onya, Bento.
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“We live on islands of sanity, liberalism, and compassion”
I’d like that, if Perth wasn’t an island of petty suburban conservatives floating in an ocean of rural rednecks.
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I concede, the sentiment is not entirely applicable to Perth. Unfortunately, we can’t rely on the Second Amendment to thin the herd over here, either.
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I think Farmer Palmer from Viz magazine lives out Norwich way.
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Although he hates outsiders, Farmer Palmer once turned his farm into a guest house. The first couple to stay there fled in terror when his son Jethro pounded on their door all night, demanding to see the female guest’s “dugs” (breasts) and in the morning they witness Farmer Palmer making bacon for breakfast by slicing up a squealing piglet alive.
Too funny!
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anyone who pastes chunks out of Wikipedia without accreditation can get a job as a research assistant with La Chong
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My goodness I’ve had a rollicking good laugh at this today.
Kudos one and all.
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Can you put this one on a tshirt?
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And to think that I missed out on most of the fun ‘cos I wuz in hospital having some horrendously painful liver stones attended to.
Birthday or no bluddy birthday.
I am reminded of the description of the well balanced individual who has chips on both shoulders with the replies from our country cousins.
It goes with the old expression “going off half cocked”
Bullshit vs Bullshit
Except that one lot of unintentional bullshitters failed to comprehend the purposeful bullshitting by the original bullshitters.
Now, may I please stop laughing to attend to my abdominal cramps and hurtful kidneys.
Rolly
(originator and copyright holder of the expression “Metrocentric Twats”)
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rest well Rolly!
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Ah ha, there you are. Of all the days (yesterday) to be off your game.
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Geez I’m glad I haven’t had abdominal cramps or liver stones today – I’ve had enough trouble trying not to laugh out loud in my all-too-quiet office. Almost a reason in itself to get the internet at home…
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Cookster wasn’t in there by any chance? Strangely quiet. He would have been in angus burger heaven.
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I think he’s been busy checking the neon signs, TLA.
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Brilliant! Just bloody brilliant.
This is the best thread ever.
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I agree :-)
Quick question LA, have any of our Country contributors have been posting from the bowels of Curtin or Muresk ? :-)
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Don’t know. That doesn’t concern me. Don’t generally scan the ip’s. Talking about that may conflict with my employment as well.
I do notice facebook problems erased some of our comments yesterday. Maybe for the best.
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Great job, skink. The neo-Georgian mansion and the Capability Brown garden are so apt, and I love the wide shadow of the Akubra. It must have been tough deciding which comments to leave out.
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it’s not only about the rooting skink! truly magnificent!
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Magnificent, skink. Many thanks.
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Fuck me TLA, now that you are making a fortune from your
t-shirt scam you can start paying me more than the 50 cents a comment to keep this lousy blog alive.
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“Take last week. No matter which way you turned, women, especially those who talk most about feminism, were proving that women are often their own worst enemy. ”
so says Planet Janet Albrechtsen today, who I think speaks for all the sisters.
http://blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/janetalbrechtsen/index.php/theaustralian/comments/feminists_screwing_it_up_for_sisters/
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I don’t know what Planet Albrechtsen is in orbit around but its but its sure as hell not Planet Earth.
For instance, apparently its OK to misquote someone if you believe it is a fair representation of somebody ELSE’s view of your views.
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/reply2.htm
By which logic I assume it is fair for me to assert, as an example, in print that it is a fact that Skink has no testicles, ’cause La Chong said so.
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on an vague testicle theme:
Ricky Gervais was on Conan last night.
he described a party game called ‘Offal Pyjamas’ in which you pulled a piece of skin out of a hole in the front of your pyjama pants and someone had to guess ‘cock or ball?’
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Thanks skink, in an effort to cut down tv viewing by the kiddies we had taken to card games, Tonight I will suggest this to Mr Shazza.
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if skink continues to suggest that planet janet represents the sisters he probably will end up with no testicles.
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may I direct your attention to the previous disclaimer regarding irony
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She proves her own point, unintentionally.
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I see that La Chong has taken to advertising herself
she has placed an ad in today’s West. You can hire her to give her ‘unleash the dragon’ seminar at your place of work
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She’s doing a “Spend a Night With Patti” type deal at the South of Perth Yacht Club if anyone’s interested.
“How an immigrant overcame adversities blah blah racism blah blah sexism blah blah top CCC prosecutor” is how the spiel goes.
But it’s a ladies night so I’m not sure if fellas are allowed to listen.
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fruit and veg?
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Took me a few moments.
You’re terrible.
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and she’s egregious
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No help needed unleashing the dragon here.
Ad isn’t in the Personals by any chance?
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she is evidently trying to replace the income lost from tWAToday and Merry’s, and I wonder if she has started asking appearance money to show up to PR parties.
if things get any worse she may well have to start offering a topless hand shandy in the personals.
that’ll unleash the dragon
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It’ll take more than a topless hand shandy to unleash the white dragon.
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the visuals, the visuals……..
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OK, I’ve researched this carefully in the past 24hrs.
Farming is hard work, no doubt about it. I played FarmVille on Facebook relentlessly to find out. I collected eggs from chickens, milk from cows, picked fruit on several kinds of trees, planted and harvested pumpkins, wheat, soybeans and rice. I earned nearly enough points to buy a tractor. I hardly had any time to rest in the hammock Mrs BT sent me from her own farm, never mind get to level 33 where I’m sure the big reward is a ute and a ticket to the BnS ball. Farmin sure is hard work. All that pointing and clicking, I think I’ve got a repetitive strain injury.
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BT – whilst your research is clearly beyond question, Farmville people don’t have the monopoly on hard work.
I played SimCity on the Wii last night, and that was no picnic either. I built roads, coal-fired power stations, low-, medium- and high density residential areas, shops and schools. I managed rampant crime, and even put out a fire. I didn’t get to the final level either, where I’m sure I would be rewarded with a big pile of cocaine and a tinned pie.
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Neither the farming or SimCity games had a root as the final prize? Or is that assumed with the BnS ticket B.T?
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wimps
I played Caesar 3, whcih is like Sim City, except that I built the entire Roman empire single handed.
and let me tell you, anyone that says that Rome wasn’t built in a day just isn’t trying hard enough
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