CLIVE:
Seraphim and cherubim continually do cry. And why do they continually cry? ‘Cause they’ve all got the fucking horn up there.
DEREK:
Yeah, fucking knobs aching up there, mate! Continually crying with knob-ache!
CLIVE:
I’d like to meet Ezekiel and have a few words with him.
DEREK:
Yeah, he’s got-, …..
CLIVE:
What a fucking load of crap he wrote.
DEREK:
….. he’s got a lot to answer for.
CLIVE:
Leviticus? What a cunt. Derek & Clive
Refreshing to see some analogue cut ‘n’ paste work. I’m not sure if they do doodle transplants. I suppose if they can do faces and hands, a doodle would be a doddle. You’d want to make sure that you were definitely dead before the nurses started hovering over your doodle with the tinsnips though.
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I don’t understand.
Don’t we have enough pricks fucking up the community as it is?
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For out of town worsters, these stickers usually say “Don’t take your kidneys to heaven…”
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doodle, what a charmingly oldfashioned word.
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Yes Curious. Lets bring back the doodle.
Oops Sorry – Teh doodle.
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an honour guard of doodles perchance?
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also diddle….as in a comment at the cricket while Siddle was bowling: “Hit him in the diddle Siddle” Who said we weren’t poetic!
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Having recently attended a doodle romp, I am living proof that the word doodle is alive and well.
http://doodleworld.ning.com/
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Not many people liked my doodle today.
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Is a great pity TLA as your doodle was worthy of much banter and giggles I thought.
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But you were too busy chucking your bike in the bushes on other blogs, I see, Shaz.
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Bike in the Bushes? Is this the new slang for pissing off teh Chong?
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I’m travelling these days, TLA, but I’ll try to demonstrate my appreciation when I briefly pop home on Wednesday.
p.s. Snapped a great worst winged (and then some) van yesterday in Chiba.
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I, too, rather liked your doodle, LA.
I must confess to being rather bewildered by the thought processes which must have led to this. Why ‘doodle’, I wonder? It’s not like they felt constrained by the other letters existing on the sign. And who, other than small children and people with extreme hangups, employs ‘doodle’ when a simple ‘cock’ will suffice? It’s akin to the cuntkini instead having ‘tuppence’ emblazoned across the front.
So many questions.
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There has been a little use of whiteout to make an e into an l too. Tuppence on a cuntkini? Not on my watch.
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The cut out letters are from another sign the same, that’s where the constraints come in, also the need for white out, no “c’s” you see
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Can somebody point out to me what is so appealing about Quentin Tarentino’s movies?
I don’t get it. They all seem to be like some kind of extended film clip full of groovy bad guys.
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