Monthly Archives: July 2009

The Ass saw the Eagle

Posted on July 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I saw a light, just up ahead But I couldn’t seem to rise up from my bed I’m not alone, than I am People seem to think I’m superman But I watch for the love I’m living in the day … Continue reading →

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Mobile Office

Posted on July 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Although the womens toilet is probably just a rusty hole in the floor, it IS nice to see such a well appointed mobile office. It is about to be loaded with piss at Devine’s Piss Palace on Beaufort Street to … Continue reading →

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Get Tuscany out of my pussy

Posted on July 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Andrew was uncertain whether Catherine Deveney really meant to write being raped by beauty, but since she repeats it in the rest of her article, then she must have. Surely she meant “I’m being sodomised by Europe”? which would fit … Continue reading →

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Keep it Real Ellingtons – Please

Posted on July 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Only a few weeks old, and are fans suggesting that Ellingtons Jazz club is already not “keeping it real”? Whoa! Are 5ths not being flatted?And the please? Polite graffiti is only one step better than sanctioned graffiti. I thought the … Continue reading →

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Matching Volvos

Posted on July 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

There’s something rather touching about this picture by Hovean of matching old Volvos sharing a shed in Darlington in the Perth hills. Two Volvos, looking as safe as a donger wearing two condoms. I was only saying the other day … Continue reading →

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The Hanging Gardens of Balcatta

Posted on July 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I wanted to take the tone down from my recent rantings on Perth’s media, to take it way down, like a special breed of cat. And what better way to do so than with this lovely, desolate, classic worst shot … Continue reading →

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Wankeurs

Posted on July 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I thought I had exhausted Inside Cover and The West rants for now, until Jian sent me their caption competition winner from last week. Japs? Really? Can we expect a photo of an old wall so “chinks” or even “dykes” … Continue reading →

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The Stepford Comedians

Posted on July 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I haven’t done enough twitter news results for a best of this week, but let me offer a screenplay idea. I have always wanted to write a screenplay called The Stepford Comedians, where a newly arrived guy to the small … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 63

Posted on July 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I have got a lot of numberplates, but this one is the best i’ve seen for a while. In the carpark of The Brisbane Hotel. And Cookster saw these “Perky Nanas”, as in Red Bull for nanas. Perhaps “Perky bananas” … Continue reading →

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Pam you all to Hell!

Posted on July 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Alright, alright, ALRIGHT! I’m doing it. When journalists and media types (not Barra) keep asking when the next Paul Murray rant is coming, I have to oblige. The trouble with Murray is that lately he just hasn’t been bad enough. … Continue reading →

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