Skink made up this ad for The Worst of Perth Live show to be held at the Charles on Thursday September the 3rd, under the auspices of The Comedy lounge. Thanks Skink, although I actually requested Patti Chong and She-Ra Scaffidi mud wrestling. I have already started putting the multimedia spectacular together. Closer to the date I will give you the booking phone numbers etc. I think it’s going to be spectacular. I notice that the Armani store has just opened in perth today, so there’s no excuse not to be tarted up like Patti Chong. Jesper, hope you can make time to come down with a bag of Svenkage.
The Worst of Perth 
Wow! Most TWOPers may have deduced my name is Sharon, but what no one could possibly have known (Bento excluded) is that Mr Shazza’s surname is Stone – true story.
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there was some banter months ago about your Roman Spring
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Yep. There was a reference somewhere to such, and I think she made her first official appearance on May 8.
p.s. Relax, it’s only a jpeg.
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Snuff I am astounded you don’t recall my maiden appearance on the Red Parrot thread bragging about (almost) shagging Pete Obrien.
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Naturally I recall your auspicious entrance, Shaz, but I was referring here to Mrs Stone’s.
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Oh, once again my addled neurons fail me.
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Oh so there was – must lay off the 10am Vino.
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TLA, can I do a song?
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I was thinking it should be TWOP The Musical, Cookster.
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a young Warren Clarke in his pomp, a long time before Dalziel and Pascoe:
second left
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Oooh, me too.
I am quite chuffed to see Jerry sings like I do. That is, he speaks in time with the music.
Until PlayStation do a “Sing Star Pet Shop Boys, New Order and William Shatner”, I’m resigned to never winning.
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And you thought Jerry was bad, his son Gary wasn’t much better, even with Double-Tracking of his voice :-)
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Gary didn’t really make the most of the ‘music video’ medium, did he?
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That’s a Fan Video. Here he is in performance from the 60’s in a performance which make Howard Sattler very uneasy :-)
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ZOMG!!!11ONE!! (That was for you, Pierre).
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And here is a more recent performance from Mr Lewis the Younger.
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And of course Gary did the Drumming/singing gig WAY before Phil Collins :-)
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Speaking of Mr Phiilip Collins, here he is banging the skins for a Mr O Osbourne at some Birthday Party for a Mrs B Windsor in her Backyard in ondon :-)
Oh and Johnny Young earns a Not Worst for playing this at 8.15am in the morning on 6IX in honour of Sharon Osbourne’s Birthday :-)
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Will you be doing any chair work on the night, shazza?
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Gave up the ciggies a year or two ago, and after kid no. 3 took up wearing undies.
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DFOC took up smoking herring in his undies.
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String vest undies at that. The yummy mummies and elderly retirees of north Thomson still talk about it.
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I am so there.
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Oh the cruel irony, an off duty cop charged with assauling a fellow officer – if the Mandatory Laws were passed this would mean that the Cop would be automatically sent to Jail :-)
Mike Dean has a LOT to Answer for.
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/policeman-charged-with-assaulting-fellow-officer-20090728-dzvb.html
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Um that’s not actually irony Frank, even though Alanis may think it is.
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A cop assaulting another cop the same week La Chong claims the taser debate is simply ‘police & law-abiding citizens vs criminals’ holds a certain irony, in my eyes.
Sure, it’s not as good as rain on your wedding day, but…
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Sattler had Christian Porter on to talk about Banning offenders from using Public Transport etc plus he interviewed these bunch of Rednecks who want the drinking age raised back to 21 – which Porter thankfully doesn’t agree with.
http://www.justicefirst.org.au/
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Oh and he proposes naming and shaming people in the local papers as well.
Sattler is of course Salivating :-)
Methinks THAT photo of him at THAT Party should be given another public airing :-)
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may the best Chong win.
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Yew, something worth turning 18 for!
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I may have to cut some eye-holes in my post-it notes, if I’m gonna turn up in full costume.
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The audience will want to see the sensitive man-child in full.
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So I’ll just wear my Chinese cricket box, then. Will you be pencil biting?
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I am a pencil-sucker actually Ljuke.
I will also be herring-smoking and doing my jerbalism.
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And considering Krazy Kim’s previous paid job, why hasn’t she been comandeered to do the Press Ads – or hasn’t pulled a favour from her previous employer in Dianella for a TV spot ? :-)
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Fair enough. I’m gonna drop some ecstacy. Hugs all round.
…Or maybe just a few pints.
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jesper looks hot in his Marvin costume
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am i the only one not attracted by lisa and patty in full mud?
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Answer : yes Curious. We’re all looking forward to a muddy nuddy frottage She-Ra- Patti face off.
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is there a hidden message i’m not getting in that link bill?
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That link was a call out to all the curious, Curious from.Curtin
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aah yes, curtin, home of the curious.
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Courtesy of the WA Television History Flickr page, here is Mrs Outrage at the TVW 7 30th Anniversary Ball.
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OMG, is that Teh Outrage in this photo with his better half AND Grant Woodhams :-)
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Louie Brooks really did have a touch of the Krazy Kym, Frank. Hawt.
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Bugger. Louise.
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Too right I would.
Okay. I’ll get me coat.
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speaking of buggery:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/843763/stripper-said-incident-was-just-a-joke
“I could feel something was there.”
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Pity she wasn’t from Rosebud South.
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Not me, Frank. The 30th was pre-DFOC for KK. That bloke is a former boyfriend of the brilliant Charlotte’s Web cellist.
I can report KK exudes the same total hotness today that she did 20 years ago.
Earlier this month we celebrated our tenth anniversary. After sussing each other out on RSVP we first met at Fenian’s near the ABC and ate at Mr Sultan’s.
KK got a little blue box from a certain shop in King Street to mark the anniversary.
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This post is supposed to be about ME!
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OK so La Chong gets mentioned and everyone runs for litigation cover so lets change the fuckin subject.
TLA when are you going to give us some details on ticketing for your upcoming spectacular? I may send my apologies to the stilt walkers co op, take a valium and cross the bridge.
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I’m gonna go to this gig, get pissed and talk fashion, fascism, urban planning and swedish meatballs with Mrs Bates.
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I’m gonna go to this gig, have 1 wine, as I will be driving. Talk to no one, have a laugh and quietly slip out the door without incident.
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Come on shazza! Go all that way and not talk to any fellow TWOPers?
Introduce yourself and you can suck my pencil.
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You’ll recognise her, DFOC. She’s got a wonky eye, gimpy leg, ears that stick out, and bright ginger hair. I assume she’ll be wearing her standard tie-dye t-shirt and cheesecloth pants. Oh, and she’ll be on stilts, I guess, being a Thursday.
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Bento have found the fishermans pants a bit more practical with the stilts of late. And was planning on wearing my new hemp top.
DFOC I would only consider sucking a lead free pencil (lead being a sore topic at the mo). Do you really want to say you have no lead in your pencil?
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Patti references noted, boy are you brave. I know a good lawyer if you need one. Wink, wink.
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but surely she has grown balls by now?
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