I just had to delay gratification with Bento’s Tankmaster chronicles for one day after the receipt of these photos from Outrage Cohen. Although frequent commenter, contributor and racconteur Cookster lost his baffling and mondo incoherent pro daylight savings battle, he has now been able to go all out Sexpo wise. Outrage snapped these of the man with a pole dancer at parliament House’s back door. How worst is this, Cookster fouling and demeaning The People’s Wall? One of our crappiest and blandest areas of the city! Perth’s Eureka Stockade! And even worse, the man doesn’t even have the decency to wear a beard. Cookster has other shots of himself with porn stars, which you can see here, which at least he had the decency not to conduct near our revered People’s Wall. I didn’t really have a category, so had to put you in worst people Cookster.
I’m dreading checking the “Fucken Worst” figures.
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Love the juxtaposition of the second shot. is he wearing the helmet of a buckingham palace guard or is he just pleased to see her?
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It could be said that the woman featured has three tits.
Zing!
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I am the Walrus
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Bill, the spam bucket seems to have taken a dislike to you. It seems to have made up with outrage and snuff though.
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I just don’t get why porn spends money on PR, promotion or advertising when it’ s a product that is not hard to find and everyone wants it already. Not wanting to detract from your evident relish of your work cookster!
That pole dancer’s legs, they really are quite long aren’t they.
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Or is it that Cookster’s ‘centre of gravity’ is comparatively low?
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what do you reckon really goes through the mind of pole dancers and the like whilst being touched up by middle aged vest wearing blokes?
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Is that left hand getting higher?
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Oh God, the vest looks older than the pole dancer. The man has no shame. He seems to have it on backwards, too.
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I think he may have borrowed it from Sattler.
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I can confirm there wasn’t a natural fibre in that vest.
Also note the Cockster’s pile of porn on the truck in the background of the second pic.
It was obvious from his demeanour he had spent all night watching them.
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Maybe the fashion police will come and arrest him once they have found the inconspicuous ATM scanner bandit.
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Speaking of sattler and 6PR, Rob Broadefield is filling in for Maumill this afternoon.
Oh and DFPC, what did you think of Teh Paul trashing The Post ?
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And Broadbrain is talking Steak Sandwhiches with Dixie Marshall, and has Donnie Sutherland as a guest as well.
And I think he’s panelling himself.
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And who are the 7% of respondents who call this outrage ‘delightfully not worst’?
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I must admit I was expecting a 95% Fucken Worst vote.
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It was 100% fucken worst when i looked at 6am, like Cookster was some Kim Jong Il of worstness.
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Maybe the rural votes haven’t come in yet.
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The 7% of us who are imagining what it would be like to be wearing that vest?
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Which set of breasts are bigger ?
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Is the left hand slowly getting higher?
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Get fucked, the lot of you. That vest is 100% wool. I just wish I’d got that shot of DFOC – pen in mouth – drooling over the crotch of the Voodoo Lounge pole dancer.
Not a natural fibre in that beard.
Slanderer, you calling me on my fashion sense? Pot. Kettle. Black.
I’m off to hang with my pornstar mates.
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If its any consolation I voted Not Worst Cookster.
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Shazza & Skink,
Your challenge, if you wish to accept it, is to suggest to La Chong to consider she take her own advice on Euthanasia :-)
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Skink’s already offered to euthanise Sattler. The moderators might not like the word ‘cunt’, but death threats are apparently fine.
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My fave Chong quote of the day
“Euthanasia has been debated to death…”
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You made me read that. That is the crappest piece of writing I’ve ever read, and I read Paul Murray’s column today.
“Euthanasia, like abortion, has polarised views in the community like no other issues about life and death”? Huh?
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Theres’ better Chong gold on last weeks blog PL. Skink and I got into quite a slinging match with her.
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Clearly, she means of all the issues about life and death, no other issue has polarised views in the community as much as euthanasia. Except maybe abortion.
I guess she forgot capital punishment. And one-punch murders. Oh, and deaths in custody. And that mother who killed her baby when affected by her bipolar disorder. And Stephen Mallard. And that girl who hadn’t slept for days and had a car accident. And high speed chases.
“Of all the issues about life and death, this is definitely one of them.” That might have covered it better.
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You forgot day light savings.
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no, euthanasia is alive and well.
it’s alive, it’s dead, it needs to be put out of its misery.
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I saw another shot of Teh rage with a pen in his mouth yesterday.
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It’s a gerbalism thing. It prevents me from accidentally poking myself in the eye when someone says something newsworthy.
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Gerbilism ? It wasn’t Wittgenstein, his father Karl, or even Adolf, shazza. It was Mr Slave.
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So the question that goes begging is, what do you get when you cross Hitler, Wittgensteins father, Mr Slave and a pen?
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I’m not sure, shazza, but if this guy were still alive, I’d ask him.
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Perhaps you can find a know-it-all fascist who has a penchant (pun intended) for putting Bics up his bum?
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So that’s where the name comes from …
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I’ve seen better heads on a zit.
As for Cookster…
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Seriously, this is a new TWOP low.
And I don’t say that because I have just spent the last two hours sitting in the dark (incidentally, the recorded Western Power/Synergy voice is… well… TWOPTV’s Paul Nurry has been moonlighting).
Seriously?
Sexpo?
Could they not have….
Oh, sod it.
I’m off to do vodka shots. Have at it, people.
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And by low you mean…high right?
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If you mean “high” as in “editorial strandards of the West and Inside Cover”, yes.
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Oh, I thought you meant Cookster’s vest. Got it now.
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I never disrespect acrylic.
NEVER.
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You reckon 2 hours in the dark is bad – try from 12.30pm till 9.20pm.
And yes, I agree about the Western Pwer Recorded voice, at 9pm it said that Herne Hill/Middle Swan would have power restored at 12.30am.
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And yet, you have Internerds.
How does that work?
/Western Power. I blame Carps.
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I had NO interneds during that time period.
Was reduced to listening to Rattler to get updates on the storm etc, an d had to endure Howard displaying double standards over that woman arrested in ThPhuket for stealing the Bar Tool and him declaring she wasn’t being treated fairly etc, when if it were a local indigine he would be calling for the Noose.
And also some more talk about Northbridge, with a “Seth Effrikan” saying penalties for assaulting police are too soft and he wanted Seth Effrkian style Laura Norder.
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Remember how we all thought Something In The Water was a TV Worst, apparently Dave Warner agrees with us :-)
http://pub44.bravenet.com/forum/static/show.php?usernum=3725630012&frmid=8&msgid=1046032&cmd=show
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……”musical mafia”… indeed, Frank.
They have their equivalent in all artistic endeavours in this town that thrives on cronyism and downright pretentiousness.
Jeez, the ‘society ladies’ even have their hair done to go out shopping.
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Those young white lesbians also get all the music grants.
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Looks like old dude is wearing an oversized knitted boob-tube.
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NVL_II You can leave off with the ‘old dude’ – you’re probably a cropped haired lesbian with a hair lip wearing a crocheted boob tube anyway.
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I couldn’t help noticing…disturbingly so…..that these two look like father and daughter, but only from the neck up.
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I could keep going on with this scene, it would appear that that
the breast of the daughter is somewhat firmer than Dads.
When Cookster comes back to Earth I shall expect to be told to get fucked…and deservedly so
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You could always retort with “Russel Gilbert as Sexpo MC? You fuck off!”
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TLA – just an fyi, but this Sexpo is on track to have the biggest crowd in the event’s history. F.I.G.J.A.M
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Well I went to the first one and it was shit, so kudos if you’ve made it worth going to.
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Richarbl – yes, get fucked. Oddly enough, I couldn’t help noticing… disturbingly so… you look like a complete cunt from head to toe.
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Welcome back Cookster.
I couldn’t help noting that you seem a little CROCHETy this morning, perhaps if you had inVESTed a bit money
in that pole dancer you wouldn’t be so grumpy.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I will be here all week.
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I wonder if, all excited, Cookster JUMPERed those two women?
He certainly seems all hot and SWEATERy.
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Well I just thought Parliament House was a strange place for the Sexpo Express to PULLOVER.
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Who is this guy and why is hanging out with her?
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