I quite like some of Ron Gomboc’s work, although I’m probably not in his best books for getting She-Ra to force him to take that arse and boozie sculpture. His tribute to Heath ledger, however ends up more of an insult to the late actor than a tribute. 3 small concrete blocks? One does have the yin yang (or is that lingham and yoni?) symbol, and the others have chessboards, but Mayor Russell Aubrey’s claims of an “amazing sculpture” are a trifle overblown. Pedestrian, yes. Soulless, certainly, and unimaginative definitely, but amazing? No.
And this is definitely amazing
But poor old Heath gets some concrete blocks. Sad.
Heath Ledger Tribute
Heath Ledger Insult
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The only outrage here is someone standing on it, surely?
Or that an actor (who died by his own hand, sozzled or not) is apparently worthy of some average street art.
At least a theatre is an appropriate (if overblown) object to be named.
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So you’re fine with that woman’s arse on it, but my feet offend?
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I see that the yin and yang dichotomy has spread to your socks.
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Hey, at least you can play chess on his tribute. Functional AND tasteless, so it’s one up on Botica’s Bunch.
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of cunts.
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I am nominating those shoes for AWorst, at least they match the socks, which don’t.
Oh yeh, crap tribute also, or perhaps the builders have just dropped off a few foundation blocks and they will be back later to erect a proper monument
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Dear Richarbl. Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately your nomination of my shoes as “worsts” has failed to pass the TWOP ethics and standards committee. We will therefore not be proceeding with your recommendation.
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Damn! Strangely that was a similar response to my last job application.
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My what big flaps you have !!!!
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I think they’re called flanges.
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flangethropist
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That is genuinely funny
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I don’t think you can call chessboards that low to the ground “functional”.
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Looks like it would be damn uncomfortable to play chess there. You would have to kneel.
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Maybe the Jade House is moving operations to said Chessboards.
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It’s surrounded by *GRASS*, people – you could sit. You know, on the ground.
I would have thought the more serious gripe would be the lack of provision of pieces. There’s endless comedy value in ‘white queen’ jokes if you carve it with a cowboy hat on.
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You couldn’t sit comfortably to play chess. Needs more concrete blocks to sit on so you could view the table.
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Maybe they should start to erect smaller monuments for deceased AFL Footballers so as people can sit on them to play chess on the Block of Heath.
Is this in King’s Park ? I hope it doesn’t diminish the war heroes monuments or clash with any Anzac Day parades, services or two up games.
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Heathcote
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How Ironic – a former mental facility for someone who died of a drug overdose (prescription or otherwise).
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Umm……..Heath from Heathcote
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some drugs cure things like cancer, Frank. Nothing mental with that unless it was brain cancer.
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Perhaps they would be more functional as cheeseboards for picnicers?
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And where are the chess pieces? Do you have to bring those as well as the granny gardening kneeling pad? Ripped off
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There’s a certain symmetry in the sculptural tribute to Heath Ledger being given more credit than it’s due.
Heath’s as overrated as Rotto. Good riddance.
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Bento methinks you are slipping into Howard speak a little too easily these days.
Can I just say for the record I love Rotto. (and will be happy to supply my details should anyone from the RTA wish to send me some free ferry tickets to say thanks)
P.S to any Ledger family members reading this thread, apologies.
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Good riddance to Rotto ? Misfiring catchphrase.
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So you didn’t see the plaque on the smaller block to your left then TLA?
“Dedicated to Heath Ledger’s daughter Matilda Rose – a real chip off the old block”.
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Looks like it’s already been vandalised and then cleaned up.
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I think you’re well off the mark here.
Sure it’s humble, but so was the man;
It’s functional, Heath was a keen chess palyer;
It’s virtually vandal proof;
It requires almost zero maintenance;
It’s made by another West Aussie, paid for by his parents;
Enjoy the view, have a glass of wine and play a game of chess.
Just because it’s not grand doesn’t mean its not great.
Not worst.
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Mmm, maybe, but there’s a difference between humble and bad. Ron’s done simple & elegant sculptures before. It doesn’t have to be one or the other.
I still question the funcionality of them as chess tables, unless you bring your own stools – and pieces.
Vandal proof is not really at question here.
It could still be great while not being grand.
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Where actually *is* this fuckery?
It looks like it’s in Kings Park or something, but nearly all parks here look the fucking same, so I couldn’t be sure.
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Could be a number of places ..
Hamstead Heath
Heathrow Airport
Heath, Derbyshire
Heathcote
Heathen City
Heath not here
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I seriously chuckled at this.
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Applecross. it’s where Bondy originally wanted to build a casino.
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Ah I see. That would probably make the most sense considering that his family lived there. A mate of mine who lived up the road was telling me about how fucking difficult it was to get out after he died because of all the papp.
He gave me a piggy back ride once when I was a wee one and going to after school care at Guildford Grammar – me being an ex (and never graduated) PC girl.
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The old Majestic Hotel…now there was a great great building now gone…Sunday sessions on the lawn overlooking the river…damn !!!
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it looks like it’s made out of the same stuff they used to make toilet cubicle walls out of. a bit bleached out – could have used darker rock like granite. from the Darling Ranges etc. and it’s all hard edgey looking.
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They have chess boards on top because Mr Ledger was once a junior chess champion. He was going for his masters and was to direct “The Queen’s Gambit”. The quotation from a poet Kahlil Gibran, whom was a favorite of Mr. Ledgers. On the top of the block is the classic Taoist taijitu or ‘yin-yang’ symbol which represents Mr. Ledgers spiritual side.
The Point Heathcote area was one of his favorite places as a boy. The views from where the memorial is located are spectacular, and its called Matilda bay. Like his daughter. His family put a lot of thought and love into this. RIP Heath, I was very privileged to have worked with you. You are missed and I think your family did an awesome job on your memorial.
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Yeah, I get all that, but they’re still pretty pathetic to look at.
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And I think the sculptural artistic response to him being a chess player being a small lamearse chessboard is highly lacking in imagination. Cmon, even the obvious such as a giant granite chess piece would have been better. That’s really what I’m saying. If he was so fantastic, couldn’t anyone come up with something more impressive than this? It is actually terrible. i never met the dude, but I am 100 percent certain he would have liked something with just a little bit more imagination.
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Something like this, perhaps?
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Copypasta. Can’t remember now where else this or a similar comment appeared.
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Legend 101 is a bot
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A Dianella bot?
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im not a boot.
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Don’t think so , nor a copypasta. Evidence ?
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Might be far easier for TLA to search the TWOP archives than for any of us mere commentators. Pretty sure the search feature doesn’t scan comments – only initial posts. Then again, TLA could institute age verification, or a separate TWOPKids blog. Rad.
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Whoops, already done I think.
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Just use your google friend with the site parameter. e.g
“search text” site:theworstofperth.com
in the google text box.
Same day indexing now.
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Wow, and to think I wrote a job application the other day claiming I was au fait with “internet based applications.” Thanks Bill.
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Isn’t that why you need a new job. You were au fait on TWOP all day?
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He he, I think. God you’re brutal.
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Here it is, NF#1.
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Thanks Snuff, gracious as always.
Maybe the only book L101 has read. Any coincidence that both “Thomas” and L101 are/were claiming to be 12?
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Whats a bot Orbea?
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It’s near Darch.
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l ader of t e Li eral Par y
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whats darch?
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