Was a nice week inPerth Worsts. The Chong conspiracy, wormholes in Moora and moor. As is the tradition some worsts from the wider world for the weekend.
Marjoriex thinks the person believed responsible for the Walrus sculpture in Morley has visited Frankfurt. Perhaps. I think they were going OK until the man’s head. She also looks like she’s performing some sort of vitnary procedure on two cow backsides too. Thanks Marjoriex . 
- unchain my boozies
From Cimbali.
Perth Airport always comes up trumps in any worst of perth discussion but this was my favourite this time – along with the red emergency light on the roof of the ladies toilet with the word evacuate underneath it.
Do you think that this means the bags are made out of road kill?
Yes they probably thought it was clever. I like the sound of the evacuate light Cimbali, but it becomes another worst. A photo opportunity someone tells me about but didn’t take.
roadkill luggage
And David Fucking Outrage Cohen saw this in Shenton Park. Why? Or perhaps the marketing hook is that the dogs can eat their dinner twice? Thanks DFOC.
then they eat it again
And a final one fromHazel whos dad found copies of the old Western Mail in a ceiling. I think this was before Paul Murray was political editor. There are several more I’ll put up.
Thanks everyone. Worst well
The Worst of Perth 
No wogs in my paddock. I love it. Why can’t we be this politically incorrect with all advertising these days?
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Speaking of the Olden Days, did anyone check out Dace Warner’s essay on Perth in the 60’s & 70’s in the West Magazine. He mentioned TWO of our faves – Hans Merks AND Barrie Barkla :-)
Dave must have been reading TWOP :-)
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And Dave Warner in the article mentioned in my previous post mentions how the Orbit Inn was one of only 2 licenced premises on a Sunday back in the dim dark days of restricted Sunday liquor laws.
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Respect, Frankfurt. Public nude tranny bovine fisting bukkake is gonna take some topping.
Roadkill ? They are not dead, they are just sleeping.
Kudos to BARF for honesty. Possibly.
… and Dee Spray controls Web Worm ? Who needs Patch Tuesday ?
You’re on fire, TLA. Avagoodweegend.
p.s. Thanks for the bonus apostrophy. Who’s dad ?
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I don’t suppose there’s an online version of that essay anywhere, searchmeister Frank ?
The late Johnny Leopard used to do a brilliant Hans Merks impression.
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Alas, there isn’t it’s only in the dead tree magazine. But it is worth hunting around for a copy.
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Snuff, oh yeah, mo’postrophe. Fixed. Thanks, but it is the contibutors who are on fire. None of my own shots in this one. There are so few blogs that have such a high content of original photos. Love youse all.
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he’s started on the howling wolves early…
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I changed your new title from Ten Rage to Teh rage. I assumed you’d started on the black sambuca early.
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I think the face on that Frankfurt sculpture might be Boris Becker.
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I was impressed by the grouse mons in Frankfurt until Snuff @ 2:51pm explained why.
‘Phosfone 20’ sounds like it could have an ‘agent orange’ type active ingredient popular in the sixties – guaranteed no wogs for ever!
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Sorry if I spoilt the mystery, Hovean.
You take out the apostrophe, yet don’t add the ‘e’, TLA. You are a funny bugger.
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I thought you’d like it.
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Started early, finished late.
Snuff, my vet nurse associates have also been laughing (howling like a wolf?) over TLA’s handling of veterinary.
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DFOC said:
“Snuff, my vet nurse associates have also been laughing (howling like a wolf?) over TLA’s handling of veterinary.”
Too much of the “Howling Wolf”, methinks.
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This Frankfurt sculpture is of a Neanderthal woman. Did you know that Neanderthals were Fanta pants ? No Fanta-sy required here.
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But why is she trapped in the rock, Bill?
Has she offended the Gods in some way? Been accused of sexual deviance?
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Oh Marg. I neglected your link. You want one? And I think it’s to do with a man’s head trapped in a woman’s body.
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Yes, thanks, LA. A link to Round the Bend in Bassendean would be great.
Just read Stu’s post on the beer festival – hilarious – so much more embarrassing than Basso’s recent Planet Earth Day, the beer fest made that look almost successful.
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At least it wasn’t held in the Town of Claremont – if their botching of the Big DAy OUt is anything to go by and which required Ministerial Intervention once again.
In fact the Organisers are so pissed off with Claremont Council they are considering bypassing Perth altogether.
No wonder Perth is Dullsville where tinpot councils can make or break an event.
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Cultural Cringe, the lot of it.
An attempt to copy something from another culture and environment for the sole purpose of making a quick buck.
The average mug punter is so sure that anything exotic has to be better than a home grown product that they will shell out to attend the ghastly echo of a foreign festival even when the seasonal conditions are completely out of kilter.
OctoberFest is held in the seasonal equivalent of April in South Island NZ!
Autumn in high latitudes for chrissake. Not Mid Summer in the sub tropics.
That anyone actually paid to get in demonstrates well the inability of people to intelligently discriminate between fact and commercially created fiction.
But I’m getting all tooo serious again. Am I not.
Cynicism rules! OK ?
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Can anyone say El Caballao Bianco ? Herb Alpert made a nice sum in performance royalties over the years as the shows were basically a soundtrack of his entire catalogue.
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El Caballo has been advertised for some rodeo or something. Does it still exist? May need to make a trip.
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TLA, you know it still exists – you did a worst on it after my trip earlier this year. Aye carumba!
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Yes, but this is an old post since we’re up to 70 something with worstoffs. I did like to be reminded of that statue though.
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Yep, after many years of laying dormant after the original owners went bankrupt, they relaunched it as a function centre for Conferences and only recently brought back the horses show.
Gory details here :-)
http://www.elcaballo.com.au/
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Speaking of Hans Merks and Crap Car Ads You can finally see the Parkland Mazda Ad featuring an animated “Singing Mazda” when you click on the live stream for 6IX :-) As they are sponsors of said Audio Stream.
http://www.6ix.com.au/streaming/stream.htm
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Frank, you’re a nob. Not a creative bone (or anything) in your body. Are you always this negative or for only 23 hours a day?
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25 hours a day, 8 days a week. You don’t look closely enough.
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Macca must be a peeved creative: not having a creative bone is the ultimate insult.
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What the hell? Are you a Hans fan? A disgruntled 323 owner? The voice of the Singing Mazda?
Of all Frank’s TV trivia postings, why has this one angered you so?
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Frank does have a creative spelling bone though
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It is called having brain faster than fingers typing :-)
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I lost a packet investing in Bonf Corporation, based on your tip, Frank. Expect a Today Tonight visit any day now.
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Must be Hands Murk himself. Incidentally Hands, Frank balances 23 hours of negative with one hour of positive. Its the yig and the yong.
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