You’ve got to admire the achievements of our Nikki or “Nikki” as the sign has it. That a nipple deprived girl could even get through the first few rounds of Miss Nude Australia is accomplishment enough, but to win..? Kudos, “Nikki”, kudos. And what’s happening with the other breast? hanging lower and apparently mangled behind the cellophane. Wait there’s a joke in there.
A) My Miss nude has no nipple.
B) How does she smell?
A) Terrible!
No wait, does that work? May need some workshopping if not photoshopping. Xotica should be asking for their money back for this sign. Really bad work.
This terrible sign can be found on William Street Northbridge.
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Nipple-deprived or otherwise, it’s not surprising she won “Miss Nude”, given all the others are wearing clothes.
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Oh come on you lot, have you ever been to Xotica?
Xotica has perths hottest babes
Nikki is gorgeous and she is Penthouse Pet 2011
Go to Xotica and see for yourself
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NO young man I have not been to Xotica, nor will I. I hear it’s really classy though.
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i’m not sure about the shoving though.
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Not all about the shoving?
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You do realise, don’t you Ben, that no matter how bravely you defend Nikki here, she still thinks your a wired little creep, who goes too xotica a bit too much, and stares a bit too intently. She’ll never fuck you.
You know that, don’t you?
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They might all be her.
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A diamond-studded tiara is just inappropriate in these circumstances. Do they make them in polypropylene?
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Is that Johnny Scrotum in the background??:
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“They might all be her”. Yeah? Can one woman have that many bad looks?
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Didn’t the judges notice they were all her? No wonder she won!
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I guess only a female’s gunna notice that not only are there no nipples but the boobs are made of plastic.
Strange. On the website, the left one’s noticeably higher.
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Miss Nude The Musical
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I’ve seen this young lady before : on the cover of Fanny magazine. And yes Lisa she wasn’t all her ; the cost of an implant is a circular tit. The circular on the circular.
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In fact that stuff on the left is one of them leaking.
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Oh thank crap this was verified. I honestly thought I was seeing things when I walked past this.
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I LOVE NIKKI
shes hot
they have to cover nipple to make the advertising legal
and u dumb fucks they are all nikki
if u were as hot as her then u could have the glory]
but ur not
so get fucked
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This is new. Spam expressing a gender confused texting opinion. O brave new world ….
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But I AM as hot as her. Wot you talking about Hymie? They airbrushed out the nipple becuase they are shithouse graphic designers. What’s wrong with a * to cover the nip? Would have looked better than making her look like some mutant freak. And I do have the glory. Yes, the glory, all of it. I have it all at my house right now. And you also don’t say why her other tit is all mangled up. Is that to keep it legal? Also is it to keep it legal that she looks like crap in every pic? C’mon Hymie, you can’t possibly defend this pic as anything else than a disaster.
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Hymie, wot you think of the Wallaby’s pouch today? Does it have the glory?
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Speaking of nudes, what is it with Barney judging the 92.9 Suburban Centrefolds Nude Calendar ?
http://www.929.com.au/shows/emandwippa/features/subcentrefolds
Isn’t it a bit of a contradiction, considering some of the Liberal Party policies on Censorship ?
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Frank – what a depressing website! Which one is Em and which Wippa? Could they try any harder to be cool?
What’s their slogan? It’s not because we’re cunts?
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Em, is the one on the left, ex Australian Idol contestant, which says it all really.
For those who remember, back in the late 80’s, Austereo bought 6IX and changed it’s name to The Eagle, and pioneered the “Morning Zoo”, which marked the downfall of Top 40 type radio.
Also, this is why I don’t listen to the FM stations, but prefer 6IX, pity they can’t be metro wide on FM, though I can pick up their Wanneroo Translator here in downtown Middle Swan.
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I think it’s nice that Hymie felt welcome to say hello here, en route to finding some proper internet porn.
So that’s where all the glory went, LA. I was meaning to ask.
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Hymie, you only love Nikki ’cause she sat on your lap and wiggled. How long did you last?
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Nikki is a true peformer
If any of you anonmous ugly bastard had the guts to put your photo on the internet,then I would respect you
You see Nikki is paid to be gorgeous and you are not.
So Fuck you all. You jealous fat ugly losers.
Nikki can model and make men throw their wages at her
Can You?
No
SO shut up
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Pay the girl enough to get a new nipple.
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YO
She has a nipple its just airbrushed
ur just jealous coz u have to work hard for a living
nikki has her looks
and you are all losers
yo
f u
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ur just mad coz ur bf spend all his cash on hot nikki types and not u
thats why u spend so much time on the computer getting fat then getting on the pole
nikki nikki nikki
you should just watch her. its hot
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I’m a little concerned for Nikki’s safety.
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why be concerned. Im travelling world, and have more interests outside perth than you boring lot. Anyhow stay tuned for my perfect nude pics of my nipples.
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Are you sure you’re the same jamie/jamiie of the previous posts? You seem to have lapsed into almost proper grown-up English (and, confidential to jamiie – adding an ‘i’ to your name is soooo, like, teenage girl, whatever).
I can just imagine the rich cultural experiences you will have when travelling world. Ahh, the sex clubs of Bangkok… the swinger clubs of Hamburg… the red light district of Amsterdam… the titty bars of Las Vegas… and the skimpies of the Ling. Bon voyage, our slightly unhinged obsessive friend. Be sure to write.
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Seriously you people with ya comments obviuosly have no life or are obviously depressed with the way you look. I’m nikki’s partner of 9 years, winning Miss Nude Australia combines 2 full 15 minutes choreographed routines as well as modelling catwalk style. Prestigious to win and competing againt 16 other girls from all around Australia, the best of each state. To win the comp in only her second year after coming 3rd last year, and being back to back miss Nude WA well i need to say no more.Now she gets to work all around Australia and Internationallly why you all sit at home and ponder why your lives suck as you write comments like you do behind an alias on the computer.
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You all need to get a life and go do some work!!
Seriously… one has to be pretty bored or have nothing better in life to take a photo, and start a blog on the net about Miss Nudes Airbrushed Nipple.
They are trying to Ban Topless Beaches in this country… so obviously Having a Nipple on the wall of the building may not go down to well with our Lord Mayor!!
Get a Life, and All the Best Nikki and to anyone else brave enough to follow what they want in life!
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Guys look at the poster. You seriously telling me that’s not an insult to the girl? This is a site of satire featuring hideous and awful graphic design, architecture etc in the city. You couldn’t really claim that this doesn’t fit into that category. That’s world class shithouse.
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Hmm, are these posts emenating from the same IP adress, is this some kind of viral attack by her manager to paint her as the victim in this piece ?
I love people telling people to “Get A Life”, when they are in fact responding to this very post :-)
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No Frank, sadly from different ip’s. Even more sad is that someone googling nude and nipple for some wanking material is saying “get a life”, and the other is saying
“…write comments like you do behind an alias on the computer” is writing behind an alias from a computer.”
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Exactly my point – something like Pot + Kettles, which also applies to a certain high profile legal practitioner on the other thread :-)
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Nikki is indeed very lucky to attract such a loyal and erudite partner.
we should be happy for her
I know I am
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The random capitalisation reminds me of something…
Is that you, Ann?
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Unfortunately for “Mr IT” his computer skills don’t extend to understanding what a blog is. Hint to “Mr IT” this blog isn’t
“a blog on the net about Miss Nudes Airbrushed Nipple”. Learn something about computer grammar , you can’t claim to be an IT person by having a Microsoft Certified Wanker dipshitploma.
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Re:
this blog isn’t a blog on the net about Miss Nudes Airbrushed Nipple”.
But that’s a great idea.
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This post has moved into the top ten all time. Chong is not far behind.
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What are they… let me guess
Stripper World
Chong
Alsatian Rampant
one of the nurry ones
One of the Worst ones
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“Fruit and Vegetable Strip
For this very explicit show the girl will perform a sizzling strip followed by the insertion of a sexy selection of fruit and vegetables.
Approx 30 minutes
Get this if: You’ve seen the Pearls and Vibrators before.”
From: http://www.perthstripper.com.au/strippers.php
and:
“Book Early, Wedding Season Is Here
We advise that you book early as wedding season generally starts around September, and our girls get very busy. So to avoid disappointment, call now on..”
Yes nothing says I’m comitted to marriage like a live porno show complete with “insertion of sexy selection of vegetables”
I doubt most meat eaters of perth woudl find vegetables sexy – how about a chop?
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Fish finger?
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F X H,
It’s a feminist vegan conspiracy.
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Like a man says goodbye to sexy fruit and vegetables when he says ‘I Do’.
Mmmm. Turnips.
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… and melons, poor lisa.
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Hmm. When her tits deflate, will the dj still say I do
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but when everything goes south , will u still love ur partner?
How is she making the world a better place?
Just makes the dicks go up
Do you take her earnings, is that how ur relatnship works
Hmm.
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Daft twat. Go away.
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How is that daft .Arsewipe rolly?
NO man could love a woman who sells herself
As soon as she deflates,
Im sure dj will blow into a new model
Thats just life
Anyhow rolly wheres ur pic. fuck face
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There’s always something there to remind me of greg.
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And now Miss Nude is set to surpass Alsatian rampant in the popularity stakes
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Im sure its not giving too much away to say I have touched Michelles boobs and they are definitely not real. OOps did I say Michelle. Sorry.
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Man, I’ve been meaning to take a photo of this piece of shit. It makes trips into Northbridge a gut-wrenching experience.
…Or maybe that’s just Northbridge.
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Probably not the first to tell this to you, but this is a vanished worst at long last!
…Nott that I made a point of looking, mind you. I just happened to see.
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This has sagged out of most active posts AGAIN.
Have Michelle’s fans deserted her??
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I thought she was our Nikki?
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Sagged, indeed, just as these appendages are inclined (is that the right word ?) to do with the passage of the years.
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Not those ones, Rolly. They’ll still be perky well into the next millennium, I suspect.
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You will note on July 15 someone claimed to have touched “Michelle’s” breasts.
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A stage name? That’s so bogus.
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And yes it is another vanished worst now. At least the National/State library has saved the nipple-less boozie for all time.
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That is impossible.
Somebody ate them.
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I work with Nikki often and she is stunning and very popular. The people that sit on here trashing her are all the men that would never have a chance with her or any woman like her. She won Miss Nude Australia… do any of you guys have a title like that? i think not.
Nikki has incredible talent and is a beauty so screw anyone that says any different.
There is no point hating her partner either, just because he goes home with her while you other men wank over posters or net pictures!
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Dude, she has no nipple!
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I would love to win Miss Nude Australia: there would finally be something to accompany my grade 3 backstroke proficiency certificate.
But I’m a bloke, so how can I win it? Have the rules changed?
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Chey is right, no man on this site has a Miss Australia title.
I wonder why that is.
My mother did however win Miss Shapely Ankles at Butlin’s Holiday Camp, Pwllheli, Wales 1952.
so there
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I heard they were so hot Butlin’s used them to heat the pool, skink.
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yup, that looks like me on the right in the bathing cap
note all the old dears in the loungers, arms folded, waiting to be entertained.
my mother did not win a tiara, but I think she got a voucher for a full English breakfast
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No doubt they’re waiting for the Holiday Lovelies Competition, skink.
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If removing one’s clothes is an incredible talent, I should probably secure the services of Harry M Miller!
Plus, I have not one but three nipples – take that no nipple Nikki!
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Are you a donor? Perhaps Our Nikki could get a transplant?
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I am a donor, but my current project is growing “DJ Swinger” a new ear, on my back.
So the nipple transplant could possibly be arranged in the new year, God willing.
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I think “Our Nikki” commenters are even more retarded than cuntry people.
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Yo.
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Yes TLA, me too. Though I am beginning to suspect Nikki can’t even write. She must be well aware of her fame on this site by now. Why hasn’t she taken the time to come here and defend her talents?
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The thing that gets me is that no one (well none of the regular TWOPpers, I can’t speak for the other assorted mouth breathers) has criticised Our Nikki. The criticism is for the shit graphic design, which I can only assume was not also Nikki’s work (unless she is indeed as talented as Chey asserts).
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Hahaha
Miss Nikki is fat.
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Great to see the thread is still in the top posts TLA.
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Is is the same Nikki that works for Xotica club?
Well have you seen her?
Nikki is Miss Nude Xotica Girls
Miss Nude WA – I think she won this 2 or 3 times
Miss Nude Australia
Nikki is a Penthouse Pet
Nikki gets paid to appear around the world
Check out her photos on Xotica website –
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You didn’t notice the Xotica logo on the pic? Or the mention of Xotica in the post?
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OMG are you guys and girls for real……
Nikki was at Xotica Strip Club last weekend, she is the hottest female perth stripper ever!
Nikki-Xotica Girls has won more titles than any other female stripper in perth.
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Winner of many nipless tittles.
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How does she rack up against Baby Doll. Anyone else here remember her ?
1986. Those were the days, Americas Cup, strippers in every hotel you walked into.
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ben I’m really proud of you. And I hope your parents are too. Giving that poor nipple less girl a go.
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A post about poor graphic design has attracted so many chivalrous yet illiterate types defending this woman who doesn’t seem to need any defending.
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I think youv’e hit the proverbial nail on the head with illiterate. They clearly don’t bother with all that wordy stuff at the top of the page.
I’m afraid I will be unable to give you snaps of the Donnybrook apples TLA. Some idiot said there was a cyclone bearing down on the South West so we changed our travel plans. Lamest cyclone ever ( to borrow a Bentoism).
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I was already thinking of them as a not worst. Stupid yes, but also magnificent.
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This chick doesn’t need or want your moronic defence of her. Let go your fuzzy nuggets and have a read of the post.
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Dont you think this is a bit inapropiate.
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“Nikki” rockets up to #3!
I see she was doing private shows until last week:
http://xotica.com.au/pages/nikki.htm
• Private parties, bux parties, corporate events etc. Perth
• Topless and nude waitressing
• Solo Strip Shows up to “Pearl”
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Up to but including? Or up to but not including?
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Who the hell is pearl?
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I believe a ‘pearl’ strip builds to a finale where a string of pearls is pulled out
don’t tell me that’s not classy
it’s not just about the shoving, and so on
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Knew I should not ask.
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good question i wonderd that to Who Is Pearl?
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This has become positively flaccid and is now back to #8 on most active.
Come on “Nikki” fans – do the right thing….
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i think our nikki is appearing at the strip joint on william street, the one between francis and james.
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So whos Nikki and Pearl and what did they do? thats the last question
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They are beaches TL101, as described here.
You may need to fib about your age to view the site, however it is about bars/alcohol, not anything too untoward.
Beaches, yes, beaches.
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Or maybe they are bars at the beach?
Whatever.
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