Letter to Subiaco Post, picked up from Google news reader.
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The Worst of Perth 
Haha awesome! You should have mentioned the early 90’s graphic des retro chic of the Post’s own logo.
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Fuck, you could have mentioned that one of the top 10 TWOPPERS for 2008 lives and works in the western suburbs! Fucking outrageous, I’m going to call Teh ‘Rage and demand that he does a story about ME… a fucking feature none-the-less!!!
Read this letter whilst on the crapper. Great little read The Post.
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Shouldn’t that be one of the bottom 10 to qualify as a truly worst.
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Dear P Nurry
What the fuck was that prick thinking when he associated me – yes, me! – with that cheap suburban rag?
You’ll never find my expert opinions anywhere except in class publications. Ditto for radio rants. Could say the same for the telly, except they sacked me after a short while because I looked too fat and had a voice that sounded like a country bumpkin who had spent all of his formative years growing up in Corrigin driving a tractor.
And what would someone who helped find the Sydney be doing even remotely associated with this rag. Sure Christian DID help free John Button. Jammy bastard might even find Rayney’s murderer if he puts his mind to it. But that’s nothing compared to my achievements, which include:
Bitter tirades about the navy
Bitter tirades about Carpenter
Bitter tirades about McGinty
Bitter tirades about the potato board
Bitter tirades about Condie Rice
Bitter tirades about bike helmets
Bitter tiades about the yanks
Bitter tirades about the poms
Bitter tirades about India
Bitter tirades about the Sunday Times
Bitter tirades about elections
Bitter tirades about Tarantino
Bitter tirades about elites
Bitter tirades about dog catchers
Bitter tirades about pointless bitter trirades
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Don’t forget multanovas.
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Lazy @ 5 – 画龙点睛………………………….nice
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#6. 老板，谢谢，谢谢，可是，我喜欢， “杀鸡给猴看” in the case of Murray.
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Or perhaps more pertinently,
旧的不去, 新的不来
with “cunt” inserted after the 旧的.
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agreed Murray = 素质差, 龌龊
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7 – can you claify the killing the chicken phrase?….Im confused
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Lazy – got it….to kill a chicken in front of a monkey……yes he should be punished and made an example off…
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and yes the “The Old CUNT does not go and the new does not come.
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Where you come by your 中文?
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#9 small of mind, but large of 肚子.
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14 – yep…from all those corporate B’fasts……head in the pigs trough with the rest of the swine….
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13 – 學校
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forkboy and TLA; per favore, o scrivete in una lingua comprensibile o scrivo io in greco. ;)
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All this Mandarin is making me hungry….Im off for some noodles…..later
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17 – ps- Im happy to write in Italian for you or Greek if you prefer…….later
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What about the bitter tirades about not able to get around bare arssed.
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Wait, skink has previously clarified what is ‘Spanish’ and what is ‘Greek’. I am, however, in the dark as to what is involved in ‘Mandarin’.
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I believe you peel back the skin and squeeze it till the juice runs down your leg.
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Like MacArthur, I have returned.
Four days on Rottnest and I am blissed out to the max.
Have a couple of offerings for LA, but knowing his past form they will languish in the folder marked Use If Desperate and not make 2009’s anniversary list.
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Your watermelon was in this week.
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I am heartened you liked my melons.
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