Mat Finish

Posted on May 9, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them towards a Barina Berlina.

It’s no good, we can still see it’s a Holden. Been a while since we’ve had a carpet. Baby leopard. Good choice.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Mat Finish

  1. Rolly says:
    May 9, 2008 at 8:22 am

    No, it was probably made in Taiwan or maybe China, and they certainly don’t have Leopards in Finland.
    Except in Zoos, perhaps.

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  2. Michael says:
    May 9, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Berlina perhaps, not Barina? =]

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  3. The Lazy Aussie says:
    May 9, 2008 at 8:31 am

    I think you are right.

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  4. Rolly says:
    May 9, 2008 at 8:40 am

    I liked the biblical reference: consequential upon an (un)(w)holy religious upbringing?

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  5. The Lazy Aussie says:
    May 9, 2008 at 8:54 am

    I’m a big “fatling” fan.

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  6. Mez says:
    May 9, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Its amazing how many international students you can fit into a sedan at $150 p/w and if you cram a few more into the caravan out the back you can make a bloody fortune!

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  7. Mazarina says:
    May 9, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    ahh I’ve missed my daily dose of TWOP! Unfortunately there’s no wifi in the Himalayas. But now that I’m back to being chained to a cubicle where I can look forward to mind numbing endless toil, I can once more take solace in LAs observations.

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  8. The Lazy Aussie says:
    May 9, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    And you’ve got at least one archive post to go through for every day you were away. Sounded like an amazing trip. Any worst of Himalayas to share?

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  9. Mazarina says:
    May 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Yes, thank you LA – I’ve had a quick skim and already I can see that I’ve missed quite a lot of golden moments.

    I can safely say you haven’t lived until you’ve had explosive diarrhoea over a hole in the ground at altitude in a foreign wilderness! At night. But even that didn’t detract from the experience as a whole!

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  10. The Legend 101 says:
    January 6, 2011 at 7:16 am

    Even a modern carpet at Ikea is Cow Skin. I also knock n run the carpet shop near my grandparents house in Inglewood it has a automatic doorbell and some bloody expensive carpets.

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