疯还是风?Feng or Feng?

Shouldn’t this feng shui car have a flashing light on the roof to part traffic on the way to a feng shui disaster? At least there should be a giant piece of bamboo in a pot, or a toilet with the seat down (to stop money flowing out). What could 3rd generation mean? 3 generations of bullshit seems a layer or two too many. There is also a sticker saying “crazy bitch” on the back window, which could be amusing for chinese speakers, as the word for crazy and wind (feng) sound the same. The chinese calligraphy looks like it has been drawn with a felt pen directly onto the car. Comrade Zoltan also pointed out that the vehicle should really be parked across the bay facing north for the greatest harmony.

feng shui, worst car, 风水

feng shui, worst car, 风水

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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2 Responses to 疯还是风?Feng or Feng?

  1. CK says:

    Might I ask how that phone number’s looking vis-a-vis the well established science of numerology?

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  2. sparkletones says:

    aww i know that guy. he is a bit kooky!

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