Worst Brothel (architecture that is). Minor adult satire warning.
Since a post on The Worst Brothel Conversion, search engines have been directing a torrent of search results for “Perth Brothel, Brothels in Perth…etc, etc, etc” to Worst of Perth. So much so that Worst of Perth is well inside the top ten google results for Perth brothels – well ahead of many legitimate knock shop links! Fortunately for you pathetic devils, Worst of Perth is in a position to help, whilst also providing a standard irony service to it’s usual punters. Here is an incredibly ugly brothel on Beauford Street Inglewood. Could it look more depressing? The light isn’t even red! If you can’t find this one, you are never going to get any.
Worst of Perth wants to make it clear that it has never had to pay for it.
Lovely T shirt contribution from Hokusan. You may need to read comments below. Minor adult satire warning..
The Worst of Perth 
At least it has air-conditioning and off-street parking.
LikeLike
I think OFF needs to be in capitals G1.
LikeLike
What makes me feel uncomfortable about this photo is that the fencing around the property next door is the sort of fencing generally used around child-care centers
LikeLike
Oh you know the building?
LikeLike
who knew huge yellow perspex signs attached to large leaning poles could be so discreet? much more comforting to neighbours than the traditional red light i’m sure. by the way are there any moves for heritage listing of the signpost? that’s a worrying angle that could only get worse with wayward parking curb crawlers.
LikeLike
Also needs a sepaate category for
1. Place most likely to have sex slaves ( from the Ukraine , Thailand etc)
2. Place with the highest number of broken down drug addicts (aka grassy molls)
LikeLike
I didn’t even know 835 was a brothel, so you’ll have to help me out with sex slaver locations.
LikeLike
ii know quite a few . Do you want me to email them to you?:)
LikeLike
you know anyone that will give head for cash?
LikeLike
worst brothel (architecture) seems like a cop-out.
either the sex is great and reasonably priced or not.
whats next? worst mcdonalds architecture?
LikeLike
I only have experience with the outside of the building. I believe there will be a Perth’s Worst An*l blog starting soon for you though.
LikeLike
interestingly “perth’s worst anal” returns perth worst at #1 on google. so i suppose im already here/
LikeLike
How do I put crying with laughter in blog speak?
I haven’t been game to put that term in google yet, as I keep forgetting how to erase search history.
Now That would be a tshirt. Perth’s worst anal. Compelling. Who could fail to click that link?
LikeLike
Just tried it, 6 of the top 10 are links to TWoP
LikeLike
Hehehehehehehehehe Is that how you found this site Hokusan?
LikeLike
I see your search in the stats Hoku
LikeLike
dear lazy aussie./
to commemorate today’s post i have made an entry for worst of perth t-shirt entry.
i hope it finds you well.solo.
LikeLike
I don’t know what to say. Seriously.
LikeLike
I really like the bit on the Tshirt that says
Did you mean: earth’s worst anal
LikeLike
The “earths worst” has to be somewhere and I think there is a good chance it is also in perth.
LikeLike
There are two more hits for perth’s worst anal today. Hoku again?
LikeLike
Pingback: Purple Brain Drain « The Worst of Perth
I drive past this every day and never realised it was a brothel… ha!
LikeLike
Neither did I. Adam. Shouldn’t it be a red sign?
LikeLike
Does poor architecture for brothels also mean lousy & overexpensive sex services for clients ? Or is it purely architectural terms where on about here.
LikeLike
I have only experienced the outsides. What is the classic phrase? “I’ve never had to pay for it mate.”
I should be getting a commission. So many search results for brothels come through TWOP. I’m sure they’ve had to put more girls on.
LikeLike
How much do they charge per hour at this joint? better not be too expensive for a dodgy looking place!
LikeLike
Btw this place may look ugly, but it has the hottest asians in perth by far. some times they can be bitchy but they are the hottest
LikeLike
There speaks the voice of experience, methinks.
LikeLike
The place next door is a shrinks office nothing to do with child care.
To be rid of search history (and more) download CCleaner it will let you sleep safe.
LikeLike
I guessed that was inglewood before i even read the thread. You see i know Inglewood and Dianella very well and even know where it is and drive past it. The thought of it being ugly and depressing is just wired.
LikeLike
How many Brothel is there on this site?
LikeLike
So now I know where I can get someone to suck my cock. Thanks Worst of Perth. Can I pass the collection plate around now?
LikeLike
this site sucks balls
LikeLike
Any idea what search brought this person here TLA?
‘perths worst anal?’
LikeLike
You tell me.
snow in perth 4
perth airport worst 4
rubbish teddy bear 3
xxx dogging beachers in perth au 3
“rainbow lodge” perth blog 3
dogging perth 3
city west massage 3
red dog 3
christmas decorations perth 3
colin barnett is a wanker 3
broadcaster clive stone 6va albany wa 3
worst christmas decorations 2
karina carvalho 2
perth brothel 2
worst thigs about perth 2
escort girls bayswater 77 perth 2
somerville festival of perth 2
swallow bar maylands
murder suicide girrawheen 1990 1
verity james marriage 1
gpo melbourne wall 1
your international passport to smoking pleasure 1
live at tenda perth 1
example perth 1
top perth twitter 1
lee rondganger 1
what i hate about perth 1
paul murray journalist biography 1
sluts in perth 1
cat poisoning bayswater 1
carports knee braces 1
closest muzz buzz to melbourne 1
the garden mount hawthorn 1
mankini perth 1
eion cameron cock 1
coles stupid meat ad 1
perth is boring crap 1
emu bitter holder 1
t i t i e s 1
alex bainbridge 1
stalker pumps 1
perth design store 1
“norwood hotel” demolition 1
nick catania, perth 1
how much is gap shirt genuine peso 1
kim soia perth 1
pbs squirrels club 1
perth blog 1
miss universe perth 1979 stage collapse 1
letterbox drops perth 1
australia fuck 1
el caballo blanco perth 1
browley towers bentley 1
why so many flies in perth 1
the worst christmas decor 1
mike ward perth 1
lingam love yoni 1
darch perth 1
daroom perth 1
ns. nude australia 1
perth flag lady 1
hate tim winton 1
tony barrass 1
dogging location perth 1
best brothels in perth? 1
perth 18 rooters 1
worst in perth 1
perth fuck 1
gillian o’shaughnessy book club 1
the double lucky perth 1
john kizon bio 1
sluts from perth 1
cheap prostitutes perth 1
asian strippers perth wa 1
registered lawn 1
man who stoops so low saying 1
reviews for school of interior design at perth cit 1
thornlie sex 1
worst of perth condor 1
kk’s on broadway 1
swan lager 1
boat bookcase perth 1
why perth 1
perth and brothels 1
hugh laurie 1
gillian o’shaunessey 1
fruity lexia 1
telstra exchange wellington st 1
green sculpture in forrest chase 1
brothels in perth wa 1
baby for sale
frank calabrese gun spinning 1
f scotts nightclub perth 1
where is visual pollution the worst? 1
architects in perth 1
sydney el caballo blanco theme song 1
selena gomez crocs 1
scando porn 1
brothal in perth 1
missnudeaustralia 1
rob broadfield review indiana tea house 1
fiona of toorak 1
llama silhouettes 1
cocos palms 1
public obstetricians kallaroo 1
asian stripper perth 1
richard trowbridge coins 1
logo swan 1
rock machine luke power 1
nude perth 1
perth graffiti 1
red castle revolving restaurant 1
jack sue 1
africa clocks 1
perth airport mayem 1
balaclava graffiti 1
katie bastians model 1
show time pizza place 1
beaufort street brotehl 1
sketchiest house in the world 1
pine plains stand off 1
bento akzidenz grotesk helvetica univers 1
public piano perth 1
serb perth 1
“chicken treat” wacko the 1
bento san akzidenz grotesk helvetica univers 1
pew that stinks! 1
rodney rude sings i hate cats lyrics 1
wrx ellis perth wa 1
terry tyzack gay cock
LikeLike
Hahahahahahaha.
LikeLike
If it were a movie it would be “Eclectic Blue”.
LikeLike
titter
LikeLike
Those dogging searches reminded me, other half was down at Woody Point jetty yesterday watching ISAF. Comes back to the car park to over hear this conversation:
‘I’ll give you 50 bucks if you give my mate a head job’
‘Another 50 if he comes in your mouth’
True story.
LikeLike
Sailing – its all about teh sex
LikeLike
I’ll bet it’s a lot cheaper in Mullalloo
LikeLike
They pay you 80.
LikeLike
Lingam love yoni
Or a Chicen Treat wacko?
Only in Teh Pert.
LikeLike
t i t i e s lol
LikeLike
eoin cameron cock and terry tyzac gay cock are perhaps the most disturbing. Terry? The pool or the person?
LikeLike
Honestly honey, I’m totally straight. It’s just my cock that’s gay.
LikeLike
I’m not sure that ‘bento’s grotesk univers’ is a cosmos that I’d like to visit.
a parallel reality full of juliet balconies and typeface-based humour.
and I’m trying to imagine why anyone would want to write, let alone read, a biography of Paul Murray ‘journalist’. I expect it just says: ‘Failed, fired, failed, fired, rehired, failing’
LikeLike
Is that just from the last 24 hours?
LikeLike
That’s about a third of yesterdays
LikeLike
I think I am sorry – I was wondering why Cockington Dog was so high in the active lists all the time, with no real new comments…
*sigh*
Is this part of TWOP’s public service remit?
Dogging locations and Strawpedo how-to’s?
LikeLike
Did you get my ‘wish’ pics yesterday?
LikeLike
yes
LikeLike
Filed in the round cabinet, no doubt.
LikeLike
I eagerly await more pics of your dogs this Sunday.
LikeLike
You can’t handle the doggy truth.
LikeLike
Great. Two dog obsessed trolls.
LikeLike
How does this work? If i search “carvillo carvalhio rob johnson adele carles anal sex death nazi booroogoon”, will that get me to top of list?
LikeLike
nup
LikeLike
adele carles anal sex death nazi booragoon
not searching, jus saying
LikeLike
third ggl result is wiki for Peter Abetz, rofl
LikeLike
bento akzidenz grotesk helvetica univers???
LikeLike
I can haz grotesk akzidenz?
LikeLike
grotesk phont akzidenz.
LikeLike
Perth is Perth……if you dont like it then FIFO (fit in ot F**k O*f). 835 donn’t have sex slaves or ukranians. damn hot hot korenans, chinese and thais mainly. And they make as much most west aussies…..alot. Ask then nicely what they what, they do it and have alt of fun. If they Thai better to ask twice!
LikeLike
“Perth is Perth”…hard to argue with that: concise, cogent, Perthy.
LikeLike
Except that it’s not. And while I’m on merch, here’s something rather special.
LikeLike
Ohh yeh mate, this be the ol` 835 where the coppas pulled me for dd in me yellow panovan. bastards took me car and told me to take a hike. got a root first then snugged up in the bed with wifey.
LikeLike
Lucky lady. Still woogling brothels, I see.
LikeLike
I’m sure your wife was as relieved as you were.
LikeLike
and by wife he means his right hand.
LikeLike
The Good Wife.
LikeLike
Pingback: Boom Time Dreaming | The Worst of Perth