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Fuck off it’s Winter

Kalamunda has retained its elderly zombie bogan vibe over the years, when you might have expected it to have become kind of artistic rustic. Quinoa has come late to this part of the world – although I have noticed The … Continue reading

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Luna

Luna Park Melbourne. By Expat Holly. Collingwood teeth by the looks. They’re the Freo Thunder of Melbourne btw.    

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Year Zero

Daniel B takes us back to a simpler time, before vibrancy, when Michael Jordan could still sell colons. I don’t remember Rumba Bar. I found a dead link which claimed that wet pussies were only $6 and mojitos $8. This … Continue reading

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An 8 hour douche

I came for the douche. I stayed for the 8 heures.

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The whole dog

Lost an entire dog? Now that’s careless? Blue collar? Probably flown to Telfer for two weeks on one week off. By Daniel B.

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Rota Rooter

Rotary Bowelscan kit? Some kind of anal whippersnipper with a petrol generator is brought to mind. Oh you mean Rotary Club?

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Slut safe

Welcome return from Jaidyn-Jaxxon. Drink safe, or the strap starts to slide off the shoulder…and before you know it, you’re drinking fucking Carlton and jacking corflute. Widgiemooltha Tavern.

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