Tag Archives: worst advertising

Year Zero

Daniel B takes us back to a simpler time, before vibrancy, when Michael Jordan could still sell colons. I don’t remember Rumba Bar. I found a dead link which claimed that wet pussies were only $6 and mojitos $8. This … Continue reading

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An 8 hour douche

I came for the douche. I stayed for the 8 heures.

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The whole dog

Lost an entire dog? Now that’s careless? Blue collar? Probably flown to Telfer for two weeks on one week off. By Daniel B.

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Rota Rooter

Rotary Bowelscan kit? Some kind of anal whippersnipper with a petrol generator is brought to mind. Oh you mean Rotary Club?

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Slut safe

Welcome return from Jaidyn-Jaxxon. Drink safe, or the strap starts to slide off the shoulder…and before you know it, you’re drinking fucking Carlton and jacking corflute. Widgiemooltha Tavern.

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Special People

Jaidyn-Jaxxon bought a scanner specifically to scan this 2009 police recruit brochure.

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Perth? Och Noooooo!

Three-time European Tour event winner Brett Rumford is representing Western Australia at the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship in Scotland this week by proudly wearing Perth branding on his apparel to promote Perth and the inaugural ISPS HANDA Perth International golf … Continue reading

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Mer-merde

By Stu. With that jawline and the crossed eyes, surely it’s Liam Bartlett? South Fremantle.

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Summer is coming…

…apparently. By The Colour H who tells that cicadas chirp and the lion roars. The afro..? Yet another classic via a Myers store.

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Floaters

Another Pete F. from Kwinarnia, soon to be the hub of malevelant floating shoppers.

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