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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 28 fix the taps

An unworst to start: far, far away from the passive-aggressive anxious clenching of West Perth and the faith-hating, anti-gay, Marx-loathing madness of Como is the curt direction of Peppermint Grove (spoilt only by the untidy arrow): I hope the taps … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 16 Detritus

“Labradors are eating my baby!” That might have been the heart-rending desperate cry in Guildford yesterday morning (if the mother had been there). As this sickening sequence of shots shows: Krazy Kym spotted a baby in the grass. It was … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading

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Two Radical Texts

Two subverted discourses, the first from Ljuke, as seen in Charles Gairdner Hospital. has the feel of a sign someone has gone past many times, wondering what demonic message the letters could fashion. Hmm, Minge Anus, Wank, Shit..? No, think … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

I see we had cock graffiti from Maylands yesterday: snore bore. It is time for a post with 100% western suburbs’ goodness. This is the standard of graffiti we have in the Golden Triangle: dated with Roman numerals. The sea … Continue reading

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The Woman in the Liver Mask

I love this. A perfect worst. Auteured by who else but Pete F. And doesn’t the liver have a wonderful shape for a logo? Not even a dog turd graphic could match it for dynamic tension and instant recognition.

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exported

This back yard was full of empties this morning. I love the goon bag, lonely in a sea of tinnies. My sources reveal the students who rent this western suburbs house always alert the neighbours about their events. The kids … Continue reading

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outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading

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