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Outrage Sunday 40 the scream

I’m not sure why this outrages me so much. I will think it through. It’s not as outraging as Matthew Broderick’s sellout. Only Dame Edna can appropriate Munch. But when Barry Humphries does ads he is not selling out. FBDO … Continue reading

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Dumping Dichotomy

Vegan’s refined Nedlands dumping ie a flowered heart or flowered heart hat, compared with… …Budda lala land’s Bassendean dumping. Whoa Basso! Sanitary pad bins, massage cushions, and masses of footwear and deflated balls. Basso wins. That’s why Rolf didn’t come … Continue reading

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In Season Eco Sociopaths

Was trying to construct a tableaux, but failed to connect these two excellent pictures by James N. Let quality be their juxtapositioning, or perhaps their Western Suburbsing. Subiaco and Nedlands. Let’s be grateful the state gummint aren’t eco Derridarians.

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Old School

By P. I laughed a lot. UWA,  ALVA (Architecture, Landscape architecture and Visual Arts). Surely Alva could have been worked into VULVA without too much trouble? Virtual United Landscape & Visual Arts?

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Hairnet Catastrophe

Hundreds of hairnets were strewn along Mounts Bay Rd yesterday morning. Some truck roll-over perhaps. The spotty teens running Claremont Hungry Jacks needed emergency nets ‘coptered in from Subiaco. Arrived just in time. I thought they were hundreds of bride garters at … Continue reading

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Registered Lawns

OK, there has been some questions from interstate and international TWOP fans about what a registered lawn is in Perth. Here is the lowdown. The strip of (public) land between your front boundary and the road is the arena of … Continue reading

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Cover my hairy shift

Another opaque Perth masterpiece by James N. (Wait, Purple Wyrm?) Every week to the hairdresser? To have what? Sex on the piles of old hair? And isn’t this the sort of note that should be handwritten? Printed, it has the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

I see we had cock graffiti from Maylands yesterday: snore bore. It is time for a post with 100% western suburbs’ goodness. This is the standard of graffiti we have in the Golden Triangle: dated with Roman numerals. The sea … Continue reading

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Hanging paper all over town

They’re so rich in Nedlands they get the servants to throw out the unused greasepaintproof paper…the notorious ‘Bloodbath on Broadway’ development in the background…

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Mira has a BHP

Mostly I’m impressed with the neatness of the script. From Outrage Cohen. Fairway, Nedlands. Not sure about the all caps, but perhaps it was big enough and hairy enough to warrant it? Graffiti in this town is so bad, it’s … Continue reading

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