Tag Archives: fremantle

Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Posted on January 29, 2012 by

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading →

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Fur Real

Posted on December 29, 2011 by

Pete F again in Fremantle is in awe at shopkeeps trying to sell fur hats with earflaps and sheepskin scarves in a Perth summer. You could live your whole life in Perth and not need such headwear. Perhaps they were … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries

Posted on December 11, 2011 by

Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 181

Posted on December 10, 2011 by

Mark R has a lovely addition to the Pizza Showtime thread. Noone has found a Firm keyring yet have they?                   Bento saw that Jesus jockeys want their hearts spring cleaned. Margaret … Continue reading →

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Honour The Flat Cat

Posted on November 23, 2011 by

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading →

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One Wheeled Trouser Snake

Posted on November 16, 2011 by

SaltySuzy saw a unicycling juggler on a train out of the city. The most incredible part is that it wasn’t on the Fremantle Line! Is Freo spreading its juggling unicycle tendencies to Crabtown via the Mandurah Line? Improved public transport … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 175

Posted on October 29, 2011 by

More words from the Booker nominated. By NataliaFan#1. I would have gone with Signs of Wife and made it a sequel to Run for Your Wife. Could run at The Regal for months. More CHOGMabilia from Orbea. More chalking on … Continue reading →

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Rex racked and sacked

Posted on October 26, 2011 by

By Matt. Didn’t seem much point in blurring the licence plate. Won’t be too many tributes to gods evolutionary Lolapalooza driving around. But, this is Fremantle, so anything’s possible apart from civic pride I suppose. A T Rex with giant … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 168

Posted on September 10, 2011 by

Note to Fremantle writers. Put your shoes on. You look like tools. This Fremantle shoeless posing has just got to stop. This time it’s Craig Silvey. From The West via Saltysuzy. Put your shoes on Craig Silvey. Coogee Beach Lion … Continue reading →

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we interrupt our regular programming

Posted on August 28, 2011 by

Shadow health minister Andrew McDonald accused the government of not introducing the leading run-scorer in the tournament. During 12 years in business on William Street in Paddington, Andrew McDonald has watched the retail tides ebb and flow. Union president Sgt. Andrew … Continue reading →

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