Tag Archives: claremont

Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

Posted on January 8, 2012 by

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading →

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The straw that broke the Emu’s back

Posted on November 18, 2011 by

“To find the soul it is necessary to lose loose it”. -Alexander Luria. This shot was chilling in its intensity. Export through a straw! Urghh. We’re not in Fremantle any more are we Bluto? Auteured by Simon S. Claremont. (Although it looks more … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

Posted on October 30, 2011 by

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

Posted on October 9, 2011 by

Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500. In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal. In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things. Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: … Continue reading →

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Ride on

Posted on October 3, 2011 by

Matt claims this was the best ride at the Royal Show. Was it $15 per Matt? Actually they should have made it $80 a go, the hook being that you get to stand up and walk away afterwards.

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Outrage Sunday 21 bon appétit

Posted on September 25, 2011 by

What sort of pervert eats the peas and leaves the corn? Claremont. You know we’re still booming when Midland fatties are tossing aside their nibbled doughnuts. And this retail insanity: where to start? One you’re past the quotation marks and … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 19 Truthers Redux

Posted on September 11, 2011 by

This superb scale model of the Twin Towers will be on show in Kings Park today – but it’s not a swap meet. No, it’s much more serious than that: Truthers still fearlessly walk among us, and they will have … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Legs 11

Posted on July 17, 2011 by

I got a bit sulky when Krazy Kym wouldn’t let me buy this water slide. It was even on special for $299. Judging by the photos it enables you to float in the air. Magic. Probably just as well: the … Continue reading →

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Sunday Morning Coming Down

Posted on June 27, 2011 by

I walked from Embleton to Claremont and back yesterday and recorded the worsts. If the future wants to know what Perth was like on a Sunday morning in 2011, then this is what it iiiiissssss. I like that the vibrancy … Continue reading →

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