I pity the Dominos promo

By Pete F, Dalkeith.

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alleged small distillery

I think it is time for our first police post. I love these pictures from Camillo: the vibrancy! Is that…dog food in the final pic? Police Media says: “Officers from the Camillo Policing Team (Armadale Police Station) today executed a search warrant at an residence in Groveland Drive in Camillo.

“As a result of information received from the community, a Liquor Control Act Search Warrant was executed at the address where a 63 year old man had allegedly converted the majority of his premises into a distillery.  It will be further alleged he was manufacturing Whisky, Bourbon, Vodka, Midori, Jägermeister and Rum.  At the time of executing the warrant, the distillery was active and a process was under way.

“The man will be summonsed for various Liquor Act Offences, including the sale and supply of liquor and its manufacture (these charges are yet to be determined).

“Inquiries are still being undertaken in relation to any Federal offences that may have also been contravened.” distilary3distilary4distillary2

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Dead Kennedy

Did Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi get control over Kings Park? Or did it die in the arse with Bong Banning Barnett’s boundary bungling? If she has it, perhaps she can turn her attention to Governor Kennedy’s Fountain. I seem to remember that crackpots used to extol the vibrancy of its water, filing filthy plastic containers with its life draining goodness. Now. Not. By James P N.image image image image image image

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In the pink

Business news and financial reports on pink newsprint? What a great idea! Charlotte loved today’s West: her only complaint the organ was too small at 60 pages.

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Green Speed Cameras

There’s talk of tripling the number of speed cameras in Perth. Reign of Error noticed this one that had gone native. And then got fined by the police for taking the photo of it! Kudos ROE. Kardinya.

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Outrage Sunday 185 North Perth Bowling Club

I had to apologise to DBC Pierre on Friday for the lack of relentless blue sky. It was awkward. I will direct his attention to this outstanding series, from Mr Underbury via Bento. “The North Perth Bowls Club smoking area, formally opened by Alannah MacTiernan,” our sock-sorting comrade says. “Only 3 years old. But the seats appear to have been salvaged from the old #305 from Lesmurdie to Perth.” Beautiful. IMG_6054IMG_6055IMG_6053IMG_6056IMG_6052

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Open Worsting

Was suggested we have an open post for Saturdays.  One topic. Why won’t people stop saying “Baby Gammy”?

And regarding the Peppermint Grove post the other day, J H pointed me towards the excellent Peppy Grove Wanker. Also Peppy Grove wankering slightly differently on Twitter if you prefer. Which you would if you lived south of the river I guess.

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