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		<title>Reacharound</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/24/reacharound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, who is the clown that did this? I&#8217;m trawling the bestseller types, seeing if there are any of them worth reading. Kellerman &#8211; largely crap. James Lee Burke, risible Wintoning. This is the first Jack Reachcaround I have read. &#8230; <a href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/24/reacharound/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14264&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, who is the clown that did this? I&#8217;m trawling the bestseller types, seeing if there are any of them worth reading. Kellerman &#8211; largely crap. James Lee Burke, risible Wintoning. This is the first Jack Reachcaround I have read. Starting off OK, but they all do. Yes you Stieg Larsson. I am a little puzzled though. Isn&#8217;t there a Jack Reacher film with Tom Cruise? Reacher describes himself as a big guy 6 feet 5 inches tall. <em>A full three feet taller</em> than Cruise. In any case, this vandalism is how Nazi Germany started.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/reacher.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14265" alt="reacher" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/reacher.jpg?w=640&#038;h=535" width="640" height="535" /></a></p>
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		<title>hold the front page!</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/23/hold-the-front-page/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 06:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rottobloggo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those pesky IODs! They&#8217;re far more dangerous than IEDs or even IUDs.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14261&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those pesky IODs! They&#8217;re far more dangerous than IEDs or even IUDs.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/wet.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14262" alt="wet" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/wet.jpg?w=640&#038;h=272" width="640" height="272" /></a></p>
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		<title>Outrage</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/23/outrage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some nice alarm outrage seen by Orbea in West Perth. Formal complaint. Nice.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14257&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some nice alarm outrage seen by Orbea in West Perth. Formal complaint. Nice.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/outrage.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14258" alt="outrage" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/outrage.jpg?w=640&#038;h=480" width="640" height="480" /></a></p>
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		<title>Killer Beez</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/22/killer-beez/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the last rural sections of the arrondissement. A small bar or vacant shop will be built here if we don&#8217;t get a heritage order.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14252&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the last rural sections of the <a title="A Street Guide to Perth Worsts" href="http://theworstofperth.com/2010/09/11/a-street-guide-to-perth-worsts/" target="_blank">arrondissement</a>. A small bar or vacant shop will be built here if we don&#8217;t get a heritage order.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/killer.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14253" alt="killer" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/killer.jpg?w=640&#038;h=480" width="640" height="480" /></a><a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/killercu.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14254" alt="killercu" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/killercu.jpg?w=640&#038;h=455" width="640" height="455" /></a></p>
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		<title>Newman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have we had Newman before? In any case, don&#8217;t drink the water. By The Ducktoucher. Could you use it for an enema?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14247&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have we had Newman before? In any case, don&#8217;t drink the water. By The Ducktoucher. Could you use it for an enema?<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/newman.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14248" alt="newman" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/newman.jpg?w=640&#038;h=480" width="640" height="480" /></a></p>
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		<title>plucky Perth</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/20/plucky-perth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 05:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rottobloggo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It may not be a cultural mecca like Melbourne but don&#8217;t underestimate plucky Perth,&#8221; say Express Newspapers in Pommyland. They&#8217;re a bit luke-warm on Shazzatown, though: &#8220;Locals love to hate &#8220;Freo&#8221; and the Freemantle Markets may offer a little too &#8230; <a href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/20/plucky-perth/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14243&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It may not be a cultural mecca like Melbourne but don&#8217;t underestimate plucky Perth,&#8221; say <a href="http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/travel/400751/Enjoy-the-Lions-share-of-fun-in-perfect-Perth">Express Newspapers</a> in Pommyland.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re a bit luke-warm on Shazzatown, though: &#8220;Locals love to hate &#8220;Freo&#8221; and the Freemantle Markets may offer a little too much &#8220;alternative&#8221; lifestyle for some people. There&#8217;s no shortfall of felt bags, handmade jewellery and melodic buskers here.&#8221;</p>
<p>But Cott gets the thumbs-up: &#8220;Cottesloe&#8217;s iconic sprawling sands, fringed with distinctive pointy Norfolk pines, sum up everything a great family Aussie beach should be.&#8221; Cott, of course, is &#8220;one of 19 within the city limits, with miles of white sand and clear waters as well as stupendous views across to car-free Rottnest (Rotto)&#8221;.</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t forget: &#8220;Join a Nannup guide whose family are direct descendents of the Wadjuk for a tour through the Southern Hemisphere&#8217;s largest green space, Kings Park, to learn about bush tucker survival and Dreamtime history. The native flora and fauna here, such as the mighty Boab tree, are magnificent. Don&#8217;t miss the park&#8217;s highlight, a stroll over the canopy of eucalyptus trees via a sweeping glass and steel aerial walkway (indigenouswa.com).&#8221;<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/express.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14244" alt="express" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/express.jpg?w=640&#038;h=669" width="640" height="669" /></a></p>
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		<title>Oiled</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/20/oiled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buddha LaLaLand saw this sad unctuous reminder of the once powerful road opening skills of the oleaginous Julian Grill in 1984. No doubt the scissors kept slipping from his dripping fingers. Even he wouldn&#8217;t have predicted that the soon to &#8230; <a href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/20/oiled/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14238&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buddha LaLaLand saw this sad unctuous reminder of the once powerful road opening skills of the oleaginous <a title="Cundle Burke" href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/06/cundle-burke/" target="_blank">Julian Grill</a> in 1984. No doubt the scissors kept slipping from his dripping fingers. Even he wouldn&#8217;t have predicted that the soon to be Tonkin Highway would be <a title="Ton-Kin Highway" href="http://asiabeat.wordpress.com/2012/05/31/racist-aussies-shun-asian-highway/" target="_blank">shunned by racist West Australians</a>.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/boro-to-bogan-highway.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14239" alt="Boro-to-Bogan-Highway" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/boro-to-bogan-highway.jpg?w=640&#038;h=750" width="640" height="750" /></a></p>
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		<title>Outrage Sunday 101 smudging of energies</title>
		<link>http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/19/outrage-sunday-101-smudging-of-energies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to get some Bethany time again, but so far no &#8220;joy&#8221; with this Swan Valley specimen. I suspect her energies are unsmudged.Far be it from me to unsmudge TLA&#8217;s energies, but I fear he will be enrages by &#8230; <a href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/19/outrage-sunday-101-smudging-of-energies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14230&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m trying to get some <a href="http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/">Bethany</a> time again, but so far no &#8220;joy&#8221; with this Swan Valley specimen. I suspect her energies are unsmudged.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/grenache.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14231" alt="grenache" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/grenache.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a>Far be it from me to unsmudge TLA&#8217;s energies, but I fear he will be enrages by this triptych. Krazy Kym dutifully bit into her apple expecting the poster scene to be replicated &#8211; but she was not drenched in juice. What the? Cue a predictable Flangemaster diatribe about <a href="http://theworstofperth.com/2010/12/16/apple-and-eve/">the worstness of our apples</a>. I will have a lie down on my &#8220;doona&#8221;.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/apple1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14232" alt="apple1" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/apple1.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a><a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/apple2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14233" alt="apple2" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/apple2.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a><a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/apple3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14234" alt="apple3" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/apple3.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a>This Mosman Park scene of unsmudged energy was frightening. No wonder the dog is running for his life. My pineal gland was shaken.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/hoodie.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14235" alt="hoodie" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/hoodie.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a>Nah yeah but look. I may not be able to post next Sunday, as my energies will have been smudged. I will be (and I hope you will be too) at the CWA hall in Serpentine. FORGET that recent Nannup farrago: this is the real deal. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/religion/buddhism/buddha_day.shtml">Wesak</a> celebrations: full moon, solar eclipse. In case you don&#8217;t do the Meetup thing, I have cut&#8217;n'pasted for your benefit:</p>
<p>You are invited to attend a special day of celebration. The rural setting of Serpentine has been chosen as the site to conduct this celebration as it is an important Power Node for the earth. Meeting in a spiritual and/or sacred way near to any of the earth’s power nodes is greatly enhanced at the <span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Holy time of Wesak</strong></span>, celebration of the Buddha. Strictly no entrance for &#8220;Rainmakers&#8221;.</p>
<p>A door to sacred knowledge is opened where changes occur and a new Solar Radiation frequency is projected. This Aquarian Shift or <strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">Crystalline (Ascension) Grid</span></strong> allows for the opening of the pineal gland, located in the brain, thus allowing for the expansion and improved clarity of psychic/spiritual vision.<br /> This is a powerful and incredibly charged unique event. <strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">Guardians of the Earth</span></strong> will be present. It is a potent time where Divine Light is more easily received, integrated and transformed into wisdom. <br /> With the presence of the Cosmic and Spiritual Hierarchy: <br /> &#8211; Any obstacle can be released. <br /> &#8211; Acceleration and clarity is enhanced, even for urban planners.</p>
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<p><strong>Program:</strong> <br /> From 10.45am On arrival – <strong>smudging of energies</strong> <br /> 11.00am Start ceremonial introductions – information about Wesak <br /> 11.30am Chanting to clear chakras and align energies <br /> 11.45am Full Moon IAMU Meditation presented by Joan van Lawick <br /> 12.30pm Questions/discussion time <br /> 12.45pm Lunch <br /> 1.45pm Crystal Bowl Meditation played and presented by Lisa Throssell <br /> 2.45pm Afternoon tea</p>
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<p><strong>Cost:</strong> $5 each to cover ($80 for hall hire), and coffee and tea facilities provided.</p>
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<p><strong>Bring:</strong> Water bottle, Yoga mat, pillow, doona etc to lie down for the crystal bowl meditation. Lunch to share – finger foods etc, fridge available.</p>
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<p><strong>Venue:</strong> CWA Hall, Corner Richardson &amp; Tonkin Streets (~ no. 44 on Google Maps) Take Freeway south, turn LEFT at Karnup Road continue into Serpentine, turn RIGHT at the roundabout onto Richardson Street, <img style="max-height:700px;max-width:700px;margin:5px;float:left;" alt="" src="http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/9/0/1/c/event_236436892.jpeg" />continue until the corner of Tonkin.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pete F. saw a Cocos seed pod being put to bad use. Moist Yukka? asks Daniel. Why not? Moister the better. On the Onkyo this week. Another metamucil chemtrail by Ben A. in Rockingham. Worst well.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14223&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pete F. saw a Cocos seed pod being put to bad use.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250frond.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14227" alt="week250frond" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250frond.jpg?w=640&#038;h=1135" width="640" height="1135" /></a><br />
Moist Yukka? asks Daniel. Why not? Moister the better.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250moist.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14224" alt="week250moist" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250moist.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a><br />
On the Onkyo this week.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250blue.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14225" alt="week250blue" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250blue.jpg?w=640&#038;h=480" width="640" height="480" /></a><br />
Another metamucil chemtrail by Ben A. in <a title="Rocky" href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/17/rocky/" target="_blank">Rockingham</a>.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250chem.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14226" alt="week250chem" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/week250chem.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" /></a><br />
Worst well.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Lazy Aussie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately soft focus but otherwise wonderful plate celebrating the first boat to be set on fire by drunken youths in Rockingham, home of Mark, slightly damp teatowel McGowan, and demonstrating his transport plan. The steam train is unloading bales of &#8230; <a href="http://theworstofperth.com/2013/05/17/rocky/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theworstofperth.com&#038;blog=1800965&#038;post=14216&#038;subd=perthworst&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately soft focus but otherwise wonderful plate celebrating the first boat to be set on fire by drunken youths in Rockingham, home of Mark, slightly damp teatowel McGowan, and demonstrating his transport plan. The steam train is unloading bales of Marijuana. Note the Po&#8217;Boy tree (formerly blackboys) too. Village to violent craphole. By Dan. Found in Guildford.<a href="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/rocking.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14217" alt="rocking" src="http://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/rocking.jpg?w=640&#038;h=734" width="640" height="734" /></a></p>
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