Category Archives: worst tree

Hyde Park Massacre

Posted on April 22, 2013 by

Lots of development at Hyde Park, but the ethos kind of puzzling. There is the (natch) artist impression and the “mission statement”, but WTF? They have called in an airstrike on the islands in the lake, under the justification of … Continue reading →

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Mind the Cocos

Posted on April 1, 2013 by

Demolish everything, but make sure the precious Cocos are not touched. Here’s the thing about Maylands vibrancy. The only good bit is a tiny portion of Railway Charade encompassing Mad Kuntz. The rest is a shithole. A shithole that manages … Continue reading →

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Cotton Club

Posted on March 22, 2013 by

A lit cotton in North Perth and thumbs up to boozies in Maylands, by BuddhaLalaland. If the cotton was actually on fire, it would be better.

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The Obscenity Tree

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

Breathtaking Bunnings Bonsai by BuddhaLalaland. Make it stop! Makes the Cocos look attractive. Inglewood Bunnings.

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Tree of life threatened by trees.

Posted on February 14, 2013 by

The Tree of Life sculpture outside Wesley Emo church is being threatened by …TREES! Who will stop this arboreal terror threatening the CHOGM tree of life? You? by Pete F.

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Australia Day 2013

Posted on January 26, 2013 by

Perfect for Australia Day/Invasion Day. A merchant of death. Another foreign palm comes to take our land and culture. With added Belltower. By Alex. Have a great day patriots. I have seen fewer car flags this year.

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Countree Woman

Posted on January 14, 2013 by

By Orbea. Avely. Wherever that is. Shits all over Willagee’s effort. Is that a lamb chop in her hand?

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Cocos rot

Posted on September 27, 2012 by

One can only hope this is the start of some kind of Dutch Cocos disease, or in this case Coogee Cocos Cancer. By Pete F. Must have been a wild scene, the day these Cocos went down. What the hell … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 218

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

New Asia Beat BTW. As (thank god) Freel Thunder soon to be The Cock-Burners have finally been vanquished, Pete F saw that Joe’s Cakes seems to be afraid they’ll be coming to West Perth. Yikes, You wouldn’t wish that on … Continue reading →

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Bite!

Posted on July 20, 2012 by

She says, she says damn that horror Scourfield Sex horror sex Murray sex Coconut sex horror sex Cocos Sex Cotton horror Cocos sex Majestic Cool machine Horror West Midland. bite! Cool machine. bite! Sex Cocos. bite! AAAAAArgh! Bite! NF#1 sees massive Cocos … Continue reading →

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