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Beautiful Carlisle succulent. Rope it and they will come. By Timboglio.

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PoVi gathers pace

Rather like a Robert Hughes calling the end of Modernism, let it be noted that Perth’s move into PostVibrancy was first noted here. (It seems only last month, everybody was still envibrancing everything) . PoVi as recorded by Herb in … Continue reading

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Unless Rapture

Beautiful multiworst submission from Bill O’Slatter. The pencil pines, the Cocoses,the savage blue sky, the brick and tile, the Morleyness – and is that a Queensland Box hiding back there? You’d be positively satanic to refuse that plea to play … Continue reading

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To the palm displaying

Not in those climes where I have late been spruuuting, Though Cocos long hath there been matchless deemed, Not in those visions to the palm displaying Cottons which it sighs but to have only dreamed. Pete F sees a sculpture … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 147 phoenix

Our bed-selling friends have re-grouped, and are doing the avian business. Exceptional men.This Bulwer Street specimen won’t be doing anything pheonix-like, though, alas. And I hope the young bloke who was in this Curtin Uni dunny was able to rise … Continue reading

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Silver Birch

I like the idea of painting dead trees silver. Could work well with our swathes of dieback forest. Mt Hawthorn.

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Outrage Sunday 127 Hearts of Palm

As I went down the supermarket aisle My spastic trolley gave me the shits. I glared at the ice-cream specials, and thought: ‘Shopping really is the pits. People are rude and thrust and grasp Special stuff with their sweaty mitts’. … Continue reading

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