Category Archives: worst toilet

Outrage Sunday 143 strictly no farting

The terrorists have won. Opposite the Art Gallery.

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Outrage Sunday 130 sorry for your inconvinience

I have renamed Belmont as New Canaan, as it is a land that flows with milk and honey. Or it was on Thursday morning. There wasn’t any honey. Behold the burning bush in the background, near the Super (N)IGA sign. … Continue reading

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Cataby Sheilas

By MyNing.

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Wet Queens

Dear Queens. Could I talk to your staff about having some means to dry my fucking hands after using the bog? Or am I supposed to pay $2 for a pheromone wipe? And while we are at it, your limp … Continue reading

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Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 98 Classified Files

The much-vaunted free bread was thin on the Jamie’s Kitchen table last night. There was apostrophe abuse, though.“Gotcha!”, our balcony-strutting colleague Bento thought when he got this. “They will be grateful after tapping into my expertise. Before you know it … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 79 dunny humour

Indiana, Cottesloe. (Where else?). I have been mocked before on this weblog for my public service on Marine Parade. I just give and give and give. Enraging. Just enraging. Melville. A foreign friend drew my attention to some disgusting toilets … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 72 hope

The toilets of Curtin University: clearly a better type of graffiti than U-Dub or the others. An invitation: A Star Trek-hater writes: Goethe? Zeno of Citium? Adrian de la Touche? Hoey? Ouch: Shane Warne studies at Curtin?: This wasn’t in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 68 Dear Friends

The ultimate passive/aggressive sign/note. Even the font makes me feel tense. There are rules for everything at UWA. Apart from TWoP reporters, who is going to read this in full?

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