Category Archives: Worst suburb

Could be anywhere

Don’t narrow it down. Could be anywhere not under She-Ra’s domain. Wait. Looking closer. Nedlands? Oh no. No. Seriously no. Ever since Sir Charles Court… By Pete F.   

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Ahh Kala

Kalamunda tries to be cool with an aborted gstring deployment, but being a city is more than a discarded gstring in Barberry Square or Kalamunda Centro.  Where’s the pool of vomit? Where’s the Stones Green Ginger bottle? The wine coolers? … Continue reading

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Coot Amore

I really thought this shop was celebrating Coot Culture. It was after all Subiaco, where old coots and buffers have managed to kill off any life in their own suburb. If they are about to die, why should these young … Continue reading

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Flush me a river

Kalamunda trying harder with its dunnies. Too hard? Too soon? Doodle fish over the dryer a nice touch. I guess it’s aspirational deep sewes for septic tank lovin’ K town. No French drain is going to run as well as this. … Continue reading

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Coming of Age

Kalamunda charges into city status with a new city bar. Seen by El Guisto. 

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Bayswater Resources

Ok I’m back from Melbourne. I was going to extol the virtues of semi industrial Williamstown. But how could it compete with Bayswater’s vision for the future?  Or is that a small bar? And plans for small bars for the … Continue reading

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and Sniff?

They’ve thought of the scratch, but thought stopped before they had a chance to think about the sniff. Stop trying so hard Maylands, Subi is dead already. By Mat.  

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