Category Archives: Worst suburb

Devil in Disguise

What’s the deal with Willagee. Is it trying to distance itself…from itself? They have the horror of course, but it’s not like they are changing from some embarrassing name. Featherstone. No Cock Lane or Callitris Way? By Dylan J.

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tyred of life

“The man who is tired of Oxford Street in Leedy is tired of life,” no-one said ever. Although I do miss 130. I once saw Basil Zempilas there in a pair of fresh-out-of-the-box white thongs. Here’s another shot from last … Continue reading

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Kardinya Rising

Yeah, suck on that Maylands. Written by Harold Robbins by the way. Kind of an unofficial sequel to The Carpetbaggers.

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Burswood glamour

It was established some time ago that some forms of expression are what my Communication and Culture 102 lecturer referred to as ‘historically and culturally specific’. Let’s add extreme sitting to that list, shall we? First, we have New York … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 92 ice cold Guinness

Krazy Kym had her book club over yesterday and they were rooting around in my shelves. Imagine my embarrassment when they uncovered my copy of Pride and Prejudice from 30 years ago, complete with boozie juvenilia.Happy St Patrick’s Day. Not … Continue reading

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Verge Vibrancy

For out of towners, Perth has this moronic system of verge pickups, where the local council will pick up discarded fatback tvs and broken furniture on a specific date. This means that people litter the roadway with crap for months … Continue reading

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trolley horror

Fremantlebiz saw this shopping trolley horror at Jandakot’s Spud Shed. You don’t see that sort of thing at Claremont Quarter, let me tell you.

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WW 205 Bento’s boxes ticked

“The day Wangara ‘ticks all the boxes’ is the day I cash in my chips,” Bento said. “Corner of Motivation Drive and Excellence Drive! What a dynamic and proactive address!” From the ad: ‘OUTSTANDING INVESTMENT THAT TICKS ALL THE BOXES: … Continue reading

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WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 21 bon appétit

What sort of pervert eats the peas and leaves the corn? Claremont. You know we’re still booming when Midland fatties are tossing aside their nibbled doughnuts. And this retail insanity: where to start? One you’re past the quotation marks and … Continue reading

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