Category Archives: Worst suburb

and Sniff?

They’ve thought of the scratch, but thought stopped before they had a chance to think about the sniff. Stop trying so hard Maylands, Subi is dead already. By Mat.  

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Outrage Sunday 193 The Humanity Avenue

We want the finest humanity known to, er, humanity. We want it here, and we want it now. It is here, in the Perry Lakes development. Imagine calling the ambo from your home. “It’s near the intersection of Equality and Destiny.” Is … Continue reading

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Vibrancy removal officer

Bento notes that nothing brings a community together like a poster of a grumpy council worker. Just part of the service for the relentlessly crappy dead heart of Bayswater on King William Street. Where you can use the free wifi … Continue reading

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Oh Craigie!

A sad attempt by Craigie to grab some of the slops of Beaufort Street’s post (shown here in its pre post vibrant plumage) vibrancy. I guess it’s a valiant attempt to dress up Craigie’s dogging ramp, and I think beaufort … Continue reading

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Kalamunda “Still Baffled”…

…as ugly continues to go all the way to the bone. From Echo Kalamunda News, 11 Oct 2014.

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Nation Drunk on Kalamunda’s Shame

This blog received an emergency call from Waleed Aly on Radio National’s Drive show last night. The nation was gagging for news of just how much of a craphole Kalamunda is. Apparently. Never been on Radio National before. I’ve always … Continue reading

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Yoked to Progress

As Kalamunda Shire lets the side down so much so that some people are welcoming their potential Belmont overlords, it is up to Gooseberry Hill to provide the satirical artwork. Guernica like in its scope, this piece depicts the yoked … Continue reading

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