Category Archives: worst sculpture

Boy Without Crab

The King saw this on The Barrio, Fitzgerald Street, (FITZ gerald meaning bastard son of Gerald)  – what appears to be a crabless Boy with Crab by Giovanni Demartino. One assumes the boy’s ringhole is to be connected to the … Continue reading

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You can the head out of the dog

Too much Pete F? Not possible. Kwinarnia natch. I love the sinister empty plinths. A perfect worst.

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Busselton Bronze

Well wouldn’t you know, Busso is planning on some boardwalk artistry, and total shock, have opted for – yes, figurative life sized bronzes. And Greg James, the man who was able to drain all life and interest out of Bon … Continue reading

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Shippin’ Steel

More art on the move by Dave P. South Fremantle. You can’t see any knothole unfortunately.Well it is pretty bad I guess. But not bad enough to be interesting. Shame. Any likers?

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Turds on sticks

Skink presents Belmont’s turds on sticks. There needs to be a new scale for public art. Would we be better or worse off if it wasn’t there? A scale out of ten. I say that it is even. The value … Continue reading

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Knothole

Virtually perfect The Worst of Perth capture, by Leah. This is how it’s done. Great Eastern Highway. Destination unknown. Looking at Vince’s other artworks, none, NONE reach this fundamental quality. You’d have to reject entire forests to get the right … Continue reading

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Tree of life threatened by trees.

The Tree of Life sculpture outside Wesley Emo church is being threatened by …TREES! Who will stop this arboreal terror threatening the CHOGM tree of life? You? by Pete F.

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The unvanished

More than 4 years ago, Vic Demised saw the poor decaying Viking in the Miss Mauds carpark. Seemingly on its way to becoming a vanished worst. But no. He lives. Kudos…I guess. Aren’t the supposed horns on viking helmets supposed … Continue reading

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the best and the worst

A double-page spread of art in today’s West! But there is a downside: the Flangemaster and skink say their pics appear in the report, without attribution. Perhaps there is some mistake: I can’t imagine a news behemoth like The West … Continue reading

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Chief Peeking Willie

By Cimbali. Fremantle Markets, well known cornucopia of worsts. Of course it could just be a bison penis hooked onto his belt. A baby bison who had it chopped off on a particularly cold day. I guess. I came for the … Continue reading

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