Category Archives: worst pub/hotel/design

Outrage Sunday wrong side of the tracks

Michael Schumacher is being kept alive by a machine so Barack Obama can attend his funeral. That was one of the things I learned when TLA and Bento joined me on a two-pub crawl in Maylands. First to the crack … Continue reading

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Maylands Time 3. Save the Pen

Before we leave Maylands, let’s go back to The Peninsula Tavern proposal that had the hide to quote this blog. I took the time to have another look. The current Pen, shitty as it is, is still better than the … Continue reading

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End of the beginning of a never ending end of an era

It was almost a relief that Jane Z assured me that the Red Castle garage sale had nothing if value. I would have been right royally pissed off if I had missed a Tudor bed ( as in ” her … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 125 transmute the energy

A snip at $165: transmute your beach energy on Napoleon Street. The energy at the Guildford Hotel has been well and truly transmuted. So much so the signs are falling down. This sign will probably burst into flames this afternoon. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to … Continue reading

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Swallow Bar review

We went to the much awaited Swallow Bar for a real visit, and here’s what it is like. The front section is quite cute. The booths look pretty good and it’s all nicely done, but the place is just too … Continue reading

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vibrancy check in

Pete F. and I are in violent disagreement over the FESA building on Hay Street. “Building is not worst, given how bland much of that area is,” he says. “The likelihood of it being knocked over or swallowed by hotel … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 168

Note to Fremantle writers. Put your shoes on. You look like tools. This Fremantle shoeless posing has just got to stop. This time it’s Craig Silvey. From The West via Saltysuzy. Put your shoes on Craig Silvey. Coogee Beach Lion … Continue reading

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Get thee to a snuggery

Someone, maybe Snuff wanted pictures of the Ten Mile Well, aka the Wattleup Pub. Pete F obliges. The review, “No chill out lounge music, no doof, no indifferent service. Just your own stubby holder behind the bar & the soothing … Continue reading

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