Category Archives: worst pub/hotel/design

Swallow Bar review

Posted on September 13, 2012 by

We went to the much awaited Swallow Bar for a real visit, and here’s what it is like. The front section is quite cute. The booths look pretty good and it’s all nicely done, but the place is just too … Continue reading →

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vibrancy check in

Posted on June 11, 2012 by

Pete F. and I are in violent disagreement over the FESA building on Hay Street. “Building is not worst, given how bland much of that area is,” he says. “The likelihood of it being knocked over or swallowed by hotel … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 168

Posted on September 10, 2011 by

Note to Fremantle writers. Put your shoes on. You look like tools. This Fremantle shoeless posing has just got to stop. This time it’s Craig Silvey. From The West via Saltysuzy. Put your shoes on Craig Silvey. Coogee Beach Lion … Continue reading →

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Get thee to a snuggery

Posted on July 5, 2011 by

Someone, maybe Snuff wanted pictures of the Ten Mile Well, aka the Wattleup Pub. Pete F obliges. The review, “No chill out lounge music, no doof, no indifferent service. Just your own stubby holder behind the bar & the soothing … Continue reading →

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By the Great Satan’s pizzle!

Posted on June 8, 2011 by

I had trouble typing after seeing this from Pete F. Tears of laughter flowed. It’s like a piece of Wintoning rendered in 3D. Or 2.5D. You must click to view every detail, particularly the skeletal foot functioning as a bull’s … Continue reading →

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outrage sunday 2

Posted on May 8, 2011 by

Last night, which had become dawn in the manner a dugong rose from the murky depths, Outrage Cohen looked up to see his gormless face reflected in the window. Only just before he’s been perusing an email from his boss … Continue reading →

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rubbwich

Posted on April 1, 2011 by

I’m Dee Fock and I’ll be your waiter today! Our main course is from Mike (who served up jungle cuisine the other day): he’s prepared a delicious rubbish sandwich at the five-star Red Castle. Our side dish is luke-warm chunky … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 134

Posted on November 20, 2010 by

Edward De Bozo saw this fountain at Coral Bay that from a distance, and even up close, looks like a mound of manure. Hokusan sees Red Bull promoted to beer, and shows us that Melbourne can still deliver run down … Continue reading →

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Tinnie

Posted on June 10, 2010 by

Cookster sent this lovely photo, probably falling into the not worst category, from some worthy event or other in Bencubbin. I think there were issues with finding out that the place didn’t actually sell piss, but was more endorsing piss … Continue reading →

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